Next time I’d order the massive dildo, have it delivered there and imagine her reaction when she opens it. It’ll teach her not to be so bloody nosey.Posted this in the "what's pissed you off" thread but it's relevant here too.
Had a parcel delivered to my MIL because she doesn't work, so I knew she'd be there to receive it. Nobody would be in at mine. She's just text "Hi, your parcel has arrived, I've opened it to check it was alright, do you want me to tape it back up?" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Thankfully it wasn't anything personal but imagine if it was a massive fuck off vibrator!!!
The parcel was in my name, so there could have been no confusion.
I'd order one of those confetti cannons that leave a huge mess and glitter everywhere for years ... that'd teach her!Next time I’d order the massive dildo, have it delivered there and imagine her reaction when she opens it. It’ll teach her not to be so bloody nosey.
Posted this in the "what's pissed you off" thread but it's relevant here too.
Had a parcel delivered to my MIL because she doesn't work, so I knew she'd be there to receive it. Nobody would be in at mine. She's just text "Hi, your parcel has arrived, I've opened it to check it was alright, do you want me to tape it back up?" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Thankfully it wasn't anything personal but imagine if it was a massive fuck off vibrator!!!
The parcel was in my name, so there could have been no confusion.
OMG! That’s sooo annoying... me and my partner never hardly argue unless it’s about her, and I feel the exact same as you on that last paragraph. It annoys me so much because even when he knows she’s in the wrong or he agrees it’s bad what she’s done he will say ”what am I supposed to do it’s my mum”... I try to tell him we both want the best for him just she thinks the best is treating him like his 5 and I want him to be independent, I hate feeling like I’m putting him in a hard place but also feel like he needs to set boundaries for his own benefit. I’ve told him I can’t imagine our future if things don’t change, I have just tried to kill her with kindness recently and just agree with everything even if I know she’s wrong. I try and convince myself just to feel sorry for her because her life is obviously so boring she feels the needs to control his... she gets jealous of anything we do, my partner surprised me with an iPad during the second lockdown and he told me not to say anything because she would be angry... shes a grown woman with her own money. I worry that if I try and ignore her she will get worse, I think she would dig her heels in more if I hid stuff from her. She once caught me and my partner having a conversation about hen do and stag do (we aren’t even engaged) and she literally RAN in from the kitchen she had obviously been ear wigging and said no no weddings thank you... I think the thought of her son growing up and having his own family will kill her. She also tries to make me look bad to my partner, she will text him saying ive not answered her call or I seem pissed off (I probably am) but why text him that... it annoys me cos she acts sooo innocent but knows exactly what she’s doing.
Next Christmas or birthday, give her a sex toy or sexy novel. If she complains, reply, 'my mistake, I thought that's what you hoped for that time you opened my delivery.'Posted this in the "what's pissed you off" thread but it's relevant here too.
Had a parcel delivered to my MIL because she doesn't work, so I knew she'd be there to receive it. Nobody would be in at mine. She's just text "Hi, your parcel has arrived, I've opened it to check it was alright, do you want me to tape it back up?" WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! Thankfully it wasn't anything personal but imagine if it was a massive fuck off vibrator!!!
The parcel was in my name, so there could have been no confusion.
Or just tell her that her son enjoys a blow job too much so intercourse is on the back burner for nowmine keeps asking when we are having kids even though we just got married 4 months ago
i think its because her other set of grandkids live over in america
normally , i just ignore her but last time she asked me i finally told her "well when we do have them, it wont be while we are in this country" as we are moving overseas in 3 years
now shes in a huff and wont talk because she will have 2 sets of grandkids overseas
Or ask why is she soooo interested in your sex life/when your husband cream pies you. That will get her to shut up.Or just tell her that her son enjoys a blow job too much so intercourse is on the back burner for now
haha i dont know who i would get into more bother from for that lolOr just tell her that her son enjoys a blow job too much so intercourse is on the back burner for now
“In the bum no babiezzzz”Or tell her that you're really into anal at the moment so definitely won't be getting pregnant
This happened to me once with my ex boyfriends mum... just as we were having sex. So awkward. I’m not sure if she realised or not but she sort of stayed in the room talking to us for a bit (we obviously stopped as soon as she opened the door). It was super weird. Safe to say I don’t miss herI’m very lucky, I get on so well with my MIL. She’s very supportive but let’s us get on with things. I don’t have my own Mother close by so she’s like my second Mum.
My ex MIL on the other hand... she mollycoddled her son, did everything for him, had to know every detail of his business. My ex boyfriend still lived at home at the time and she would walk into his bedroom without knocking to tidy his room or put his clothes away, whilst I was in the room getting changed or in bed!!
Classic mother in law! Blame the girlfriend instead of their precious son. God forbid they take any responsibility.I once tried expressing to her that her sons angry out bursts has escalated beyond punching walls and throwing things and that although I had left him, I was concerned and wanted him to seek therapy or something to help him.
Her response? “Well. Ive never known him be like that.”
Sound. You may as well of said I’m the problem, chicken. Funnily enough I don’t think you’ve ever been his girlfriend either, and how many abusive partners throw jabs at their mother? Errrrr very few.
Also why is she going out anywhere at the moment?????Mine is a right pain in the neck!
I live in a huge city which takes two hours to get across town at off-peak time on a good day, and she insists on me dropping whatever I'm doing to take her to her monthly bridge game. There is absolutely no reason why she can't drive over herself; she says the fast-moving traffic scares her but really she just likes everyone to run around after her. The person who used to pick her up and drop her back lived a short distance from my MiL but moved away.
I texted her yesterday to say I had worked an all-nighter so wouldn't be able to pick her up as usual as I was extremely exhausted; I then got a really cranky call from my lazy sister-in-law asking why I'd upset her. I explained that I was not fit to drive and suggested she might like to take her instead ... to which she said she was working from home so couldn't (her 'working from home' is doing nothing - she's just as difficult as her mother). So I rang an Uber to collect her and she refused flatly to go when he turned up. And now I'm the big meanie for ruining her day. Sheesh!
Thankfully my husband sees my point of view. I'll wait until things cool a bit then text her to suggest she make her own arrangements from now on.
She sounds like a nightmare!Mine is a right pain in the neck!
I live in a huge city which takes two hours to get across town at off-peak time on a good day, and she insists on me dropping whatever I'm doing to take her to her monthly bridge game. There is absolutely no reason why she can't drive over herself; she says the fast-moving traffic scares her but really she just likes everyone to run around after her. The person who used to pick her up and drop her back lived a short distance from my MiL but moved away.
I texted her yesterday to say I had worked an all-nighter so wouldn't be able to pick her up as usual as I was extremely exhausted; I then got a really cranky call from my lazy sister-in-law asking why I'd upset her. I explained that I was not fit to drive and suggested she might like to take her instead ... to which she said she was working from home so couldn't (her 'working from home' is doing nothing - she's just as difficult as her mother). So I rang an Uber to collect her and she refused flatly to go when he turned up. And now I'm the big meanie for ruining her day. Sheesh!
Thankfully my husband sees my point of view. I'll wait until things cool a bit then text her to suggest she make her own arrangements from now on.
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