Sorry has she killed someone years ago or something? Why the lying awake on her first family holiday thinking of all the mistakes she’s made?!
Its started, it's only 7am!!Hinch bingo time
it’s Valentine’s Day, so I’m betting
Wedding pictures with some stupid music over it
Pictures of them in front of castle with Disney music
More wedding spam
I am officially part of the Tattle familyThanks to @NellieBellie for our new title.
Sorry can't remember how many likes, I'm very sleep deprived but it was the most.
Edit: 52 likes
So when's the update on the kitchen soph!!!
I thought they could only be worn with pyjamas for shopping in Asda!She might not of changed her tracky for days but at least she’s changed her boots!
Dont know why she never wore them in the first place, I mean everybody knows you have to wear your Uggs with your tracky
Wankshaft haven’t heard that for years, proper giggling. And on the subject of wank.... whoever mentioned tap wanking the other day. ActualI refuse point blank to view her stories today as I can’t face the wedding photos complete with Disney music, as she declares Onslow the most wonderful wankshaft of the year or whatever
At least she knows that kitchen is a mistake.....but she is probably just paving the way to be honest??I see she’s been awake in the night again....reading Tattle I presume? Morning Zoph! . Suggest a new outfit today might be in order lovey ATB
I really wish she’d have left her phone at home. This is supposed to be a first family holiday but she just can’t stop winding herself up with what’s being said here about her. No wonder she can’t sleep!
I see lardsnomes has been trained to chop the cushionView attachment 83800
Is that not her sofa? I thought Lardsnomes was at her parents OR is he at her house with her Dad and the “close family friend” like she originally said before she back tracked?!
Even I’m struggling to keep up with her dodgy time lines!
With his penis......sorry too farI see lardsnomes has been trained to chop the cushion
It looks like it or has she brought Mum exactly the same sofa to match their identical carpets?View attachment 83800
Is that not her sofa? I thought Lardsnomes was at her parents OR is he at her house with her Dad and the “close family friend” like she originally said before she back tracked?!
Even I’m struggling to keep up with her dodgy time lines!
Rubbish - they have been told to say that - if a bespoke kitchen had that turn around it wouldn’t be bespoke - she’s not stupid she’s covering her arseI messaged the company. They can sort it all in 2-3 days