Middle Aged Man in Lycra
scamp and dudewhat’s that line H&M do for teenagers, it always has band shirts for bands like kiss and guns n roses, frayed light wash denim hot pants, and also overly patterned/embellished basics that are basically scamp & dude’s exact offering? Just gone on their site and it looks like it could be merch for LMFAO (remember them?) I really don’t get how they get away with asking for £55 for a black and gold foil jumper... in 2020
A lot of the #mama stuff looks really cheap but is far from it, absurd.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.When are you due and what size are you? I’m not kidding when I say you’ll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. I’m thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words ‘this mama needs prosecco’ in sequins. You’ll be expected to post it on Instagram.
Small business shout out for slatternly mama.When are you due and what size are you? I’m not kidding when I say you’ll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. I’m thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words ‘this mama needs prosecco’ in sequins. You’ll be expected to post it on Instagram.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.
Oh please don’t - I’m praying covid will prevent such a thing from happeningWhen are you due and what size are you? I’m not kidding when I say you’ll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. I’m thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words ‘this mama needs prosecco’ in sequins. You’ll be expected to post it on Instagram.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.
Small business shout out for slatternly mama.
I had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything we’ve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I haven’t really orders anything because I’m trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you can’t be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like it’s all fine, I’m sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to youOh please don’t - I’m praying covid will prevent such a thing from happeningwhat did you get gifted?
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon she’ll come early she’s so big and active! I’m actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which I’m really grateful for because I’m not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread I’ll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon I’m a 12/14? I’ve got a rounded pregnant tummy but it’s likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. I’ll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button that’s for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though it’s sweetand sorry for the essay I love talking about her already it’s insufferable, how’s your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!
I haven’t even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but they’re already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. I’ve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M “mama” (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as that’s big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouseOr name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and I’m surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x
oh bless that’s incredibly sweet to think of though, thank youI had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything we’ve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I haven’t really orders anything because I’m trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you can’t be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like it’s all fine, I’m sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to you
He is the quintessential MAMIL. Maybe they should be his next target audience as he is haemorrhaging his current one - he definitely needs a new angle, and the MAMILs could be his last chance to keep his insta career going now the twins are no longer cute little moppets!Middle Aged Man in Lycra
Aaah I can’t too see little delottilie. The movement is amazing isn’t it? I had twins so it felt like a couple of huge carps swimming around. (Nice warm and fuzzy metaphor there!) Leg is better. I won’t be walking for another 6 weeks but I’m now partial weight bearing. Which feels incredibly exciting.Oh please don’t - I’m praying covid will prevent such a thing from happeningwhat did you get gifted?
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon she’ll come early she’s so big and active! I’m actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which I’m really grateful for because I’m not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread I’ll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon I’m a 12/14? I’ve got a rounded pregnant tummy but it’s likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. I’ll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button that’s for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though it’s sweetand sorry for the essay I love talking about her already it’s insufferable, how’s your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!
I haven’t even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but they’re already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. I’ve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M “mama” (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as that’s big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouseOr name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and I’m surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x
obviously glad they’re both safe and well in these terrifying times, especially Clem as hopefully this’ll mean she’s safer at work, but didn’t someone do the timeline and he visited Tesco to film an insta skit on loo roll during this period? :/ I guess stay at home unless you’ve got #content to #create??
Yesss at the swimming feeling, I’ve been getting more low key gurgles that feel like it could be seriously bad gas rather than her fav outright aggressive kicks too! Some of them have been so ferocious they’ve made me twitchWith twins you must have been crazy busy, did they tend to kick at the same time or was it just more frequently (can you even tell? That may be a stupid question sorry!)?Aaah I can’t too see little delottilie. The movement is amazing isn’t it? I had twins so it felt like a couple of huge carps swimming around. (Nice warm and fuzzy metaphor there!) Leg is better. I won’t be walking for another 6 weeks but I’m now partial weight bearing. Which feels incredibly exciting.
Aaah fu-fods sake!!! They got their test results back?? So anti bodies were detected were they retrospectively? I smell bullshit.
Well. Sounds like Clemmie is definitely back frontline as a midwife, not doing some other role. Responsible post for once but all seems a bit too little too late after he’s been dicking around on the longest bike ride known to mine and prancing around Tesco breathing on everyone. We all know we’re supposed to stay home- dick head! I do envy them for being able to get tested and actually finding out though. We think I’ve had it but have no way of knowing which is frustrating. But I know people have it far worse than me so I shouldn’t complain!
Lol I kept reading mammal in my head.What does MAMIL mean
Maybe they did the antibody test?If she was tested on Monday it means she still had it on Monday. The entire family should still be isolating.
Even if it has something to do with them, I guess most people regret it now / are embarrassed that they got inspired by mod/fod.Just heard this part of the quiz‘Otillie was the number one girls’ name in the UK last year. I have a feeling it was something to do with us’ *smug face*
I don't think it's available yet, for anyoneMaybe they did the antibody test?
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