Mrs Hinch #128 Soph’s playing tricks, her content has resorted to crushing melty sticks

[shadyessex33]

Anyone notice she had her heater on in the garden? Blatantly having a quick movie fag break

 

[HinchythetwattyGrinchy]

I think the reason her first book sold so well is coz she bought all the copies. She literally has a copy in every single room.

Agree. Anyone who need's a book to be told how to clean something is a fucking wet wipe. What even is a 'minkeh?' it looks like a sanitary towel?!?!

 

[HereForTheComments456]

sophie why you lie?
you don’t cook shit for Ronnie.
And why won’t she explain further. Imagine many new mums she could help. But we know she’s doesn’t cook which is why she’s won’t explain any further

 

[LilPinkie]

im not mad but i talk to bees. if they come into my house i get something soft and ask them to climb on it and say i will take them outside. they always do it. so how clever that they understand what we say. i am being serious here.

I am the actual fecking bee whisperer. I beckoned to one to follow me outside and it blatantly followed me through the kitchen, round into the utility bit and out the back door. Husband said, “Did that bee just follow you?” He was in shock. I don’t think I’ve ever felt smugger!

 

[Greygardener]

Think you’re right

Mine walks past the bin and leaves the rubbish on the side

We are eating dinner in the living room at the minute. Mine will finish eating, put his plate down then get up and go to the kitchen to get a drink. WITHOUT THE PLATE.

 

[shadyessex33]

Is that actually her? Wow she looks rough!

Yeah that’s her last year when she was pregnant with ronnieblesshimhasnoteefsyetbuthasfeetz

 

[shadyessex33]

It’s 10.20am, how is that kid ready for a nap already?! He must think well there’s fuck all else happening for me around here, may as well sleep

What she really means is “cup of tea and a fag”. Make that birds nest on her head stink even more

 

[Couldlifeeverbesaneagain]

Spraying fake grass outside... Okay, am officially done.

 

[Wal18]

Totally off topic here guyyzzzz but I came across these from 5 years ago. Totally stunned as it's like looking at a completely different person.

She’s holding Henry like she holds Ronnie!

 

[L00kform3]

Lies lies lies and more lies. You don’t cook for your baby. Never seen Ronnie eating a home cooked meal, ever.

Maybe a piece of broccoli on the odd occasion. She is a total and utter fucking liar, you can’t explain it Sophie because it’s not fucking true.

Shame on you for lying to over 3 million people who you know for a fact lick your arse daily and will lap up anything you say. If you did a mix of food you wouldn’t have a cupboard this fucking full of pouches and jars.

If I were her and I KNEW I fucking cooked homemade meals for Ronnie I would be on Instagram in a flash proving the shit out of it.

Fuck off, you ain’t fooling me.

 

[HinchythetwattyGrinchy]

Stacey Solomon does my head in. She looks like Roddy from Flushed Away. Her and Hinch are both as thick as pig shit so I can see why they get on so well

 

[shadyessex33]

This comment.....wtaf

I’m guessing “sparklesnest” is a Virgin

 

[Macklen83]

Just before she goes to bed and gets her talcy neck sucked and rattled off bugboy she just needs to tell the gram what a fab caring person she is because she can’t sleep until she knows handsnommmezzzzz manzzzzz and ronnieblesshimduzenthaveteethduzhavefeetz are asleep. Such a selfless lady

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Fucking Jesus Lord, what does she look like?!

 

[Lofty]

Think our postman is getting pissed off with the amount of deliveries next door has... he slammed her gate that hard it fell off

first time posting, hope I’ve done it right... my hubby’s a postie and he’s knackered coz half the staff are off. I mentioned on hinches fb page that people should stop ordering unnecessary stuff I was shot down and told postman can’t catch in when working... you just can’t reason with stupid

 

[Itsallaboutmememe]

She’s used that glue on her nails?
jesus I used it to glue my shoe sole back to the shoe (we’ll gloss over how I managed to glue the peg to it) the fumes alone made me feel sick and dizzy
they do say that stupid people soon fall out of the gene pool
hopefully she’s next-and the sheep that follow her ‘don’t do this at home’ tip
its a bloody nail-people are dying of a virus and her nails are the most important thing in the world to them
ive done daft things in life-but I’ve never recorded them and shown them to over 3 million bots people

 

[L00kform3]

Did she forget she said she didn’t like the smell of pine about three days a go? She’s so full of shit.

 

[FlowerPotGirls]

She is off on one again you horrible parenting trolls

I do also cook sloop for my son guyzzzzz

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I won't explain further is code for those trolls are right!! She probably counts heating up porridge as cooking what a disgrace!!

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

You didn't make anything you daft bint, you just put some tiles on the wall!

I thought she had some grand plan for these tiles?! Wasn't she fussy about them coming off in one piece? Now she's smashed them up and begging for ideas what to do with them

 

[LadyB]

As my old grandad used to say "The pair of them are not worth two rows of sheep shite"