It's the insisting on wearing the bougie narrow Hermes flip flops when you have large hobbit feet for me. 
Mimi and Alex Ikonn #9 Cashless and Classless: the only iCon Mimi will ever be is in her head
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I donāt get the flip flops ether. They look good on no one. When a fashion piece is so overhyped, theyāre copied everywhere itās become cheapened.It's the insisting on wearing the bougie narrow Hermes flip flops when you have large hobbit feet for me.
Hahahah. Both her big fat toe and the little toe hang off the edges much like her marriageIt's the insisting on wearing the bougie narrow Hermes flip flops when you have large hobbit feet for me.
Alex is again away. Seems like it's a monthly recurrence or so. Such a devoted husband and father. It's not even for work - it's all leisure.
Btw is Didi still with her husband? It has been months she hasn't shown him - and she does a lot of trips by herself/with family or friends. All Mimi's friends seem to be in unhappy/broken marriages - Masha, Didi, Leyla. Maybe because they are all obsessed with themselves and spend way too much time navel gazing. But Meme will never admit her mariage doesn't work. She built her whole image around her magical relationship - portraying herself and Alex as "couple goals". She will keep on letting Alex doing everything he wants as long she can post pics of themselves on insta.
Btw is Didi still with her husband? It has been months she hasn't shown him - and she does a lot of trips by herself/with family or friends. All Mimi's friends seem to be in unhappy/broken marriages - Masha, Didi, Leyla. Maybe because they are all obsessed with themselves and spend way too much time navel gazing. But Meme will never admit her mariage doesn't work. She built her whole image around her magical relationship - portraying herself and Alex as "couple goals". She will keep on letting Alex doing everything he wants as long she can post pics of themselves on insta.
I think the difference between Meme and her friends is just that her friends' buisnesses or Jobs don't rely on their perfect marriage/life/everything image.
The (non-existent) sales of the Bingo Theory would plummet if the Iscams were to separate
Check out Sarah Angiusās new hair care line she just launched. She is a professional hairstylist who took her time and worked on this for two years before producing a super professional venture. Meme on the other hand shits out hair products, coconut products, books, tote bags, useless clocks (
), notebooks, gamesā¦. Jack of all trades, master of none.
), notebooks, gamesā¦. Jack of all trades, master of none.
Jackass of all tradesCheck out Sarah Angiusās new hair care line she just launched. She is a professional hairstylist who took her time and worked on this for two years before producing a super professional venture. Meme on the other hand shits out hair products, coconut products, books, tote bags, useless clocks (
I wonder how many life changing books this numb nut listens to? Does her life change every time she reads them? If she listened to that many books she claims to, her life must change like weekly? Maybe I recommend you read an English dictionary MeMe so you can pick up some new adjectives.So basically MeMe has been learning to have a wank whilst her husband is off on his ābusiness tripsā
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It's time for a good Q&A.
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Tell that to Kat and Zane
Proof they did right leaving your toxic work environment is that you've never supported them since they went freelance (Kat doing amazing with every single major uk influencer but you won't hire her - she too expensive for you honey) and only talked about them in your podcast to say how they could have done things differently (aka not give you a one week notice, insinuating they lack respect).
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For someone who has such an incredible husband, so much so that he can't stop preaching his life advices for a perfect marriage, he seems to be very absent in the house chores conversation
Semantics are really important, and your choice of words reveal that your household is just very old fashioned. Why do you say "(the housekeeper) helped me" or that you need to learn to ask for help. Asking for help is asking Alexa to help you put the laundry away for exemple, something that is not necessarily her responsability but if she wants she can help. Asking your husband for help now... That doesn't make sense because it's HIS laundry, HIS house too, so it is by definition HIS responsibility, not only yours. The housekeeper helped both of you.
Delegating his responsibilities is Alex's biggest skill anyways so you don't need to list the things he doesn't take care of in the household, we can imagine.
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You don't have to "ask for help" you have to "tell your husband to take responsability".
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Or are you afraid he will throw a tantrum and throw pillows at the wall?
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Tell that to Kat and Zane
Proof they did right leaving your toxic work environment is that you've never supported them since they went freelance (Kat doing amazing with every single major uk influencer but you won't hire her - she too expensive for you honey) and only talked about them in your podcast to say how they could have done things differently (aka not give you a one week notice, insinuating they lack respect).Fig. 2 :
For someone who has such an incredible husband, so much so that he can't stop preaching his life advices for a perfect marriage, he seems to be very absent in the house chores conversation
Semantics are really important, and your choice of words reveal that your household is just very old fashioned. Why do you say "(the housekeeper) helped me" or that you need to learn to ask for help. Asking for help is asking Alexa to help you put the laundry away for exemple, something that is not necessarily her responsability but if she wants she can help. Asking your husband for help now... That doesn't make sense because it's HIS laundry, HIS house too, so it is by definition HIS responsibility, not only yours. The housekeeper helped both of you.Delegating his responsibilities is Alex's biggest skill anyways so you don't need to list the things he doesn't take care of in the household, we can imagine.
