The incessant story’ing is too much. Who has time for that? If they ever planned to do a re-make of Rainman, well......
Mrs Hinch #122 Hinch is too busy stroking her Shark, won't take Rrrrronie to the park
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I don’t have a handsoap in the kitchen
BUT that’s only Cos you have to pass the bathroom To get to my kitchen and I have copious amounts in there !!!I don’t think she is too bothered about being clean herself though as long as her sink is shiny! We never really hear her talk about bathing products or when she’s just had a shower or anything which im
Sure we would’ve given she stories everything else!!!
I bet your kitchen will be lovely and and least you can stand in there and say to yourself this is all my hard work and be totally proud of it .You know what?
I’m so fed up of seeing her kitchen and her constant thank you quotes and couldn’t of done it without the support of all of you
Makes me sick to the bone that we have all somewhere along the line contributed to her new life and all she does is gloat and rub our faces in it
Thanks insta for allowing me to have my dream home whilst all you people sit back with your ten year old kitchen and five year old car !!!!!!!!
I would of loved to of had her first kitchen that was my dream kitchen and I’m sure to many others too
To see her just get rid of it like it was nothing was soul destroying when I’m in the process of updating my kitchen we can’t afford a new one so doing best we can painting cuboards and new kitchen work tops etc!
I often think how grinch would laugh so hard if she could see my kitchen compared to hers
None of us will ever have what she has now
She does nothing to give back to thank us ‘friends ‘ for giving her this life
I don’t know what I’m trying to say but how in love must you be with yourself to just gloat so hard
It absolutely cracks me up that yesterday she was at the Library saying how much she loves it and she’s going to make it a tradition like it was with her and her mum when she was little etc etc. Then today she’s gone and bought a load of bleeping books 
no more trips to the Library then Soph? 
no more trips to the Library then Soph? 
I still laugh so hard at willy hill 
you lot are absolute gold!! He’s back from willy hill then in time for dinner as well the lucky bugger. I’m just cooking dinner and wondering how she can serve up slop for her family then she mentioned the kitchen sink so basically her house is clean because she never uses anything. I bet it’s why she only allows one cup (jug) meals and that slop yesterday. Have you ever seen her make a mea that needs more than one pan. Dorito tit, casserole, bung it all in a pot food poisoning with cheese and onions etc
you lot are absolute gold!! He’s back from willy hill then in time for dinner as well the lucky bugger. I’m just cooking dinner and wondering how she can serve up slop for her family then she mentioned the kitchen sink so basically her house is clean because she never uses anything. I bet it’s why she only allows one cup (jug) meals and that slop yesterday. Have you ever seen her make a mea that needs more than one pan. Dorito tit, casserole, bung it all in a pot food poisoning with cheese and onions etc
Now I clean Hinch's Windows
because I'm not a slob
for a hen pecked husband it's a miserable job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
if you could see what I can see
when I'm Hinching windows
Ronjonlonglegs on the floor
it's where he always sits
A casserole again for tea
that means I'll get the shits
Fatsnomes lying on the bed
Ma Barker's here she looks half dead
A hole in the wall, kitchen looks like a shed
When I'm Hinching windows
In my profession I work hard
I'm not allowed to stop
I'm up and down that ladder
and there's cushions here to chop
Sophie walks around the floor
She has no clue what the oven's for
But she has swipe-up ads galore
When I'm Hinching windows!
I don't think George Formby would have anything to sorry about but still
because I'm not a slob
for a hen pecked husband it's a miserable job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
if you could see what I can see
when I'm Hinching windows
Ronjonlonglegs on the floor
it's where he always sits
A casserole again for tea
that means I'll get the shits
Fatsnomes lying on the bed
Ma Barker's here she looks half dead
A hole in the wall, kitchen looks like a shed
When I'm Hinching windows
In my profession I work hard
I'm not allowed to stop
I'm up and down that ladder
and there's cushions here to chop
Sophie walks around the floor
She has no clue what the oven's for
But she has swipe-up ads galore
When I'm Hinching windows!
I don't think George Formby would have anything to sorry about but still
It’s funny because she acts all cool and happy about it then behind the scenes I bet she’s gonna start pulling copy right tit on anyone using her name for profit etc if I gave my mum that card she would ask for a new daughter
I have been reporting her posts as spam when hasnt put ad lol and she just posted she now has to put ad even if gifted...stupid woman cant even spell hence#bekind says the woman that last week basically tried to ruin an eBay business with her constant bitchingand slagging off prices. The same #bekind woman that sense her army to bully people. duck OFF!!
These comments are killing meHa ha ha ha is it not throbbing looking at that big boy???
I think I need to get out more
Christ onslow in his vest with the guns out 
defo doesn’t ring my bell 
defo doesn’t ring my bell 
Absolutely cryingNow I clean Hinch's Windows
because I'm not a slob
for a hen pecked husband it's a miserable job
Now it's a job that just suits me
A window cleaner you would be
if you could see what I can see
when I'm Hinching windows
Ronjonlonglegs on the floor
it's where he always sits
A casserole again for tea
that means I'll get the shits
Fatsnomes lying on the bed
Ma Barker's here she looks half dead
A hole in the wall, kitchen looks like a shed
When I'm Hinching windows
In my profession I work hard
I'm not allowed to stop
I'm up and down that ladder
and there's cushions here to chop
Sophie walks around the floor
She has no clue what the oven's for
But she has swipe-up ads galore
When I'm Hinching windows!
I don't think George Formby would have anything to sorry about but still
Haha ‘bung it all in a pot food poisoning with cheese and onions etc’ Bloody howlingI still laugh so hard at willy hill
Sticky Vicky, I’m done!Do you reckon she does a sticky Vicky but instead of ping pong balls, she spits out Bold pods?? hahaha
Am I allowed to put the recipe here?Please can you tell me how because I can't get it anywhere.
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I do wonder why she bothered collecting all those recipes and put them in their own little recipe book if she just eats spaghetti from a jug and that weird undercooked cheesy, tomato chicken concoction.
So she mentioned Mother’s Day today after all.....of course she can’t wait.... !!!
I think I get a bingo !!!!!!
PS Zoph, get off tattle and actually MOTHER your child
ATB babes
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I'm speachless
Missing so many posts thanks to work and this covid-19 
Hey guyzzz, how you all doing?
Hey guyzzz, how you all doing?
Anyone else seen in one of the Hinch facebook pages someone got Dylon on their hands and has tried pink stuff, elbow grease, white spirit etc and it still hasn't got it off and everyone in the comments is recommending bleach!
You’d think coronavirus would start a natural selection process but the problem is all the stupid people will survive because they have been spraying anything that doesn’t move with Zoflora for years!
wouldn’t hold your breath there love!
You know how you have couples in your life and you can’t imagine them having any bonky bonk? That’s how I feel with these pair of muppets. Imagine that claw on poor Jamie’s junk “Mum said this is how you do it, babe”
Ronnie must have been sent by the stork.
“Mum said this is how you do it, babe” Ronnie must have been sent by the stork.
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