Mrs Hinch #119 Salt & Pepper pots galore and pond water casserole once more

[Unicornishpastie]

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Now this makes my blood boil!!!

I can’t take anyone seriously when they spell pathetic ‘perfectic’

 

[RonnieBlessHim]

Just had a look at the lyrics to All Rise...well I know we’ve got some very clever fellow ‘trolls’ (as they very mistakenly call us) and thought someone must be able to compose a very good adaptation of it...some of the words are already there.

This is my awful attempt.. Someone do something better? The rhymes aren't flowing for me!

Yo, yo
Yo, yo

My Hinchers, please, gotta believe what I say
What I will tell happened just the other day
I must confess, 'cause I've had about enough
I need your help, gotta make this troll thing stop

Hinchers, I swear I'll tell the truth
About all the trolls and what they do
And if you thought you could send advice
I'm telling you now, objection overruled (here we go, oh, baby)

One for the money and the open pods
It's two for the lies that I denied
All lies
All lies (all lies)
Three for the flowers on the hob top
It's four for the times I’ve been faking (those trolls)
All lies (I’m gonna tell it to your face)
All lies (I rest my case)

You're on the stand, with your hole into the wall
Nowhere to run, and Hinchers you can call (oh no)
I just can't wait, now the case is open wide

You'll try to pray, but the Tattlers will decide

…………………..

So step back, 'cause you can’t touch my tat
I know deep down that you only want me to react
I lay low leaving all my swipe ups open
The decision of the Tattlers has not been spoken
Step in my house, you find that your #gifted stuff has gone
But, in reality, to whom does the stuff belong?
I bring you into court to preach my order
And you know that you overstep the border (uh-huh)

 

[Jyhy1110]

Lee Ryan is a twat aswell no wonder hinch likes him

 

[Ooppsididitagain]

I wonder how she’d react if Jamie was talking about another woman like she’s been talking about Lee Ryan for the past few hours?!

 

[BeckyTheMaid]

Forgive me if I'm being stupid here, but why does she need 2 caddies with 2 lots of identical contents? Two hairbrushes for a virtually bald baby?

 

[Upyourshinch]

Proper fruit the loop that one , I'm gobsmacked I actually feel sorry for Onslow at this moment . Actually hes probably thinking fuk it she can have him she's a boring bitch anyway , I can divorce her now and spend 5he rest of my days down the bookies mate , Happy days .

 

[Whitelilac]

I thought she was obsessed with Michael Bolton? Make your mind up Sophie. Or is Lee Ryan more likely to acknowledge your presence because Michael certainly wasnt interested

 

[Brightstar72]

She needs to be struck off

Great example to show all those small boys that cleaning really is just women’s work.

Hinch, dragging women back to the dark ages, one crappy notebook at a time

 

[Lynseyp]

Its not showing any comments on the Daily Mail story for me. I wonder if they are filtering them first or if noone actually cares about her stupid fangirling, hence her sharing it with her followers so that they get commenting

Yes the comments are moderated, I've written loads about Hinch and it doesn't get published, I've tried again today and it has worked for now.

Thought i'd like my own comment

 

[Feska]

Quite a lot of comments up on the DM now and the majority are negative. She will definitely be reading those.
Someone just wrote - go read tattle life

 

[NellieBellie]

Just had a look at the lyrics to All Rise...well I know we’ve got some very clever fellow ‘trolls’ (as they very mistakenly call us) and thought someone must be able to compose a very good adaptation of it...some of the words are already there.

One for the tat and the greedy eyes
It’s two for the truth that she hides
All lies... all lies
Three for the money she be raking
It’s four for the tan she be faking
All lies... all lies

 

[Elledoc82]

Go on Henry you fat fuck run away from the mad bastard!! Get yourself down Barry’s Bootcamp babe

 

[daes56]

He is full on taking the piss out of her I can’t cope LMFAOOOOOO

 

[Inkarea]

When is the silly cow going to realise that dirt if from the candles!
#thickasfuck

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Now this makes my blood boil!!!

 

[Doodlebug71]

ET come home ...no Zophie fuck off just fuck right off

 

[Duchesspink]

Delighted that shes still rear facing Ronnie. I hope she keeps him rear facing until hes 4 if possible.
Its 5 times safer and hes far too young to be forward facing

 

[bsdetector77]

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Now this makes my blood boil!!!

This makes me so cross!!! We are not seeking her out and sending her messages telling her to kill herself or that we wish her or her family ill. It's completely different. Admin are super hot on proper troll messages here. This is just a safe space for us to gossip and call her out on lies. It's like we've all met up at a cafe and we're having a chat. If you can't handle people calling you out, don't lie!!

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Someone said in the previous thread why is Ronnie rear facing in his car seat?

She’s doing the right thing here, it’s safer.

I was pleasantly surprised to hear her say he’s still rear facing.

 

[Upyourshinch]

Slams the lid down thinking what pile of crap is this