Probably because half of his follows were asleep (Iran) or just waking up (USA huns)
Probably because half of his follows were asleep (Iran) or just waking up (USA huns)Did only 500 people tune into the insta live then? Fucking hell when will brands learn their lesson with him...
That’s 0.05% of his following after 3 weeks of lock down which have left the nation crying out for new & free forms of entertainment... and yet he couldn’t even get a complete percentage point to tune in, we are counting to 2 decimal places here guysHalf a tenth of a percent. I truly despair.
The sample size of that research must have been about 4 people, Telegraph readers of child bearing age? Just the most ardent middle aged tory cunts going?It seems FOD is talking to the more highbrow audience when he says that Ottilie was the most popular name of 2019.... it was, with Telegraph readers. He and his wife have had many more namechecks in the DM...
Or banged up (nonce huns)Probably because half of his follows were asleep (Iran) or just waking up (USA huns)
I just checked. 295...The sample size of that research must have been about 4 people, Telegraph readers of child bearing age? Just the most ardent middle aged tory cunts going?
Or banged up (nonce huns)
this is right - they do some bollox 'analysis' of names in telegraph birth announcements. more like a way to advertise their birth announcements... science = 0.The sample size of that research must have been about 4 people, Telegraph readers of child bearing age? Just the most ardent middle aged tory cunts going?
They will be starting school in September and he has only just stopped referring to them as toddlers... positively ancientWhy the actual fuck would you LIE about having covid-19? What on EARTH was he thinking?!
Also: those twins are looking much more like young girls than cute instagrammable toddlers...
If she was tested on Monday it means she still had it on Monday. The entire family should still be isolating.
that’s what I heard, I didn’t think they had a reliable enough test yet.So FOD made and just deleted a post about how he and his fam were tested for covid 19 and found positive.... 20mins later it was deleted
I don't think it's available yet, for anyone
Retirement age for them, until book week comes around, then he will be able to knock up a couple of masterpieces for them to prance around in for the gram.They will be starting school in September and he has only just stopped referring to them as toddlers... positively ancient
It would be an edited version about how he didn’t actually have it but has all same symptoms as Clem blah blah bullshit blah blahOmg how cringaroonie is the whole Camp Bestival saga, you are so past it Slymon. Just watched a minute of the live video without sound cos that’s all I could stomach. Marnie darling, run away!
As for the now-deleted Covid post - bets on it reappearing at 8.30pm sharp tonight?
Was anyone able to see if there were any comments calling him out on the fake Covid post before he deleted it?that little lying bastard! Makes me so mad. I work in the NHS and they have only just started testing NHS workers now. However, they will only test if you are symptomatic and have only had the symptoms for (off the top of my head) -1-2 days otherwise the test will not be accurate. There is no antibody test at the moment at it is still in development.
Why the actual fuck would he lie about being tested ? Fair enough Clemmie may well have been tested, but him? No chance.Speaks bloody volumes that he deleted post
Can he not do anything without the fucking camera on record? His stupid thighs are probably sore from his epic bike ride and big fucking deal you PAID for the trampoline. Tosser.View attachment 108117
An early morning post?! That’s a new time slot isn’t it? He’s lost his mind
Also no mention of the imaginary covid test etc. Just pretending it never happened apparently
Why never ending line of girls? Why not just never ending line of children? Yeah we get it you are the only cock in the house. But you are also the biggest cunt too.View attachment 108117
An early morning post?! That’s a new time slot isn’t it? He’s lost his mind
Also no mention of the imaginary covid test etc. Just pretending it never happened apparently
No I saw one asking how he’d been able to get tested and he’d replied saying as Clemmie is a midwife etc she got one and as they’d had the exact same symptoms at the same time then they could safely assume he’d had it. Didn’t see anymore before it was deletedWas anyone able to see if there were any comments calling him out on the fake Covid post before he deleted it?
Full time TwatWhat exactly is his job ?
Yes when he bought it, he was saying he would get in trouble with Clemmie...Also- I just watched the Bestival quiz. Wow. I don’t even know what to say
Why does he have to point out it was a purchase he made while Clemmie was away?
1) to point out she was away again and he’s St Father of the Fucking year
2) to suggest she wouldn’t want something fun for the children so he’s the better parent?
this passive aggressive shit at her is boring the shit out of me. I get she fucked things up and I was never her biggest fan but Christ. Be a family unit and support your wife or fucking leave?! Don’t passive aggressively slate her in every post you make.
Sorry I appear to have woken up angry guys
whats wrong with saying girls ? He only has girls so why would he say Children ?Why never ending line of girls? Why not just never ending line of children? Yeah we get it you are the only cock in the house. But you are also the biggest cunt too.
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