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Glad to be of serviceHere we go.. thanks and praise be to @Titfer
It's meeeeee I've come home--aahhh@SaladDressing is that you pretty vacant??
Haha give me a few sleep deprived days and I'll come up with some shite!Glad to be of service
Available for weddings, bar mistvas... or any other weird idea @SaladDressing comes up with
Yay! So proud.Full title was: Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window
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I’m working on the full song list for Now that’s what I call FOD 2020.Yaaaaaay love it love it love it! You are a literary wonder, @Cabbagepatch
@houseofhoop you did a fabulous job spinning a new threadand I have mega LoLz over your new username every time
I wanted to change my name to Lord Salad but people might think I'm a fella and I don't want any Hun action
Number 4Fod must be sitting on his hands at the moment what with the possibility of being outnumbered in a quarantine situation. These are my content predictions for when he comes back.
1. A serious post about looking after ones loved ones and taking pleasure in small things during these hard times.
2. A picture of a deserted b and q which will allow for all manner of fod dancing.
3. A kitchen disco featuring the twins to while away the minutes.
4. Mother’s Day. A lovingly prepared tray to take to mod. Except she won’t feature as she’s in the attic rocking backwards and forward mumbling.
5. A serious post about intelligent, middle class ways of entertaining your middle class children. This will feature wooden board games and books.
6. Isn’t it useful to have gousto now the shops are all shut?
Have I missed any?
Ohhhhh for Mother’s Day he can make her her favourite veggie breakfast!!! And then all the huns can message and ask for the overly complicated recipe so that they too can toast bread, smash avocado and learn that someone has to make the watercressFod must be sitting on his hands at the moment what with the possibility of being outnumbered in a quarantine situation. These are my content predictions for when he comes back.
1. A serious post about looking after ones loved ones and taking pleasure in small things during these hard times.
2. A picture of a deserted b and q which will allow for all manner of fod dancing.
3. A kitchen disco featuring the twins to while away the minutes.
4. Mother’s Day. A lovingly prepared tray to take to mod. Except she won’t feature as she’s in the attic rocking backwards and forward mumbling.
5. A serious post about intelligent, middle class ways of entertaining your middle class children. This will feature wooden board games and books.
6. Isn’t it useful to have gousto now the shops are all shut?
Have I missed any?
I've wondered about this too as I did about Clammie after Alicegate.Do we think this could be it? No more FOD?
@rainbowlemon Fodfather poster when you have time!Do we think this could be it? No more FOD?
That’s a thing of beauty. Bouffy hair and everything.
Hey @Titfer how about the FODFather -
Axa made him an offer he couldn’t refuse....
People who post pictures of Valentine’s Day gifts, Mother’s Day presents, personal birthday gifts...to quote @Dogmuck ..’boils my piss’ because these are personal, intimate gifts that are best kept private. MOD and FOD do this (or used to do this!) because they felt they had to prove a point... ‘look at us..see...we are happy and loving...’ just makes you look desperate love. Remember that picture/ poem thing in a frame FOD did for MOD ages ago on Valentine’s Day where he’d written out the lines of ‘oh my darling clementine’ how unoriginal. And she posted really bloody early in the day so she must of got it and already had her camera out to take a photo. He probably did it just for the gram anyway..’go on love, post it, post it now..quick.. for the likes ... and tag me in...’ Ffs, just enjoy the day!!Ohhhhh for Mother’s Day he can make her her favourite veggie breakfast!!! And then all the huns can message and ask for the overly complicated recipe so that they too can toast bread, smash avocado and learn that someone has to make the watercress
This is soooo true!Realistically we all need to face the fact that there might be no more fod...can muti tool fill the void? He’s too basic even by fod’s standards. We’ve been on a journey with fod..I don’t think anyone can take his place.
I’ve had that tune in my head all day....arghhhI am cracking up at this title. Absolute gold
Me too and when I do my best to get rid of it, the piano bit is still there on loopI’ve had that tune in my head all day....arghhh
FFS I meant @Titfer on The Fodfather posterI've wondered about this too as I did about Clammie after Alicegate.
Why is no one from the press camping outside their house in the bushes for a glimpse in a comedy glasses and tash combo?! It would have happened in my day
@rainbowlemon Fodfather poster when you have time!
Bank Holiday Market FOD would have no content if it wasn't for Slymon. He was probably the inspiration for having twins!There’s no way multi tool could fill the
void. Sure, we could ridicule him but this only worked in terms of his weird similarity / copycatting of FOD. Without The FOD, such ridicule would all seem so ... empty
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