Mrs Hinch #11 Packing a Tesco Bag Going On The Telly Bet You Wont See Her Belly

I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that this poor little soul has been (most likely) brainwashed by their mother to have even the slightest interest in Hinch. Or the fact that this vile con woman has plastered it on her social media for clout, instead of pulling her selfish, self obsessed narcissistic head out of her arse and making a trip to the hospital . That would have cost f*ck all and made their day.

It's all me, me, me.

Bring on her downfall!!

 

[Tinymissmummy]

Ooh - someone kicked the hornets nest on @highstreettohome

 

[Saynotothelies]

Her first adult book... View attachment 10178

Oh she's going to be disappointed! Well maybe not. It doesn't have any big words to confuse her.

 

[F the dust.]

Other than her sink, I've seen her sodding sink more than my own! Pining her toilets to death, wiping her side's in the kitchen ..which she never uses, hoovering with her rather expensive shark and daving a bit ( it's effing dusting) what nuggets of wisdom has she bestowed upon us? Oh let's not forget making your house a fire hazard and using
More chemicals than a crystal meth lab... what????

 

[black ripped skinnies]

Someone has uploaded the first few pages of the book to one of the Facebook groups.
Jesus Christ! There’s more literary content in my 3 year old’s Peppa Pig books.

Think it's safe to say Mrs H didn't write that!

 

[Violetpanda]

I don't know what's more disturbing. The fact that this poor little soul has been (most likely) brainwashed by their mother to have even the slightest interest in Hinch.

This was something else in her book, exploitative stories of how she touches lives. A young girl who messaged her about how she was being bullied and mh apparently kept in touch with her all day long to ensure she was ok. A video sent to her by a fan asking her young daughter/granddaughter (can’t remember which) what she wants for her birthday and the child says ‘a minkeh’. Gahhhhh it’s creepy.

 

[Bluebird7]

This was something else in her book, exploitative stories of how she touches lives. A young girl who messaged her about how she was being bullied and mh apparently kept in touch with her all day long to ensure she was ok. A video sent to her by a fan asking her young daughter/granddaughter (can’t remember which) what she wants for her birthday and the child says ‘a minkeh’. Gahhhhh it’s creepy.

Has she ever actually replied to a message? Only ever see her screen shot them and thank ppl for messages on stories and says she reading them never mentions replying to them?

 

[Violetpanda]

Has she ever actually replied to a message? Only ever see her screen shot them and thank ppl for messages on stories and says she reading them never mentions replying to them?

Good question!!!

 

[Shineyshine]

View attachment 10184View attachment 10184Just goes to show that some people still don’t realise she is making money from them!

Omg they really are so unaware of how things work. I’m stunned

 

[F the dust.]

Thread name suggestion: She's taking the piss..her cleanings hit and miss. She can't believe it, neither can we. She'd sell her own Mother for a fee.

 

I had a flick through in Waterstones earlier, but didn't want to be seen reading it for too long It does read like her talking, someone probably interviewed her and cobbled it together from that. We never saw her in the process of writing it, just one day she suddenly had a book coming out. Never seen a computer or laptop at maison Hinch, and I doubt she typed it out on her phone.

It's split into three sections, one about her, one about anxiety ('Let's talk about anxiety" - so original) and one about cleaning. Nothing new really, but will have to have another stealth read the next time I see one. I am a speed reader

Unless someone can procure a pdf...

 

[Shutthedoor]

Over on @highstreettohome

 

[Shineyshine]

I just don’t understand the point of lying about jamie staying with her in London She posts herself doing some sort of cleaning everyday! She clearly pre records story’s and let that one slip by saying she doesn’t clean every day

I think she’s got so used to doing it that she’s now a habitual liar. It could be about anything, she doesn’t care. Anything to get a story out of it - let’s face it, if it wasn’t for fabricated situations she’d have literally nothing to post about.

 

Thread suggestion - Mrs Hinch's on This Morning plugging her book, while we on Tattle know she's nothing but a crook!

 

[AdApathy]

Thread suggestion - Mrs Hinch's on This Morning plugging her book, while we on Tattle know she's nothing but a crook!

YES I LOVE THIS

 

[Welshwally]

Thread suggestion - Butterflies, adverts and constant lies, when will the hinchers open their eyes?

 

[coldasice]

Thread suggestion - Butterflies, adverts and constant lies, when will the hinchers open their eyes?

This!!!

 

[Sparklez]

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She’s conned her Hinch Army with the £12.99 Amazon pre order swipe ups. I fail to see how a number of large supermarkets/stores have ALL released the book on the ‘incorrect’ day

I am convinced she/gleam paid supermarkets to release early to get people talking and flash buying

 

[Loulamoooola]

I am convinced she/gleam paid supermarkets to release early to get people talking and flash buying

It’s a bit too convenient that more than 1 shop have had it on sale early...

 

[Sparklez]

Crufts look must be in right now!
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I think she’s trying to make that look be the “in style”. It gives more volume etc but also makes you look like a poodle lol

They do say dogs and owners start looking alike

I wonder how long this Hinch thing has been in the works.... obviously it’s all been set up.... it didn’t happen by chance but I’m wondering if it goes back as far as when her and Jamie worked together. Now I can understand her leaving as working together and living together would be a bit much but it’s the hairdresser thing that makes me wonder. Why not leave and get another job in sales? Why train for something completely different?? I reckon it’s coz a ditsy hairdresser from Essex is much more relatable than a saleswoman working in the big city! Bet she wouldn’t get as many “sales” if they all knew that’s what she was! So yeah I think they have planned this from years ago... they just had to do it slowly to make it believeable

I have a sneaky suspicion that she was fired or did something dodgy so she had to leave a successful career in a decent company

She fell back on hair extension and came up with becoming insta famous

Anyone with sense would’ve just started the page while still working and quit when they become successful (well most wouldn’t as they know insta game is only for so long)