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You don't have to "ask for help" you have to "tell your husband to take responsability".
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Or are you afraid he will throw a tantrum and throw pillows at the wall?
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Interestingly, weāve been to a party today with one of the mums being a child psychologist. Without sounding like a creep, Iāve observed her parenting style for a while now since our children are quite close. She feeds her kids occasional junk food (chips, nuggets, ice cream, cakes, etc) and sets clear boundaries with firm to stern voices at times including saying NO from time to time as well. Her kids are very well behaved but theyāre still witty and funny. She sometime admits sheās not a perfect mum and she doesnāt see herself as a fun mum. At no point, I feel like Iām being judged or patronised by her. She doesnāt give anyone advice on the spot, asked or not. So I donāt get where MeMe got the idea from that sheās such a perfect mum and knows everything about parenting to the point she wants to write a book about it. (Itās been years since she first talked about it and hasnāt got around to fulfill that as usual). Iād rather seek advice from someone like this fellow mum whoās educated in the field with first hand experience. She gives me the idea that as well as being a specialist, sheās also a mum who struggles to do it all. Not some fake mum playing house on insta with fake perfect life.
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MeMe and Alex always have 1960ās arrangement. How many men from a wealthy background from that era kept a mistress and live lives completely separate from their wives? This is why I laugh so hard every time MeMe says she lives her authentic life. Itās such bullshit. Sheās got a life like any rich women from 50 years ago. Married in name only. So sad and desperate she has to learn to finger herself in her late 30s. Such a rebellious authentic woman boss or whatever bullshit terms she calls herself. Yuck
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Having a āhousekeeperā is more than 99% of ordinary mums have. Then she has Lidiot on top for years on end. How many new mums get to go out for an expensive lunch without their baby most days like MeMe did? She never has to learn to ask for help, sheās always got help. First of all, money. She pays for help. Housekeeper, cleaner or whatever backward terms she uses to call them. Then she uses money to pay her MIL to babysit. If the first two options arenāt available, she pays a babysitter. She always goes on holidays non-stop meaning environments where she doesnāt have to look after her own house, doesnāt have to cook and get to experience things she doesnāt at home. Youāre not hard done by MeMe. Maybe, give yourself a minimum wage to live on for a month and get rid of all the paid help and pack your bags and go live in a basic house in a worse area then youād know you have it much better than most mums.It's time for a good Q&A.
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For someone who has such an incredible husband, so much so that he can't stop preaching his life advices for a perfect marriage, he seems to be very absent in the house chores conversation
Delegating his responsibilities is Alex's biggest skill anyways so you don't need to list the things he doesn't take care of in the household, we can imagine.
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You don't have to "ask for help" you have to "tell your husband to take responsability".
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Or are you afraid he will throw a tantrum and throw pillows at the wall?
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MeMe and Alex always have 1960ās arrangement. How many men from a wealthy background from that era kept a mistress and live lives completely separate from their wives? This is why I laugh so hard every time MeMe says she lives her authentic life. Itās such bullshit. Sheās got a life like any rich women from 50 years ago. Married in name only. So sad and desperate she has to learn to finger herself in her late 30s. Such a rebellious authentic woman boss or whatever bullshit terms she calls herself. Yuck
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Plus she says she had a housekeeper for about a year, to help her with house "chorus" and "some" cooking. Meaning she was not delegating Alexa to that housekeeper, and she was not on cooking duty either, it was just an extra sometimes. So, exactly what was the housekeeper doing since they already had cleaners before having Alexa? She makes it sound like she just had help to do the cleaning and laundry for one year, when we know she's always paid for that to be done. Plus, we saw her advertising and they were looking for a maid do-it-all for a ridiculous amount of money for London. We saw her (the housekeeper, I can't remember her name sorry) cooking and feeding Alexa on a video in the South of France villa.
The only time she had to vacuum herself was at that airbnb they ran to one month into lockdown. It was so rare that she had to film it and post it for everyone to see. Real breaking news.
Someone is either photoshopping or doing some seriously restrictive dieting. She looks really, really thin here. If I had to wager a guess, given her focus on all things relationship related, I would say sheās dieting to try to conform with Alexās taste in InstaHoes. She knows heās slipping through her fingers and she must absolutely keep up appearances, given that their ābrandā is being the āperfectā couple.
Is going to expensive retreat the guru's midlife existential crisis? Because Alex seems like to an awful lot of those at the moment. You would think that his 5-minute journal and morning grounding would protect him from it.
