MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

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What a bleeping šŸ„—
Iā€™ve not been on till now because I was in shock about the mum porn post!
However, just watched the stories about building the planters where he makes out heā€™s done it today and then announces ā€˜2 weeks on theyā€™re still aliveā€™- so 2 weeks ago he was building planters? Wasnā€™t he meant to be in the grip of covid then? Can anyone draw up some kind of diagram of when heā€™s said he was ill/when we know he blatantly wasnā€™t šŸ˜‚
I think we can all agree he claims to film and post things at different times - so we could get bogged down that way.... but the comments happen in real time šŸ¤”

I'm painting the bathroom today, so probably won't have time to look in depth šŸ¤£
 
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I don't know why he calls it "the spare room" when it's so obviously his room.
I was thinking this too!

The IGTV thing was tit. Seems he must have no genuine friends, because if he did, they'd stage an intervention and explain gently that he needs to stop.
 
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Although a quick 5 minutes look and I've already found huge discrepancies. I would do a proper timeline... but... 27th March claims they had an awful two weeks....

23rd March claims about being unwell, ticking the "covid boxes" but might just be a cold.... (only 179 comments) photo of him snuggled near Marnie

21st March - beach clean day! Filmed on the 17th he claims

18th March - the kids are claiming to have symptoms because they have been told about the symptoms.... no mention of FOD and the symptoms...


I could go on but I have that bathroom....
 
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I think I actually hate him.

Back to the Covid 19 claims- a week ago, the parent of one of my youngest's friends posted on Facebook, saying that after the worst three weeks of their lives they were all, thankfully on the mend.

Turns out they had IT, she is an NHS worker and got tested. My husband's boss is friends with them, he spoke to them last night (I'm adding these details as a timeline) they are still struggling with the exhaustion and are actually in shock about how poorly they were. Neither of them will be returning to work for another two weeks at least.

The SODS didn't have it....
I have no idea if they had it or not but it can take really different forms..... my sister (NHS worker) has had it (confirmed) and had a temperature for a couple of days and no other symptoms at all. She was completely fine before she even got test results back (and went back to work as soon as the isolation period was over).

Timeline suggests either FOD/MOD havenā€™t had it or have and have been incredibly irresponsible with their behaviour but as a a separate point it doesnā€™t necessarily make you really ill with a long recovery period.
 
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I think we can all agree he claims to film and post things at different times - so we could get bogged down that way.... but the comments happen in real time šŸ¤”

I'm painting the bathroom today, so probably won't have time to look in depth šŸ¤£
Are you really painting your bathroom today, or did you really paint it two weeks ago?? šŸ˜µ
 
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I was thinking this too!

The IGTV thing was tit. Seems he must have no genuine friends, because if he did, they'd stage an intervention and explain gently that he needs to stop.
Can you imagine being his ā€˜friendā€™ and watching all this go down? Youā€™d either be faking and saying ā€œhilarious stuff mate!ā€ Or youā€™d be silent and say to your other [real] friends/partner ā€œyou know that Simon guy I used to hang out with? Holy duck is he insane!ā€

That said, I am WAY more interested in what is coworkers think of him? Iā€™d love to be a fly on the wall when he turns up in the office.
 
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Hello everyone, Iā€™m de lurking to say it was me who told him to educate himself about feminism.
I wanted to tell him I wouldnā€™t DM him and any discussion could happen in the grid but curiosity got the better of me so I did DM him. I just said what do you want to discuss or something and was going to telling him to do his own research. Anyway, guess what? He didnā€™t reply. Clearly just wrote that to make it look like he gave a tit, even though it came across as crappy behaviour to anyone with a brain.
So thought you lot would be interested in the gossip.
 
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Hello everyone, Iā€™m de lurking to say it was me who told him to educate himself about feminism.
I wanted to tell him I wouldnā€™t DM him and any discussion could happen in the grid but curiosity got the better of me so I did DM him. I just said what do you want to discuss or something and was going to telling him to do his own research. Anyway, guess what? He didnā€™t reply. Clearly just wrote that to make it look like he gave a tit, even though it came across as crappy behaviour to anyone with a brain.
So thought you lot would be interested in the gossip.
Oooh heā€™s a slimy git. Well done for having a go though. I tried to tell him ages ago the impact of putting the kidsā€™ private lives online. He was just like yeah whatevs loser, and then all his followers were saying things like why canā€™t you just #bekind you idiot witch! Apparently Iā€™m jealous of him and have no life! Thereā€™s not much reasoning with FOD or his harpy-huns, Iā€™m afraid.
 
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Hello everyone, Iā€™m de lurking to say it was me who told him to educate himself about feminism.
I wanted to tell him I wouldnā€™t DM him and any discussion could happen in the grid but curiosity got the better of me so I did DM him. I just said what do you want to discuss or something and was going to telling him to do his own research. Anyway, guess what? He didnā€™t reply. Clearly just wrote that to make it look like he gave a tit, even though it came across as crappy behaviour to anyone with a brain.
So thought you lot would be interested in the gossip.
Oooh welcome! And good on you. He's such a prat.
 
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I think we can all agree he claims to film and post things at different times - so we could get bogged down that way.... but the comments happen in real time šŸ¤”

I'm painting the bathroom today, so probably won't have time to look in depth šŸ¤£
@Titfer Did you buy multi tester pots from F&B? Do tell which colour you decided on?
Such a bloody shame you couldnā€™t have asked advice from our Clemmie šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚
 
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Just posted about how he has Ā£50 a month going out of their accounts on apps that he has been subscribing too for years. Didnā€™t even notice. How completely unaware. Iā€™m pretty sure Ā£50 a month would be noticed going out of most peopleā€™s accounts particularly at the moment.
 
