Atleast she will have some content now lolHey guysss! Welcome back to mychannulllthread recap, I hope you’re all doing very very well
Soooyyy you guysss, I’ve been hiding a little secret from you all. My biggest secret yet… I can categoricallyyy confirm that I have not had a boob job. BUT. Anywaysss. A little secret. Tommy and I have something to share but Tommy’s literallyyy just on his 3 mile run so he’s not here but… we’re actuallyyy, literallyyy… no stop ??? I can’t you guysss. We’re having a chiyulddd ??? A literalll baybieee ??? Omg. It’s been such a tight kept secret. Shout out to my sonographer x I can’t believe it ??? The wun time my Photoshopping skills actuallyyy worked ??? You guysss had no idea. Omg you guysss, we’re SO so excited. So happy. SO so in love. It’s going to be unREALLL. A literalll DREAM. Insane. A transformation for me and TommyHe’s going to be the MOYSTTT incredible dad. Such a great role model x
I’m SO so excited but I literallyyy can’t believe how much hard work it’s going to be ??? I can’t wait to share everything that happens, you know I will be SO so positive and not moan wunce ??? Becuz I never moan. Will I have to get up early ??? Sorryyy, not for me. Not the wun x Thank goodness for Fran becuz I’ll be calling her every 5 seconds x Not my own mum though. Ew x Can you believe I’m going to be spending my 24 hours in a day with a baby ??? And no it’s not Ellie Belly. She’s going to be a big sisterUgh the pictures are gonna be *chefs kiss*. Next level you guysss. I reallyyy reallyyy hope Tommy doesn’t do somersaults with our actualll child ??? Like he did on Love Island ??? And to our doubters, how’s that going for you ??? Anywaysss let’s not be negative. He’s gonna be unREALLL. I just know it. We’re literallyyy soul mates so that means it’s gonna be soyyy perfect ??? I just hope Tommy will start washing his own boxers ??? Becuz I literallyyy won’t have time to be washing two loads of shitty nappies becuz I’ll 100% be a boss babe business woman and mom x Work whilst they sleep you guysss
I promise you guysss I’m going to be super super down to Earth and real with you guysss about thisjourney as I sit in my unREALLL £4 million new hoymeee. We still don’t have any furniture you guysss ??? Love that for me. It better arrive before the baby does ??? Omg I can’t actuallyyy believe I’m talking about it with you guysss ??? It’s been SO so hard keeping it a secret becuz you know I literallyyy share everything with my Fiat 500’s. I know you guysss are gonna absolutelyyy go CRAY-ZEEE over this x Mother of the Fiat 500’s loves you x
Anywaysss, I’m SO so excited and happy for this journey to continue. I promise you guysss it’s gonna be the WUN. I’ll literallyyy share everything with you guysss, bowel habits and everything becuz I’m super super honest and down to Earth x Thank you SO so much for being here and for coming on this WILD journey with us. It’s gonna be… just insane you guysss. I literallyyy can’t believe it ??? Do I have to get up at 6AM or will my chiyulddd sleep in until 3PM like me ??? Let’s manifest that for us x I’m manifesting that it doesn’t have Tommy’s body proportions as wellAnywaysss thank you SO so much you guysss and I’ll see you in my next wun x
*blows kiss*
Bye guysss
*waves*
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Molly-Mae Hague, 24, from Hertfordshire, rose to fame on the infamous Love Island on Season 5 in 2019. Already an influencer before entering the villa, she quickly became a Fiat 500’s dream girl. Coming second place, she found love with Tyson Fury’s irrelevant little brother Tommy “TNT” Fury...tattle.life
See him on the tills at tesco bbys xxxTommy has a “huge announcement” at 6pm. I wonder if he’s finally got a job.
I think she looks pretty good in most of these but she’s definitely had something done to the tip of her nose.
Probs aldi. He was too irrelevant to model clothes for them again, but they found him a job in the warehouse.See him on the tills at tesco bbys xxx
She always looks about as put together as a rectus abdominis during someone’s pregnancyThing is it’s easy to look put together in 2nd trimester, it’s the third trimester and after baby is born
Also true, but I mean like the minimal weight gain and not waddling etc, the uncomfortableness of pregnancy hasn’t set inShe always looks about as put together as a rectus abdominis during someone’s pregnancy
New furniture and the cat straight up on top of it who does be pissing all over the place as well.I know I’ve mentioned before but the more she shows of her house the more I’m convinced she’s never looked after a kid
White furniture won’t be white for long
Also I swear to god if she makes a beige nursery….
I'm sure Tommy will be happy with that photo of her nips
It looks like Molly and Maura are the real couple to meDoes anyone else find Maura really annoying lol? Also I know we’re years down the line but the way she tried to steal Tommy from molly I think it’s just still so weird how involved she is with them and surely molly would wanna find better friends than that? Once a snake always a snake
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