Could very well be restricting again. I thought she was most certainly conveniently posing to look like she has a pronounced thigh gap.
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We had some business dealings with them (him mainly), although very briefly, under recommendation. Yeah, total narcissists and as bad as you think. They came across ok to start with but got super snobby, they think they own you and have absolute no personal boundaries. The worst part is that they kept telling us "but my friend said this, my friend said that", well why don't you f**king hire your imagery friend then!
Also they absolutely reek of new money and think they can get whatever they want, but at the same time, haggle for everything. The look on their face when my OH finally said no to them was priceless, I'm sure they'll blame it on the energy we carry.
From checking out their recent posts, clearly they're using their company as a tool to climb the social ladder. They need to be careful and remember what happened during COVID, when they spouted a bunch of nonsense, I made a comment then about spreading fake news, and they deleted it and blocked me instantly. I really hope they get canceled.
The funniest thing is I met someone who used to work for them at an event a few months back, and apparently, they're absolutely horrible to work for. He has a short fuse, really shouty, demanding, full of gaslighting, and she is full of toxic positivity. I did some research and came across a website called Glassdoor, and the reviews confirmed it, lol!
Why can't people wake up and stop giving them a platform? Look at the photos of their swinger summit
, it's a total cult!
Also they absolutely reek of new money and think they can get whatever they want, but at the same time, haggle for everything. The look on their face when my OH finally said no to them was priceless, I'm sure they'll blame it on the energy we carry.
From checking out their recent posts, clearly they're using their company as a tool to climb the social ladder. They need to be careful and remember what happened during COVID, when they spouted a bunch of nonsense, I made a comment then about spreading fake news, and they deleted it and blocked me instantly. I really hope they get canceled.
The funniest thing is I met someone who used to work for them at an event a few months back, and apparently, they're absolutely horrible to work for. He has a short fuse, really shouty, demanding, full of gaslighting, and she is full of toxic positivity. I did some research and came across a website called Glassdoor, and the reviews confirmed it, lol!
Why can't people wake up and stop giving them a platform? Look at the photos of their swinger summit
, it's a total cult!THANK YOU !We had some business dealings with them (him mainly), although very briefly, under recommendation. Yeah, total narcissists and as bad as you think. They came across ok to start with but got super snobby, they think they own you and have absolute no personal boundaries. The worst part is that they kept telling us "but my friend said this, my friend said that", well why don't you f**king hire your imagery friend then!
Also they absolutely reek of new money and think they can get whatever they want, but at the same time, haggle for everything. The look on their face when my OH finally said no to them was priceless, I'm sure they'll blame it on the energy we carry.
From checking out their recent posts, clearly they're using their company as a tool to climb the social ladder. They need to be careful and remember what happened during COVID, when they spouted a bunch of nonsense, I made a comment then about spreading fake news, and they deleted it and blocked me instantly. I really hope they get canceled.
The funniest thing is I met someone who used to work for them at an event a few months back, and apparently, they're absolutely horrible to work for. He has a short fuse, really shouty, demanding, full of gaslighting, and she is full of toxic positivity. I did some research and came across a website called Glassdoor, and the reviews confirmed it, lol!
Why can't people wake up and stop giving them a platform? Look at the photos of their swinger summit
Glassdoor review
Neighbours testimony
Kat and Zane sudden notice
Your testimony...
I don't know how Lulu did it. How she had the patience to fake praise them, even after they left and she was finally made CEO. Funny enough you don't hear them talk about her since she launched her own Habit Journal.
Oh wow, so all our assumptions are proven right
(their fav emoji)They no longer talk to Lulu and they didnāt invite her to their vow renewal and she didnāt invite them to her wedding. They cut ties with anyone they parted ways with. Their turnover is extremely high. They job postings are demanding with unmatched compensation. I donāt think they quite understand why we make fun of them because we see right through them. Their business isnāt more than McDonaldās selling junk food. At least McDonaldās donāt pretend to be healthy. Their business idea is very simple - buy cheap, pay little and sell at maximum profits. Itās not revolutionary. Itās not life changing. Itās certainly not worth having a summit.
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Rain is so romantic it changes her eye colour.
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How to imply youāre having a crisis in your marriage without announcing youāre having a crisis in your marriage. Get yourself a therapist already. My best friend is married to a therapist and they both have therapists as well as having a marriage therapist. Weāre considering having one as well. Stop the fake couple facade. Itās slipping very quickly when your husband canāt stop following insta hoes. I know a mum friend whose partner follows hundreds of accounts like this. Heās using their child to control her while embarrassing (all of us think himself) by following these accounts. Itās not 1960s and divorces are acceptable MeMe.
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