She’s going to be packing that bloody suitcase for the next 3 bleeping weeks.
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My son’s a teacher. I’m sure he’d lorve being sat opposite a braless, middle aged woman whose boobs are practically falling out of her dress, at parents evening. Not.
So her car is a clap trap. All that money and it just constantly has faults, I don’t get why she hasn’t just handed it back and got something else. How does she not even know who she insured with? What if she’s in an accident? “I’ve been a kept woman on cars” oh do duck off
Also doing an OOTD in Milo’s school….. the teacher will have just rolled their eyes and understood why Milo is the way he is with his mums spaniels ears out….. poor lad
Also doing an OOTD in Milo’s school….. the teacher will have just rolled their eyes and understood why Milo is the way he is with his mums spaniels ears out….. poor lad
wasn’t she playing the “independent woman” card when she bought the car ‘all on her own’ or am I imagining that?
Her next diagnosis should be complete scruff.
Isn’t it the most chavvy thing to be parading around with designer items but your hair is unwashed, house looks a state, husband dresses like it’s 2012…
I would put money on Shane having in his possession one of those River Island Rhianna t shirts
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Isn’t it the most chavvy thing to be parading around with designer items but your hair is unwashed, house looks a state, husband dresses like it’s 2012…
I would put money on Shane having in his possession one of those River Island Rhianna t shirts
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Also a teacher in Doncaster here…I can guarantee there will have been some eye rolling and giggles in the staff room. However, her look was FAR from the worst parents evening outfit I’ve seen in my years
Eughh that cucumber Instagram post.. what’s Lee asking, she asks us.. probably, is my Willy ever going to be as big as this? Prats.
And the car video. Ffs piss off. She goes on about how independent she is half of this half of that and stuff. Right down the middle, furniture making modern woman.. then spills this?! Come on - I’ve always said, the way she spends you know she ain’t paying half… she’s spending it I. Primark or on vinted maybe..
And all these outfits - ok great, finding your own style (unlikely but giving benefit of doubt), but that cosplaying as gen z? Don’t flatter yourself mum!
And the car video. Ffs piss off. She goes on about how independent she is half of this half of that and stuff. Right down the middle, furniture making modern woman.. then spills this?! Come on - I’ve always said, the way she spends you know she ain’t paying half… she’s spending it I. Primark or on vinted maybe..
And all these outfits - ok great, finding your own style (unlikely but giving benefit of doubt), but that cosplaying as gen z? Don’t flatter yourself mum!
Her next diagnosis should be complete scruff.
Isn’t it the most chavvy thing to be parading around with designer items but your hair is unwashed, house looks a state, husband dresses like it’s 2012…
I would put money on Shane having in his possession one of those River Island Rhianna t shirts
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Also a teacher in Doncaster here…I can guarantee there will have been some eye rolling and giggles in the staff room. However, her look was FAR from the worst parents evening outfit I’ve seen in my years
. My sons an ECT. Give it time 
Not her calling this cosplay when this is how she dresses 90% of the time
You can smell the fusty musty pong of her just by looking at that bag of rags
I thought the same. That’s how she usually dress
Her shiny armpits make me feel ill
What's Gen Z about a mismatched shirt, crop top and fusty old bag?
She won't look Gen Z because she's far too old. Apart from the tit top that outfit is the same as many a parent in their 30s, even 40s, might wear. She's back to thinking people will believe she's Ella's older sister rather than her mum. She's so deluded!
I just want to add, really don't like that bag, it looks all kinds of wrong, the strap is too wide, hangs at an odd angle off her body, and the bag is too flat. Aren't all the cross body bags all styled like the Uniqlo ones now, shaped to curve round the body? To me her bag looks like it would be better worn flat alongside your body, not as a cross body.
She won't look Gen Z because she's far too old. Apart from the tit top that outfit is the same as many a parent in their 30s, even 40s, might wear. She's back to thinking people will believe she's Ella's older sister rather than her mum. She's so deluded!
I just want to add, really don't like that bag, it looks all kinds of wrong, the strap is too wide, hangs at an odd angle off her body, and the bag is too flat. Aren't all the cross body bags all styled like the Uniqlo ones now, shaped to curve round the body? To me her bag looks like it would be better worn flat alongside your body, not as a cross body.
Don't forget, she's written a book about fashion or some such nonsense
She's completely deluded about how she looks.
I remember watching her video about being dumped by makeup revolution and thinking it was crappy that they clearly didn't want to work with women in their 40s.
I was genuinely really shocked to realise she was actually early 30s! That was nearly 5 years ago. And this is why i don't get this whole "i want to make over 40s content but i can't". No one would bat an eyelid.
She certainly could not pass for Ella's mum.
Did you see the stains on the spindles / balusters when she did her fake tan video? Disgusting.
She's been to see someone in concert ..... Kacey Musgraves......then she's had a tattoo of an arrow because of Kacey's song about following an arrow. Apparently the arrow song is a gay anthem....is Mik trying to tell us something?
No she’s just daft
The Kyle Richards of Donny- mind you sleeping at the side of Shane McGowan-Trump would certainly make you consider your sexual orientation. [ as he might do sleeping next to Stinky Mik]
There's only one woman she's sexually attracted to and that's herself.