Molly-Mae Hague #46 “ShE's HaD a BaBy AnD hEr FiGuRe HaS cHaNgEd” - Her followers are completely deranged

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

It looks like the interior design was done by Molly. An exercise in how to deprive someone of stimuli.

What is this room for can anyone tell me?

Looks like a nursery for Bambi. Who needs colour and stimulation as a young child.

 

[GalGal]

Yes I was thinking of the American quote “you got spunk kid”. Meaning exactly that, u got that life and confidence in you. Maybe I’ve just picked this up from dad’s old cowboy movies. But yes defo depending on context depends on meaning. I think the It crowd probably purposely used the word spunk knowing the two meanings and I’m assuming it was Chris Morris’ character who always said silly sexual things.

It was Reynholm the younger who took over after his dad committed suicide. And yes it was absolutely used with the double meaning to get laughs.

 

[longtimestalker]

Wtaf.. with baggy arse hanging jeans and these shoes .. reminds me of the polishing a turd quote .
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With her perfectly lined up VCs

 

[automaticallygenerated]

So who is that she’s there with? Someone with a ginormous big toe. But it was a painted toenail so I assume it’s not Lurch’s but you never know these days I guess.

Maybe it’s Nanny Big Toe. The baby was smiling so we must assume a nanny was in the room.

She’s lapping up all this speculation by the way. Any engagement helps her to stay relevant.

 

[chattycatty]

Has anyone seen the pap pics at the airport??? She's definitely had surgery because the fat on her face is still the same. When you lose weight naturally, your face also slims a lot. I know she has a box head but the fat is visibly still there. Don't know who the pixie face on instagram is lol

Looke nothing like the pics shes uploaded

 

[GalGal]

I find it weird she never mentions the wedding! Like don’t you get engaged in order to get married? It’s like she’s got the ring and that’s enough for her. No mention of any kind of planning or thoughts about how they may do it whatsoever.

I thought they mentioned wedding planning in a vlog? They were going to church so they could marry in a church???

 

[GalGal]

I wonder if Zoe’s got a wedding planner so she can have some professional input into how her guests should be arranged?

 

[Upintheair83]

Who are these new friends she's got? Seem annoying Af! Especially that peri!

 

[Wills315]

I’m sorry but you would have to pay me £700 (and the rest) to wear these out in public
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For bambi surely?

 

[mrtumble]

View attachment 2916679With Facetune jaw and face editing vs normal reality. Actually sickening and also hilarious how her followers will still try to say she’s natural. They have 0 brain cell between them all.

She's even facetuned her ears. What was wrong with her ears??

 

[Zara zara]

OH MYYY GODDDDD I’M LOGGING OFF BYE GUYS IT’S BEEN REAL FUN holy crap I would have never thought that word would have two completely different meanings!!

Haha you made my day when I've got the worst Cold

 

[GalGal]

When I was a fresher at Uni of Manchester, me and my friends were invited into his VIP section at a club along with a lot of other girls. At the end of the night he discreetly invited a bunch of us for an afterparty and then left through a back entrance with 2 of the girls from the table. I have several other friends that have similar stories involving him. Make of that what you will

When he was with Molly or before??

 

[noseyparker999]

You can see the migration of filler when she pouts

 

[whyhellothere83]

I'm just trying to put myself in a situation where I'm meeting someone for the first time and they enthusiastically tell me when describing their personality "I'm full of Spunk"

I just spat my drink out at this, HOWLING
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Somebody spunked on your breakfast this morning

And again at this

 

[noseynora21]

I am SHOOK she posted this

RAN here because of this

 

[marylamb152]

Perrie might have got a contact for a bit of the old Columbian and Tommy wants to put in a order.

Apologies to anyone called Perrie but I can't hear the name and not think of these guys.

Other way round I think! I think Tommy has/is the contact and is letting Perrie know! Think India would have been involved too…

wonder if Molly spots it or

 

[Jas28]

Honestly I thought the same. I’d rather have back up food so don’t blame her for saying this.

Back to hating Molly. They are away again this weekend. She really wants to escape adult life as much as possible doesn’t she. All the holidays and hotel stays so she can be waited on hand and foot

She won’t be able to do that once Bambi starts school and needs routine

 

[NumptymeNumptyyou]

She wasted no time in getting that bikini out…. Less than a year ago she was saying she’d never wear them again and they just weren’t a bit of her

Absolutely she's had work done she's a liar if not.

 

[Jas28]

Is Zoe getting married this summer ?

 

[PerfectlyOrganisedMess]

It’s so shitty of her that she’s sent Zoe to fucking tesco to get her birthday food, to sit in her house. She didn’t even make effort to look nice for her sisters birthday or make any kind of a fuss she didn’t even bother getting her some nice balloons or making her a cute cake with her precious mixing machine.
Zoe deserves a lot better IMO.

Hold on so she’s an M&S ambassador talking on a video about Tesco?!
I shop in m&s and have not seen her or Tony on any ads in store nor would it make any sense to their existing customer base and the 20 yr old fiats who would be influenced by them are not doing the weekly shop