I think it works for rappers like Aitch and Arrdee (which is a take on their names Harrison and something begining with R I think!) but for him he just sounds like a class A twat!He he had thick hair and olive skin in towie.
Now looks washed out and “whats up u ill?”.
was probably a wig and sun beds
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I just can’t get over the name of the brand.
“ i no wot is good. My year ov burf but in my accent bruv” its beyond cringe, cheese, tack etc
Agree, they end up with faces like melted candles. No need for it! Im 30 and actually look younger than my 20-22 year old cousins.This is what happens when ppl get botox to young. A few of them from reality shows are starting to look haggard by the time there 35 coz there face has been getting filled & stretched since they where 20. Botox only looks good for so long
Yes i know of these young men as I is down with the kids init. But Mark is around 40 and not a rapper so its beyond embarazzing isnt it. Bless his heart.I think it works for rappers like Aitch and Arrdee (which is a take on their names Harrison and something begining with R I think!) but for him he just sounds like a class A twat!
What in the Mr Motivator morphsuit is he wearing??Terrible quality and poorly designed. All wrinkled up in the knee, elbows and chest area.
Seems like he couldn't even get michelle to wear it.
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Just like at his engagement party to Goodger where he made a speech in front of all their friends and family whilst being filmed to appear on tv for towie and he went on to say how he might have banged top models in Miami but he was happy to be settling for Lauren‘I sold half a millions pounds worth of clothes in the first hour then had a break to finger michelle, then sold another million pounds worth to some birds that had written their numbers on the money and told me to call them if I wanna shag them and they were all fit models as well’.
Lauren is an arrogant illiterate gorilla but fuck me that’s harsh. He only ever proposed to her to claw back the control he thought he was losing when she had that fanny tattoo lasered. I’m not sure he ever had any intention of marrying her.Just like at his engagement party to Goodger where he made a speech in front of all their friends and family whilst being filmed to appear on tv for towie and he went on to say how he might have banged top models in Miami but he was happy to be settling for Lauren
You can really see the frozen face on Michelle here. It actually makes her look older than her year.Terrible quality and poorly designed. All wrinkled up in the knee, elbows and chest area.
Seems like he couldn't even get michelle to wear it.
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this makes so much sense! I remember in the Towie hey or is it hay days when him and Elliott suddenly appeared with massive necks and traps roided to the maxSteroid use is terrible for the hairline, teeth enamel and elasticity of skin, just saying……
I think this is why she stays away from him as much as she can. But why marry a man you cant stand to be around? Michelle must be thick a fuck too.He's such a fucking embarrassment isn't he? Dunno how she can bear to shag him. Such a cringey little prick.
Carole his ma is as thick as pigshit too.
I reckon she was enjoying the attention when they were the celeb couple de jour, now the shine's worn off but she sticks around, who knows why.I think this is why she stays away from him as much as she can. But why marry a man you cant stand to be around? Michelle must be thick a fuck too.
eugh that bulging neck/shoulder muscle is grossthis makes so much sense! I remember in the Towie hey or is it hay days when him and Elliott suddenly appeared with massive necks and traps roided to the max
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Imagine rocking up to work and taking that gobshite with youI knew he'd tag along to aus with her. Not like he has anything else to do
Imagine been stuck on a flight that long with himImagine rocking up to work and taking that gobshite with you
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