MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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I don't see them acknowledging the children's contribution to the family money pot either
 
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They will only ever show "during and after" pics. Because, let's be honest, if they show true "before" pics, even some of the more besotted huns will start to question some of the crap they've done. I appreciate that they want it to suit their family and reflect their tastes (aka pinterest and insta trends)- and it's their house, they can do what they like, but they HAVE to stop calling it a renovation!! HoH is starting to backfire already, almost everyone believes its Clemmie for starters and then there's the comments; a mix of people who are creepily invested and may as well ask where Clem keeps her mooncup, people giving them actual real advice on how to do high quality DIY, or people pointing out the freebies and asking very awkward questions! It was a massive mistake to launch it right now.
 
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I don't see them acknowledging the children's contribution to the family money pot either
Can you imagine him throwing that into his defensive tirade? “My twins had to sacrifice their privacy so we could pay those trades people, you know!”
 
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That was me and my new burner account! I was trying the softly softly approach as I don't want to blocked yet! Did you notice my profile pic?
Haha! I was being dense and hadn’t spotted the profile pic, but LOVE it I imagine you’ll be blocked soon if you’ve not been already?
 
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Pretty sure it was the flooring guy.
 
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People are truly brainwashed by influencers aren’t they? Why are brands paying the salaries of marketing & data teams money to optimise & measure campaign performance if it’s this clear cut? How can you believe everything that ever runs is a success?

Even with the best intentions a campaign can just tank. It’s so nuanced and difficult, tbh even quantified results can be open to interpretation, but ultimately it doesn’t matter when that is just a tiny % of a brand’s multi million marketing spend for the quarter.

When you’re asking small biz to do things it’s completely fucking different. Honestly it pisses me off no end, I’m on mat leave soon and I’m half tempted to use some of my time (lol a myth I know) to build out resources for SMBs on all o this because they’re being taken for cunts at the moment by people who do know better so should behave better.
 
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Not related to anything but I found out today that you can buy a home alone adaption in the form of a children's book. They also have a back to the future edition.


Bet they also have burner accounts xDDD

Nah spend your mat leave on just your baby.

It's a small business choice to get in bed with the SOD's. If they're not mature enough to understand the risks/consequences they shouldn't be doing extra stuff full stop.
 
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This poster says that she’s always found FOD to be open about his #ads as hounded by the people, even when harassed. Maybe the ‘hounding’ and ‘harassing’ were because he didn’t disclose they were #gifted #ad at first. He frequently would post gifted items and not declare them UNTIL he had been asked (not harassed or hounded). Do these people have brains?

And I’m sorry but if I’m a trades person in Ramsgate, it’s pretty damn unlikely that someone in Manchester (or our dear friend, Wisconsin Darlene) is going to be using my services. Not exactly win-win.
 
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Wtf? My youngest son is the image of Kevin McAllister

Will need to get this for his Christmas!

Oh you influencer.....
 
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Exactly. Also trades people know how to promote themselves & what works, good tradesppl will he booked up for weeks / months in advance anyway? It’s all bullshit to excuse they want a freebie.

Funnily our carpet fitter is doing some mental stairs at a footballer’s house & was showing me pictures of it (you know you don’t give a fuck about chores or money when you opt for a bright white runner?!!). He is obviously getting paid, in actual money, for his time at that house. If a fucking footballer isn’t trying to pull this “oh you’ll get bookings I promise hun x” shit pls tell me how someone with 70k followers is

This has really wound me up I think it’s on a level with Alicegate in terms of shitty behaviour!!
 
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Wtf? My youngest son is the image of Kevin McAllister

Will need to get this for his Christmas!

Oh you influencer.....
Haha I'm going through a book haul and home library tour phase on youtube online and that one was in a costco one.

Sorry hun i'll post my link later and you can get £10 off your order and I'll get £1000 off my next order.
 
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Maybe we could sponsor him? 50p a spindle? Come on Foddy you can do it xxxx
 
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Someone is full of himself in here. And the old “women don’t look at money, I do” sexist twat
He also wrote *I* have worked hard to afford it, not we. I know she worked a day a week as a midwife, but she brought in a tidy sum as an influencer and her parents cover some/all the school costs which frees up cash that they then dont spend on 4k sinks (which were gifted to his wife, not him).

But sure, take all the credit Slymon.
 
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Someone is full of himself in here. And the old “women don’t look at money, I do” sexist twat
I’d love to see a budget that included a £4K sink and £500 lamp.

I bet he takes the credit for everything. He’s like my dick ex husband, I was breastfeeding and he’d say we’re just feeding the baby. No you don’t have milk in your bitch tits twat...
 
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Forgive me, Tattlers, for I too have sinned...



Vintage G Plan unit c/o my late Gran... vile wallpaper c/o landlord in shitty rented bungalow* (*flat - sorry to all none Monroe fans ).
 
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I have just sat and looked at all BountyMargates insta photos of the actual renovation of this house. They had to put so much time and work in and the before and after pictures are incredible! It’s such a insult that the SODs have now made an account to show their renovation. To call it a renovation is so misleading. How has no one noticed that there’s no real before pictures for a start?!
 
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