Her whole house is such a hazard. She will have to move so much stuff. She won’t be able to keep him behind the sofa forever.
Only this morning. But I bet she longs to be on other tv shows
Pre Ronnie & early pregnancy she seemed to be getting a lot more media attention, she was on this morning, she was doing book tours around Britain & she even opened a shop (pound stretchers I think, something of that ilk) she took ill & was hospitalised. Had Ronnie not long after, she’s been a lot quieter on that front now. Not sure if that’s through choice or no one wants to have her anymore. She’s lost what she had at the beginning, she used to be “hinching” to songs getting excited about hoover lines etc and having banter with Jamie and she did seem fairly normal (look back at her highlights if you can be arsed). She’s built up somewhat of a cult and some of her followers are scarily addicted to her. I think some people with mental health issues were helped in the beginning & they could copy her with the Hinch hauls and 90p cleaning products, it was just a bit of fun. Since she’s grown and is now an ambassador she’d clog her granny if she could get a few bob. Since this is their only source of income she’s sell sell sell. She no longer cleans, it’s just tidying up, and spraying far too many chemicals. She’s so bloody boring, it’s almost when she signed her life away to Gleam she gave up her personality and what made her, her. There’s nothing unique about her anymore. She doesn’t do lives anymore and blames anxiety, bollocks it’s because she knows she’s bought a huge amount of her followers, what’s more cringe than doing a live to her 3.2million (or whatever she’s at now) when the entire country is in lockdown & more time on their hands and only a few thousand actually watch it. How many of them are watching it & hanging off her every word, and how many are clenching their arse cheeks in second hand embarrassment? She can’t moderate comments when she’s live so she can’t edit the trolls. She screams troll all the time, do a live and prove it, oh wait she can’t because it’s all made up! She’s so many people blowing smoke up her arse she thinks she’s amazing. Jamie is now a lap dog as she’s the only earner. Her relationship with her mum is unhealthy, she can’t function as an adult at 30 years of age. Her videos are beyond boring, she’s clearly been warned not to plug things anymore, she’s not done anymore ads for P&G, she can’t do Hinch hauls, so what are we left with, a fat wanker of a dog and a baby plonked various places for a photo shoot. Her whole life has become fake and staged.
I’m sorry this has turned into a bit of verbal diarrhoea