Er..excuse you! More attention to stories please. Anna's BOYFRIEND, Olly Bretton (I'm just putting his name in here in case you didn't know it), is THE ONE. AND Anna's BOYFRIEND (Olly Bretton - FAOD, for it is he: BOYFRIEND of Anna Whitehouse) has said that too. So that's all settledIt’s all a bit schoolgirl ‘I’ve got a BOYFRIEND, have I told you about MY BOYFRIEND, I was just saying to MY BOYFRIEND the other day, I went to the pub with MY BOYFRIEND, OLLY BRETTON last’
It makes me wonder how amicable the split really was that she feels the need to reiterate that she’s seeing someone every two seconds and not only that, but to gush over him like she’s just bagged the most popular boy in her year.
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She’s going to feel so stupid when she gets dumped six months down the line lol
He’s ok looking but he’s certainly no hunk, just a very ordinary looking middle aged guy with a puffy faced middle aged divorcee girlfriend.Er..excuse you! More attention to stories please. Anna's BOYFRIEND, Olly Bretton (I'm just putting his name in here in case you didn't know it), is THE ONE. AND Anna's BOYFRIEND (Olly Bretton - FAOD, for it is he: BOYFRIEND of Anna Whitehouse) has said that too. So that's all settled
He’s ok looking but he’s certainly no hunk, just a very ordinary looking middle aged guy with a puffy faced middle aged divorcee girlfriend.
The reviews are interesting - one says Anna goes on for ages with overly flowery language and it takes ages to work out what she’s getting at (bit on the nose that, isn’t it?) and on the other hand Matt’s really clear and concise.
Is Papa Pukka now unremarkable? How does that all work? Anyway, who cares. Anna has a new BOYFRIEND (I know, I know. It's all been terribly discrete as they are very PRIVATE people, you see). What's his name, you say? Why it's OLLY BRETTON. Or the REMARKABLE Olly Bretton to give him his full title. A bit like the Unsinkable Molly BrownHow dare you! Anna and OLLY BRETTON (for those at the back), are also remarkable. They are the new remarkable since papa Pukka has been replace by step papa fukka.
God, her and her shiny, puffed up face are tedious.
Do you like my new Olly Breton? I wear it under my giletOlly Breton sounds like the name of a stripey top you’d buy from middle class mummy shops like The White Stuff. Kinda appropriate for Face-full-of-filler-fukka
Yep and also in London you need to be earning well above that to be 'loaded'.Quite - he's gone inhouse as no partnership track for you matey!
The "my person" thing sound ridiculous. It's what primary schools refer to carers as to be more inclusive - eg "give your person a great big wave before we all start singing!". To stop upset if mummy and daddy can't make it to the spring assembly and great Aunty Vera is there instead or a foster carer etc. Anna would know this if she interacted with the school a tad more
I’d wear my Olly Breton with a corduroy pinafore dress now that the weather has perked up a bit. With some 70 denier matt Farquharson tights.Yep and also in London you need to be earning well above that to be 'loaded'.
Haha.I’d wear my Olly Breton with a corduroy pinafore dress now that the weather has perked up a bit. With some 70 denier matt Farquharson tights.
No idea what lawyers earn but she won’t have picked a skint cocklodger-fukka, would she? Fillers ain’t cheap!
Stripey top has an ex and kids? I think I know more about this man than I know about my neighboursHaha.
He won't be skint at all but not loaded. Seriously. I live in London, combined salaries above £100k, but not loaded. Everything costs a bomb here! And he has an ex and kids to fork out for.
I'm sure in one of her many longwinded word salad posts about her and Matt having new partners she said that stripey has kids too (as she said she's met them I think).Stripey top has an ex and kids? I think I know more about this man than I know about my neighbours
Is there room in the nest for all these magpies? Must be getting rather crowded in there.I'm sure in one of her many longwinded word salad posts about her and Matt having new partners she said that stripey has kids too (as she said she's met them I think).
I'M YOUR NEW MUMMY AS DADDY STRIPEY TOP IS MY SPECIAL PERSON!I'm sure in one of her many longwinded word salad posts about her and Matt having new partners she said that stripey has kids too (as she said she's met them I think).
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