How can I quadruple love this post!OK what gets me about this one is the disturbing similarity between James Bourne's original expression and that of our Simon here!
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you’re the bomb @Axatogrind 
soon the rest of the family drunk on free rum piled in to derail our discussions. Villagers called her out for deceiving her followers into believing she bought a dream country pile all while it's a rental!!!We tattlers were very recently effed and blinded at by Martha's husband @mrhappilyeverafter for discussing his wife Martha's happily ever after
So I’ve lost you, then?
You guys have given me so many laughs throughout these threads, if I can provide a few in return then that makes me happy!
I don't mind sharing!So I’ve lost you, then?
I get it.
Where are they dragging these clones from? Her last house is full on grey - has THAT rug and the garden could be hinches. There’s no denying she’s an attractive looking woman and the kids are beautiful but FML, she a clone! I bet she’s moved so she’s got new content and can remove herself from the grey, as this seems to be a thing, and she can pretend she never liked grey and grey is purely for poor people like Hinchers!
boySo when can we arrange the first date night? One day of the week for each of us should be enough to keep everyone happy.You guys have given me so many laughs throughout these threads, if I can provide a few in return then that makes me happy!
I don't mind sharing!
Never! We have a hareem right? It’s healthy, it’s normal. I can love more than 3 or 4 - my heart is THAT bigSo I’ve lost you, then?
I get it.
Have you seen Raise the Red Lantern? There’s such competition among concubines - there’s the older, matronly one who bore the first children (but has authority), and then there’s the fun, young, pretty ones who always get the nicest clothes and food
HmmHave you seen Raise the Red Lantern? There’s such competition among concubines - there’s the older, matronly one who bore the first children (but has authority), and then there’s the fun, young, pretty ones who always get the nicest clothes and food
does that make me the matronly, childbearing bore? 
Fk that I’m disbanding this bizarre love decahedron!
Ha no it would probably be meHmm
and @Axatogrind would be the young fun new one on the scene with her genius photoshop skills. Tear Yea except now it's worse for me- I have no exams to study for and am allowed to piss about on tattle guilt free but FOD is missing. I read pages about that Martha woman, triplet sellers, Gi- it's all not the same.Ha no it would probably be me
Cor, where the jeffing hell is FOD, hey? Can’t believe we’re still allowed to go on
Come to Jack Monroe, it’s very entertaining.Oh no i haven't- I just saw the trailer now.
Sorry for ruining the harem idea.
Yea except now it's worse for me- I have no exams to study for and am allowed to piss about on tattle guilt free but FOD is missing. I read pages about that Martha woman, triplet sellers, Gi- it's all not the same.
I’m no fan of his but she tweeted last night that he ghostwrites, uses coke, and charges £25 k to visit schools And they all seem to have anxiety too!Where is a
Not at all mocking mental health in anyway but surely if you have anxiety the worst thing you can do is play your whole life on social media!And it’s been picked up by the Mail Online.Come to Jack Monroe, it’s very entertaining.
Latest is that she launched a tirade against David Walliams
