Totally agree, I’ve always had a soft spot for Lauren she’s not had a great upbringing then mark and his family being vile to her.As they say, be careful what you wish for. Mark was vile to Lauren, him and his family destroyed her mental health and confidence bit by bit, from she was 15 years old. He got her pregnant, MADE her get a termination or she was dumped. Then got engaged to her and sold her a dream. When they finished she was a wreck. Then when the head dated Michelle he was shagging Lauren at same time for a while Then she had to witness him bragging about marrying the sexiest woman in UK (his words).
I bet Mark now looks at Lauren, for all her flaws and issues and sometimes wonders what would have happened if they had made up. They could have had a family and actually been happy, cos I think he did love her, just wanted more, wanted his friends to be jealous of him, wanted the best woman! She would have had umpteen kids with him. Also looks a good cook and shag! His loss!
Mark and Michelle will have embryos frozen waiting for a surrogate! Probably after they have made their Bond Movie together..... fn Brook Bond...
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I can’t see him being a diva as such, I think he doesn’t get booked because he’s just not that great and not very bright.
Only thing I've ever watched with mark in is his small part in the royals & he was terrible he kept posing at the camera
Only thing I saw him in was Strictly and he was so irritating in the VTs before a dance. All false and exaggerated like how the Geordie Shore characters would act on the very rare occasion I’d see a clip. He was the same when he was on One Show being interviewed with his dad and brother. Perhaps if he didn’t put on an act (and let other people speak) he may come across as more likeable.
he just talks drivel, on the boring story of "cooking" the valentines meal (and leaving the packaging from the restaurant in the bin) he says "michele is theeeee best cook (cant just be a good cook) I sometimes dont go to restaurants because of it"...wtf does that even mean...how heart keep him on is a mystery to me
What does Michelle make him? A dry salad and a lump of cold chicken.
Wonder if Michelle will post a valentines message to him?
Can't wait to see Michelle's loving post to him today. 
Did he really say he married the sexiest woman in the UK and not the world? Is that because the top models he shagged in Miami, that he mentioned in his ENGAGEMENT SPEECH to Lauren, are sexier than Michelle?As they say, be careful what you wish for. Mark was vile to Lauren, him and his family destroyed her mental health and confidence bit by bit, from she was 15 years old. He got her pregnant, MADE her get a termination or she was dumped. Then got engaged to her and sold her a dream. When they finished she was a wreck. Then when the head dated Michelle he was shagging Lauren at same time for a while Then she had to witness him bragging about marrying the sexiest woman in UK (his words).
I bet Mark now looks at Lauren, for all her flaws and issues and sometimes wonders what would have happened if they had made up. They could have had a family and actually been happy, cos I think he did love her, just wanted more, wanted his friends to be jealous of him, wanted the best woman! She would have had umpteen kids with him. Also looks a good cook and shag! His loss!
Mark and Michelle will have embryos frozen waiting for a surrogate! Probably after they have made their Bond Movie together..... fn Brook Bond...
On that show with his brother and dad, some people said that the dad ( Big Mark) was ok. I feel that he was trying to bring a bit of intellect to the show for the more reserved viewers but Mark and his big gob and his ego couldn’t handle them being in the spotlight, I’m not surprised BBC called it a day with that show.
Big Mark comes across quite humble I remember he was always giving sound advice to Mark when he was on Towie. (Apart from the cheating advice
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Big Mark comes across quite humble I remember he was always giving sound advice to Mark when he was on Towie. (Apart from the cheating advice
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Michelle, he's probably over your sexy shoes, and would much prefer you in slippers and a baby on your hip
How did the brother come across? He strikes me as someone who is up his own arse as well.On that show with his brother and dad, some people said that the dad ( Big Mark) was ok. I feel that he was trying to bring a bit of intellect to the show for the more reserved viewers but Mark and his big gob and his ego couldn’t handle them being in the spotlight, I’m not surprised BBC called it a day with that show.
Big Mark comes across quite humble I remember he was always giving sound advice to Mark when he was on Towie. (Apart from the cheating advice
I didn’t watch the programme because I’d literally rather set myself on fire than watch anything with Mark in but I have always got the impression that the brother, being an actual professional footballer, thinks he’s more famous than he is (i.e. not at all), despite never getting further than a Championship level club.
It says a lot when you basically take a photo of the floor to avoid your hubby being in your Valentine’s Day post.
She has morphed into Jess and Natalya !!!i agreeher face looks good however the neck is always a dead giveaway especially with facelifts and botox. always check gettyimages for how people truly look without the filters!
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Looks like she is warming to having him on her stories!!
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I refused to give them ratings
I’m only basing opinion on reviews and short clips and from what I could see of Big Mark…With that being said, Josh strikes me as someone with no ‘spark’ to their personality, just bland, slightly deluded but not as arrogant as Narc Wright.
Josh is a lanky hen pecked geek...
but yes, I think Marks still jealous of him because he has two name sakes.
but yes, I think Marks still jealous of him because he has two name sakes.
This’ll be his only airing, wheel him out for valentines and then back he’ll go to being ignored.