Molly-Mae Hague #12 Mrs M Fury is my name, errr Tommy where’s my ring? Is Beka to blame?

[CuppaCha]

Very true, me and my sister stood there two people in front of us and she walks in, stands there for a few seconds and walked past us all. The lad in front said something she turned looked at me (not sure why she thought it was me who said it considering I’m not a lad) and said “don’t you know who I am” it’s not the first experience I’ve had with her. She’s not nice at all.

ngl this sounds like proper porkie pies

 

[lozzapaloozza]

*Beka’s name makes it into the thread title*

You won Beka. Enjoy the fame. I hope it makes you very happy. Dear Lord, what a sad little life Beka. You ruined my night completely, so you could have the fame. I hope now you spend it on getting some lessons in grace and decorum, because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck, without any tyres on

 

[peachpancakes]

I just realised someone hacked Tommy’s Tiktok account and turned it into some sort of a Netflix fan page I’m dying to know what his password was probably boxing123

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Hey ganggg - I say gang because my manager Fran told me you were giving me SO much hate for saying guysss all the time. Anywaysss welcome back to a brand new thread. Honestlyyy I categorically can’t believe how fast these threads are going. I don’t even do anything wrong but you guys just loveee to hate on meee

So I finallyyy managed to park my massive car so let’s not even talk about it. Omg I was literallyyy in the middle of the road. I just can’t park, maybe I need some lessons? But don’t worry guyssss it’s not because the car is too big for me and too big to be my first ever car because I literally manifested it so it’s not that. I’m just so random I’ll just park here? Not even bothered about getting a ticket because it’s part of my personality And I’m SO wealthyyy so it’s not even an issue for meee

I’m SO petrified, PETRIFIED of needles I can’t even talk about it. Literallyyy don’t know how I managed to get so much filler pumped into my face - let’s not even talk about it okayyy But yeah I’m so nervous for my surgery because I have endometriosis, incase you didn’t know because obviouslyyy I just know and believe I have it so I’ll tell everyone, including the media so they keep me relevant and then I can complain about how much hate I get and how many fake stories they make up about meee - I’m categoricallyyy the only reason some newspapers are still going you know. They just love to run with everything I sayyy By the way guysss I completely forgot to update you on my mole. I know I literallyyy went on about it SO much and made out I had cancer but it’s actuallyyy all fine. No need to worry now guysss - I got the attention I wanted so just don’t believe a word I say anymore because I’m just a little bellend

Anywaysss I’m going on a juice cleanse because I’m fumingggg that I’m not the size I was before going into Love Island and when I was a child. I’m still eating my salads with a bucket of coleslaw on top and literallyyy going to the gym everyday. Yep everyday because I have to make sure you all know how healthy and super, SUPER fit I am. I’m still on this journey of making sure everyone knows I’m better than them. But yeah guysss I just love the juice cleanse life. I’m just obsessed with everything I promote Don’t worry about it guysss it’s just all for the Gram because I’m still going to edit and photoshop ALL of my content, even my stories because I cannot have people see what I really look like because I’m the ultimate catfish and obviouslyyy so, SO insecure. It’s not like anyone even gives me hate about how I look… no wait guysss actuallyyy I do get so much hate what am I even talking about? Omg I’m just so random but anywaysss

Omg I just love making everyone believe Thomas and I are engaged and pregnant - especiallyyy my Fiat 500 gals they just go WILDDD for me. We literallyyy went ring shopping, tried on some rings but obviouslyyy none of them were expensive enough for meee because I’ll have to show it off on Instagram so it has to be unREALLL. I don’t even know how Tommy will afford it with his lack of career? Honestlyyy he’ll just have to start manifesting won’t he? So yeah we literally just need to pick a ring and it’ll happen. Errr, sorry? Did I say we? I mean Tommy because it’s going to be a huge, HUGE surprise and I won’t have anything to do with it. Neither will Fran or the girls from my management team because Tommy and I plan all of our surprises by ourselves. We didn’t even get any help to organize our 2 year anniversary surprise. It honestlyyy feels like we’ve been together forever doesn’t it? I just love my Shlunkydog SO much. I honestlyyy feel so lucky to have such an incredible man. Honestlyyy I feel like I manifested him into my life. Just don’t ask him to do a Q&A with me because he gets sooo mad

