MOD & FOD #21 If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one

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You’re so right! What really boils my piss is the line “I’m sorry you feel that way”, it’s such a management tool shut down, they might as well say fuck off! It doesn’t address the serious issues that have been raised! Ladies, aren’t you putting yourselves out there to inspire and influence? Well you’re doing a shit job for womankind, how about acknowledging the points raised and engaging in a rational debate, maybe even accepting some of the points raised as “fair”, not “well I thought he was amazing”. Of course you did you twat, this podcast is your new baby, you’re hardly going to call it what it is...an ugly bastard!
 
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My kids genitals literally never enter my realm of thought unless I'm changing a nappy or there's an issue. Would never even think to refer to them by that, truly bizarre... For the same reason I find gender reveal parties a bit odd, it's literally a party about what genitals the unborn baby has, like why does it matter?! Just cos the Sods have four daughters doesn't mean they are going to be in any way more similar than if they had two sons and two daughters. Other than their genitals obviously. He is so old fashioned and unprogressive. Those girls are being shoehorned into being defined by their gender from such a young age it's sickening. But hey, all for the LOLS right?! The patriarchy truly is alive and kicking in their house.
I would find it So horrendous if my dad referred to me as a vagina, I can't even imagine how those girls will feel. How that can be seen as a loving and protective Dad and not a huge red flag is beyond me
 
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New thread, Oh my darling,oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine, you were lost and gone forever, now instagram is all mine.
 
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When I was listening to it, it just put me off (more than FOD and his vagina chat) their kids names!!!
Gigi, maybe. Luna is very common now, first heard on dog walks. I almost called my last dog Luna, but didn’t want the connotation with loony. Kit is uncommon. I do know someone who had a son in the Eighties and called him Kit. I also know a grownup man in his sixties called Kit.
 
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You’re right about the ill timed move. My son wrote the test (no tutor, no private school...his primary is a great school and I did a lot of work with him!). It’s something parents here start talking to teachers about in Y2, like if their child ‘is grammar material.’ Not something easy to wing half way through Y5!
 
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Kit is super common since GOT - Kit Harrington - you know nothing Mustard Snow
 
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Slys schoolboy picture, dripping with Jizz, such a narcissist it’s defo his
 
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Kit is super common since GOT - Kit Harrington - you know nothing Mustard Snow
Ha, I never watched it, but I do know if him. How old is he?

Ha, I never watched it, but I do know if him. How old is he?
I’m answering my own question. His real name is Christopher. He was born in 1986. His father is a Baronet.
 
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Ha, I never watched it, but I do know if him. How old is he?
I don’t know how old Kit is (guessing late 20s early 30s nowbut GOT has been around for about 10 years didn’t get big for a while so I’d say there’s a lot of 3-5 year old Kits

Edited to add - despite the fact I loved GOT, I also think this is a Shit reason to name your son! And more importantly this is where MoD stole her title...and she is no Khaleesi!!

I’m answering my own question. His real name is Christopher. He was born in 1986. His father is a Baronet.
Well I never knew that. Every day is a school day on Tattle. Today has been an exceptionally steep learning curve for me, first I find out axel rose is an anagram for anal sex (I will never look at the Times cryptic crossword the same way ) and now I find that Kit is actually Christopher AND he is not a bastard or king of the north but bloody titled - I may have to go and have a nana nap now
 
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I don’t know how old Kit is (guessing late 20s early 30s nowbut GOT has been around for about 10 years didn’t get big for a while so I’d say there’s a lot of 3-5 year old Kits
Kit is short for Christopher. Although since GOT there are a lot of kids called just Kit. A few in my kid’s nursery.
There seems to be a trend with middle class parents around where I live (London commuter town) were boys have short names (Otto, Wilf, Fox, Monty, Rex) and girls long names ( Ottilie, Ophelia, Florence, Aurora).
and yes, Luna (moon in Spanish) is a very popular dog name
 
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Fox! dear god - what if he grows up into a proper minger?
 
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Fox? For a little boy? Hmmm. I know a dog called Ophelia and another one called Aurora. I’m sitting on two different names for my next dog.
 
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