That’s just what happens to Spanish people, they hit 30 and grow a whole new face. It’s her Spanish genes that have done that, not Botox or lip fillers or anything.Natural beauty my arse!
Lauren lives in Chigwell opposite the the ‘lovely’ Limes Farm Estate. Mark lives in or around Ongar.That’s just what happens to Spanish people, they hit 30 and grow a whole new face. It’s her Spanish genes that have done that, not Botox or lip fillers or anything.
Do Mark and Lauren still live near each other? I wonder if they ever bump into each other shopping or at a restaurant or anything!
How come everyone she works with seems to be really arse licky with her & calls her a natural beauty. Shes actually put me of joe gilgun after he did a very cringe interview about her. I didnt think he was into all that fake lifestyle stuffGod this reminds me of my cousin- fake boobs, lip filler and Botox, fake nails and tan, hair and lash extensions and always refers to herself as a ‘natural beauty’okay hun like Michelle pretending her orange skin is her natural colour and she came out the womb glowing like a bottle of irn bru. (There’s a nod to Chell’s Scottish heritage) speaking on behalf of my fellow Scots- we don’t claim her and her lantern jaw bellend of a husband
I think it said on the Lauren thread on here that Mark and Michelle went to Sheesh (chav restaurant in Essex) whilst Lauren was there and Lauren was asked by the management to leave as Mark didn't want her there (or something very similar) which was nice (though Lauren is a dilusional idiot so I have no sympathy for her)That’s just what happens to Spanish people, they hit 30 and grow a whole new face. It’s her Spanish genes that have done that, not Botox or lip fillers or anything.
Do Mark and Lauren still live near each other? I wonder if they ever bump into each other shopping or at a restaurant or anything!
Didnt Michelle get her ex max removed from somewhere aswell? They probably dont want there exs seeing how unhappy they look togetherI think it said on the Lauren thread on here that Mark and Michelle went to Sheesh (chav restaurant in Essex) whilst Lauren was there and Lauren was asked by the management to leave as Mark didn't want her there (or something very similar) which was nice (though Lauren is a dilusional idiot so I have no sympathy for her)
Also ages ago, Lauren claimed that she bumped into Mark and Michelle at the local gym and that they both looked miserable apparently and how she was glad she isn’t in her shoes
It'll be mummy carol on a fake accountHis post about how he’ll never tire of this view and some thicko has commented ‘enjoy you worked hard for it!’ How? Grifted for it more like. Doubt an hour on heart pays that well or is it hard work, although with his big tongue it’s prob difficult for him to talk…
Apparently they did have an affair, don’t know why she stayed with Mark.100% Would love to see her and Lucas Pasqualino end up together!
My brain read this as Lewis Capalldi. I was like eh oh!100% Would love to see her and Lucas Pasqualino end up together!
Defo! I reckon they’ll split up within the next year or so.Im not a fan of Michelle, but I do think she could have got better than Mark, she's been stupid marrying him
"She said it only went in once"Apologies if this has already been mentioned on here but I’ve just seen this on a Patreon chat that i’m in. No idea if true but
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