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Hello everyone, Iā€™m de lurking to say it was me who told him to educate himself about feminism.
I wanted to tell him I wouldnā€™t DM him and any discussion could happen in the grid but curiosity got the better of me so I did DM him. I just said what do you want to discuss or something and was going to telling him to do his own research. Anyway, guess what? He didnā€™t reply. Clearly just wrote that to make it look like he gave a tit, even though it came across as crappy behaviour to anyone with a brain.
So thought you lot would be interested in the gossip.
Omg welcome!! Also YOUR NAME šŸ˜‚ā¤

duck! What a bleeping prick?! I donā€™t know why Iā€™m surprised, I thought heā€™d at least do a half arsed back and forth with you to print screen for his stories so the dim huns can placate his ego? Probs patronise you and be defensive and MRA-y? Iā€™m glad you didnā€™t have to waste your time/energy/sanity tho, especially for free x


Although a quick 5 minutes look and I've already found huge discrepancies. I would do a proper timeline... but... 27th March claims they had an awful two weeks....

23rd March claims about being unwell, ticking the "covid boxes" but might just be a cold.... (only 179 comments) photo of him snuggled near Marnie

21st March - beach clean day! Filmed on the 17th he claims

18th March - the kids are claiming to have symptoms because they have been told about the symptoms.... no mention of FOD and the symptoms...


I could go on but I have that bathroom....
What colour are you going for! If itā€™s navy blue with a black ghastly wallpaper you can make an insta reno account for it šŸ˜‚

This is motivating me to finally touch up the hall because my husband has scuffed it in about 5 separate spots by bringing his sports gear into the house, I feel like we just need laminated walls with him in the house
 
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I have no idea if they had it or not but it can take really different forms..... my sister (NHS worker) has had it (confirmed) and had a temperature for a couple of days and no other symptoms at all. She was completely fine before she even got test results back (and went back to work as soon as the isolation period was over).

Timeline suggests either FOD/MOD havenā€™t had it or have and have been incredibly irresponsible with their behaviour but as a a separate point it doesnā€™t necessarily make you really ill with a long recovery period.
Agreed. My brother lives abroad and tested positively for it ā€” he only had body aches and a mild temperature. This isn't to defend FOD at all (god forbid), more just a PSA to hammer home the point that people need to be isolating at even the slightest hint of a fever etc!
 
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OMF...just reviewed my bank account and Iā€™ve just saved myself Ā£870 a month on apps Iā€™ve been paying for, that I donā€™t even use, for 17 years...gonna check my husbands too!
Thank duck Sly is always there with these little household money saving tips for me, honestly, I donā€™t know what Iā€™d do without his input...right back to making some planters out of those spare pieces of wood I found then onto those fence panels Iā€™ve had just lying around for years.
 
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Oooh heā€™s a slimy git. Well done for having a go though. I tried to tell him ages ago the impact of putting the kidsā€™ private lives online. He was just like yeah whatevs loser, and then all his followers were saying things like why canā€™t you just #bekind you idiot witch! Apparently Iā€™m jealous of him and have no life! Thereā€™s not much reasoning with FOD or his harpy-huns, Iā€™m afraid.
I think itā€™s the huns I hate most actually, I deleted another comment on the same post cos it was just a massive #bekind and youā€™re a witch pile on and the irony was winding me up so much but I couldnā€™t pour energy into arguing with stupid.

Even after 2 years of following (not actual following) the ODs and instamums I still canā€™t get over what theyā€™re willing to share online. Itā€™s so irresponsible

Omg welcome!! Also YOUR NAME šŸ˜‚ā¤

duck! What a bleeping prick?! I donā€™t know why Iā€™m surprised, I thought heā€™d at least do a half arsed back and forth with you to print screen for his stories so the dim huns can placate his ego? Probs patronise you and be defensive and MRA-y? Iā€™m glad you didnā€™t have to waste your time/energy/sanity tho, especially for free x




What colour are you going for! If itā€™s navy blue with a black ghastly wallpaper you can make an insta reno account for it šŸ˜‚

This is motivating me to finally touch up the hall because my husband has scuffed it in about 5 separate spots by bringing his sports gear into the house, I feel like we just need laminated walls with him in the house
Thanks for the welcome! Iā€™ve been a bit intimidated To join before, youā€™re all too hysterical!
Yeah I was expecting him to tell me he was basically Germaine Greer and no one had done more for women than him, then Iā€™d disagree and then Iā€™d be blocked
 
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I think itā€™s the huns I hate most actually, I deleted another comment on the same post cos it was just a massive #bekind and youā€™re a witch pile on and the irony was winding me up so much but I couldnā€™t pour energy into arguing with stupid.
Every so often I love an argument with a stupid person, I ended up arguing with someone local who was posting conspiracy theories re covid on our local page, it was mildly entertaining for a bit. Especially when she referred me to YouTube when I asked for peer reviewed evidence šŸ˜‚

Oh. FOD's a twit. I can't even bear to hate watch his stories atm.
 
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I wonder if he'll reply to your DM @HouseOfHorrors now that he's seen you post on here! Clearly they follow the threads . Maybe he'll engage to try and save face (lol) or maybe he'll just block you now and be done with it.
 
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