Christiano comes across as a vain ego-maniac, no wonder he's old thatchhead's idol. 
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For some reason I think its more about crawling up Piers morgans arse...
Talk TV / GB News is about his level
Community cable-access TV at it's finest.
Showing off the beg palace again
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Looks like a hotel conference room and must have got a job lot on the lamps, the bedroom matches the dining room!
Its like one of those three star hotels that tries to look five star.
A bastard to hoover. I bet he voted 'Leave' and now all the cheap eastern-european labour has gone ... I feel for poor Mark, trying to keep his princess happy. (No, I really don't). Keep digging.
Dont get why everyone wants them to have kids. There never together so it be brought up by the childminder. & then we'll have mark begging for baby products every day.
Just let them 2 be the most boring vain couple in showbiz. No kid wants these 2 as parents. Her frozen face would scare it for a start
Just let them 2 be the most boring vain couple in showbiz. No kid wants these 2 as parents. Her frozen face would scare it for a start
Having kids would involve reading bedtime stories and Mark can barely read, so that would be a bad idea for a start. I can't comment on Meeeshell because I don't know much about her other than she's somekind of ex-soap actress who was once attractive.
Yeh michelle could give the kid a very dull (just like her acting) bedtime story over facetime as shes never there. While mark smiles at himself in mirror
‘Why grandma, what a stiff forehead you have, and are they 2 inch Turkish veneers?’
I see she’s pretending she eats anything as fatty as cheese again.
Never see her ever eating any of the food, do you, only egg white omelettes and leaves
Never see her ever eating any of the food, do you, only egg white omelettes and leaves
Just seen the cheese thing. She probably just licks the window
Be fair, she probably tries to suck Mark's cock ... that's got to leave a girl needing some meat. Poor thing, she must be starving. Even Peter Andre's chipolata must be looking appetizing at this point.
I doubt someone as stuck up & boring as her sucks cock. Mark probably wanks with condom onBe fair, she probably tries to suck Mark's cock ... that's got to leave a girl needing some meat. Poor thing, she must be starving. Even Peter Andre's chipolata must be looking appetizing at this point.
To pictures of himself.
Photoshopped with him and Christiano.
Lauren Goodger looked so good here. She’s completely ruined herselfWhat??? Maybe he is having it.
Remember this?
I cant see them having a baby together. Neither is settled together even after years
together they are more apart
She filmed in Australia and likely series 2 would be filmed Down Under.
I read he has some TV show filmed in Argrntina too.
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