Hey guysss! Welcome back to my thread, I hope you’re all doing very very well
Soyyy I want to categoricallyyy say that I’m actuallyyy SO soyyy offended that you guysss think I would have a secret boob job and not tell you ??? You know I like to keep it super super honest and REALLL on my channel ??? I would actuallyyy never Mol-LIE becuzzz that’s not me ??? I’m soyyy down to Earth x Like I said about my noyseee, I’ve literallyyy just gained weight and grown into my boobs ??? And I’m categoricallyyy not pregnant ??? Again it’s just weight gain you guysss. I would never tell anywunnn anywaysss becuzzz suspense and I care more about my Instagram engagement than my actualll engagement to Timmy. Anywaysss let’s not start this recap off on a negative becuzzz I love to keep it super super positive and up beat for you guysss
Before we start off being positive, haha sorry you guysss I just want to come on here and say that I literallyyy do not want to hear a bad word said against Timmy ??? He’s literallyyy the wun for me ??? My soulmate ??? I categoricallyyy do not care that he’s fighting randoms at 4AM whilst I’m watching Shrek the tuuurd, lol sorry Ellen I’m not taking the piss out of you x But yeah, Timmy is such an angel and he could literallyyy never do anything wrong so let’s not even talk about it x We move
Anywaysss before we start being positive, omg you guysss I’m SO soyyy sorryyy, I literallyyy just want to say that I’m categoricallyyy fuming that I waited 500 years for my new sofa and it’s literallyyy the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen ??? Back to sitting in the cat beds for the next 10 years. FUMING. I literallyyy stink of fishy cat food and cat piss so love that for me x
Anywaysss I just got back from Paris… no wait, was it Iceland ??? Omg you guysss I literallyyy don’t even spend time at my house becuzzz I’m soyyy busy and always travelling ??? No wonder the cats hate me or is it becuzzz I sound like a banshee ??? Anywaysss I’ve been soyyy busy with work and as alwaysss there’s something SO soyyy exciting. INSANE. HYUGEEE about to happen, not x I’m literallyyy going to get in to soyyy much trouble with the ASA again becuzzz I don’t disclose my ad posts so love that for meee x I’ll be crying about that later for the sympathy x
Call me anything but ordinary you guysss but I’m honestlyyy soyyy boring now ??? I think even my Fiat 500’s have had enough of me :/ I’m literallyyy going to hide away in my big big mansion and complain about every little thing that the cats and Timmy do becuzzz I’m sooo miserable, lol just kidding I’m soyyy happy you guysss. I literallyyy promise ??? I’m soyyy blessed and lucky
Anywaysss thank you soyyy much for watching becuzzz I know how hard it is to listen to meee ??? No wonder Timmy would rather be anywhere but with me. No worries guysss becuzzz I’ve got Ellie Belly x Anywaysss I’ll see you in my next wunnn. It’s been unbelievable x
*blows kiss*
Bye guysss
*waves*
Title by @Pebbleybeach
Soyyy I want to categoricallyyy say that I’m actuallyyy SO soyyy offended that you guysss think I would have a secret boob job and not tell you ??? You know I like to keep it super super honest and REALLL on my channel ??? I would actuallyyy never Mol-LIE becuzzz that’s not me ??? I’m soyyy down to Earth x Like I said about my noyseee, I’ve literallyyy just gained weight and grown into my boobs ??? And I’m categoricallyyy not pregnant ??? Again it’s just weight gain you guysss. I would never tell anywunnn anywaysss becuzzz suspense and I care more about my Instagram engagement than my actualll engagement to Timmy. Anywaysss let’s not start this recap off on a negative becuzzz I love to keep it super super positive and up beat for you guysss
Before we start off being positive, haha sorry you guysss I just want to come on here and say that I literallyyy do not want to hear a bad word said against Timmy ??? He’s literallyyy the wun for me ??? My soulmate ??? I categoricallyyy do not care that he’s fighting randoms at 4AM whilst I’m watching Shrek the tuuurd, lol sorry Ellen I’m not taking the piss out of you x But yeah, Timmy is such an angel and he could literallyyy never do anything wrong so let’s not even talk about it x We move
Anywaysss before we start being positive, omg you guysss I’m SO soyyy sorryyy, I literallyyy just want to say that I’m categoricallyyy fuming that I waited 500 years for my new sofa and it’s literallyyy the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen ??? Back to sitting in the cat beds for the next 10 years. FUMING. I literallyyy stink of fishy cat food and cat piss so love that for me x
Anywaysss I just got back from Paris… no wait, was it Iceland ??? Omg you guysss I literallyyy don’t even spend time at my house becuzzz I’m soyyy busy and always travelling ??? No wonder the cats hate me or is it becuzzz I sound like a banshee ??? Anywaysss I’ve been soyyy busy with work and as alwaysss there’s something SO soyyy exciting. INSANE. HYUGEEE about to happen, not x I’m literallyyy going to get in to soyyy much trouble with the ASA again becuzzz I don’t disclose my ad posts so love that for meee x I’ll be crying about that later for the sympathy x
Call me anything but ordinary you guysss but I’m honestlyyy soyyy boring now ??? I think even my Fiat 500’s have had enough of me :/ I’m literallyyy going to hide away in my big big mansion and complain about every little thing that the cats and Timmy do becuzzz I’m sooo miserable, lol just kidding I’m soyyy happy you guysss. I literallyyy promise ??? I’m soyyy blessed and lucky
Anywaysss thank you soyyy much for watching becuzzz I know how hard it is to listen to meee ??? No wonder Timmy would rather be anywhere but with me. No worries guysss becuzzz I’ve got Ellie Belly x Anywaysss I’ll see you in my next wunnn. It’s been unbelievable x
*blows kiss*
Bye guysss
*waves*
Title by @Pebbleybeach
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