Thank you sooo much for reading guysss. I’m off to go and watch Harry Potter for the millionth time. I’m obsessed with Harry Potter, OBSESSED. I just love it so much. I’m literally not watching Love Island this year because I just want to be seen as a business woman and not an ex-Love Islander so I’m not even gonna talk about it or draw attention to it because like I said I’m so much better than that show. I just really want to be taken seriouslyyy. So yeah. Anywaysss bye guysss, I love you all sooo much and I’ll see you all in my next recap. *blows kiss*

Title by @spillthetea23, edited slightly to fit

 

[Angel52]

Omg, this fan/paparazzi photo that is unedited is so BEAUTIFUL in comparison to this photoshopped one, like her body and face is stunning in the unedited one ?!

 

[NameUndisclosed]

I am so pissed. She literally said she couldn’t get into coffee so what do Nespresso do? Send her a fucking machine. Un fucking believable

 

[whatsthegossxoxo]

Exactly. She’s got really nice natural boobs as well! That’s one thing Maura will never have.

We can say someone has a nice figure without dragging another woman down

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Molly, you do realize you have to have sex to get pregnant? There’s more sexual chemistry between my big and little toe than them two

 

[HereForThePics1979]

Don’t hate on me but I think she looks really lovely in that dress the teeth however look edited

 

[Poppydaisy]

What sort of brand wants to be associated with a woman's shelter? I appreciate it would be the kinder and more socially conscious thing to do, but.... come on.

What would be so bad about being associated with a women's shelter? I would have assumed that would have been something positive

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Twitter can’t verify her identity to give her a blue tick because she looks so different on her passport/driving lincence compared to her photos

 

[freshgossip5]

Lovley x

 

[bbycakes765]

 

[lozzapaloozza]

Picture this, your mum and dad are retired police officers, your sister’s in the army and you… wear a green dressing gown in Ibiza and call it work…

 

[lozzapaloozza]

It’s nice to see Molly sticking to lockdown rules after returning from Ibiza!

Ellie Brown has caught worse things than Covid-19

 

[orange1234]

What in the GCSE drama is this?!

 

[whatsthegossxoxo]

Fran seems nice. Find Molly unbearable and condescending. “People have no idea I’m booked up until next year” “Most 22 year olds don’t have any idea about investing and mortgages.” Probably because we don’t have thousands of pounds at our disposal like you stupid brat.

 

[sydneymae]

Anyone else absolutely fed up of how rich and famous these influencers and reality tv stars become from doing THE BARE MINIMUM whilst the majority of their followers/society in general are working their asses off in 9-5 jobs and not even making a fraction of what these vapid people earn on a daily basis. I know life is unfair and all and I try not to follow these people too much as it really does get me down just the pretty privilege bubble they live in and the lives they get to live with their biggest struggle being which brand deal or holiday to choose. But, I can’t help but look especially as it’s all around us, all over social media’s, magazines, shops their faces are everywhere and people go crazy for these girls but for what? What are they actually contributing to society? I’m not necessarily saying it’s their fault but it’s just unfair and it would be nice to see some of these influencers to acknowledge their privilege in a deeper sense. They just seem so… out of touch with reality? They get everything handed to them on a silver platter and for what? Posting photos of themselves looking pretty in designer gear and on holidays? Then expect us to continue funding their lifestyle by purchasing their (mostly shit quality) products. I just wish there was more to them, I wish they weren’t SO materialistic and carbon copies of eachother, sticking only to what’s on trend and what’s designer, having no unique taste or fashion sense whatsoever. I don’t feel inspired by these people and I don’t get how their fans somehow are inspired by them. What is so inspiring about them?

 

[sephylily]

she's got massive body issues. why the fuck does she edit herself sooo tiny when she looks perfectly fine.

 

[whatsthegossxoxo]

funny how a random mole has appeared on her forehead in between the 2 photos!

Imagine you spend your mother’s wedding day on your phone editing pictures of yourself. She’s honestly not right in the head.