Melanie Murphy #10 the erratic, mel-odramatic, fascist in the attic

[mama.llama.drama]

Grateful seemed so insincere especially the way she had it worded lol GRATEFUL FOR HER LOT !! It came across aggressively almost.

I'm glad she has accepted that she is not indeed grateful.

 

[Sazb64]

She's changed her bio again I see, grateful is gone completely stuck Irish in though!

Expect to see zero Irish-related content though goise - unless I'm pushing helping the aviation industry (although I've suspiciously eased up on this). I barely support local (apart from my overpriced lentils ), only use NHS stats, and conveniently forget my Irish followers can't even get drab-letics delivered without a huge customs bill

 

[Ms.Marble]

Oh come on. Give me a break. Fabletics is anything but sustainable or positive in terms of the environment. Just stop trying to fool yourself or others.
Great that the packaging is slightly better. But the concept in and of itself is anything but. A subscription to get clothing every single month is in and of itself just the opposite of sustainable.

 

[kalechips]

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Oh come on. Give me a break. Fabletics is anything but sustainable or positive in terms of the environment. Just stop trying to fool yourself or others.
Great that the packaging is slightly better. But the concept in and of itself is anything but. A subscription to get clothing every single month is in and of itself just the opposite of sustainable.

How can she say it's not sponsored? Isn't fabletics her biggest sponsor?

 

[Oohthedrama]

Jesus bleeping Christ the price of that top
a fool and his money are quickly parted.

i assume stereo aren’t paying anymore if she has no live tonight? Exactly like last time the spon ended.

 

[oicheliath]

Bed sharing with a baby when you get regular night terrors seems outrageously stupid to me. Am I wrong?

My partner gets them in the same way, jumping out of bed screaming. I wouldn’t have our dog anywhere near him when he sleeps for fear of getting trampled, let alone a bloody baby.

 

[Oohthedrama]

Oh shut the duck up you liar I cant with this tit.

 

[Dearreader]

Another ailment is it? I'm soooo shocked.

If someone took the time to list every ailment and life obstacles she claims to have/went through.... it'd make you wonder how one person could go through so much in just 31 years. Melanie collects them like buttons and displays a new symptom/illness/obstacle just to sad fish and make clickable content.

 

[Secrets77]

Omg if she goes on about her bloody postpartum hair one more time I may scream. She's not going bloody bald! She has NORMAL POSTPARTUM HAIR LOSS AND REGROWTH LIKE 99% OF WOMEN WHO HAVE HAD A BABY. Jesus! I have the exact same thing and do I give a tit? No!! Honestly for someone who harps on about stuff as much as she does I can't believe she didn't know this was actually a thing. She is sooooo vain it's painful.

 

[Elle]

'I've never mentioned this before but I have night terrors'

Aka 'Here's a new made up affliction of mine'

 

[Sazb64]

Alcohol
Binge eating/emotional eating
PCO/PCOS/infertility
Hair loss
Night terrors
Traumatic birth
Reckless spending
Bisexuality
Vaginismus
Acne
Sulks rather than communicates
Abandonment issues
LYING

Just a few things off the top of my head that she claims to have issues with/be/makes out she's the only one going through it/makes a non-issue an issue.

What a show

 

[Kitt]

Melanie is a bit cold and she’s suffering pneumonia. Period came after 25 days instead of the usual 28? Irregular periods and PCOS. She’s a moron but moreover she’s just an attention-seeking liar.

 

[Dearreader]

Alcohol
Binge eating/emotional eating
PCO/PCOS/infertility
Hair loss
Night terrors
Traumatic birth
Reckless spending
Bisexuality
Vaginismus
Acne
Sulks rather than communicates
Abandonment issues
LYING

Just a few things off the top of my head that she claims to have issues with/be/makes out she's the only one going through it/makes a non-issue an issue.

What a show

Adding some more

Porn addiction
BDD
IBS
PMDD
TMJ
Bullied in school.
Anxiety
Situational depression.
Abusive relationships
"Psychosis"

 

[mama.llama.drama]

The moaning about her hair infuriates me too. She has an incredibly thick head of hair naturally, the kind many people would love to have. She lost a lot after birth as we all do, leaving her with still plenty! And now after only 6mths she has substantial regrowth! What the duck is she complaining about?

I’ve had two babies close together but with less hair to begin with, more dramatic loss and a much longer regrowth period. It’ll be another 2 years or so before my hair is anywhere near it’s old normal which is fine, it happens to many of us.

But duck you’d think she truly was hard done by with the amount of carry on. She’s the girl who cried wolf with anything health related by now, ridiculous exaggeration every time. She would be insufferable to know in real life.

 

[monga]

Adding some more

Porn addiction
BDD
IBS
PMDD
TMJ
Bullied in school.
Anxiety
Situational depression.
Abusive relationships
"Psychosis"

My God when you see it brought together like that it's insane ...remember the very rare nipple pain she was suffering from before the birth that was so rare her GP happened to suffer from it too...come to think of it did she say her GP was a man after he discovered the stitch that was left at her post partum check ( could be wrong )

Bed sharing with a baby when you get regular night terrors seems outrageously stupid to me. Am I wrong?

My partner gets them in the same way, jumping out of bed screaming. I wouldn’t have our dog anywhere near him when he sleeps for fear of getting trampled, let alone a bloody baby.

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I bet Baldy lets on he's sleep paralysis so he doesn't have to deal with the drama in the middle of the night and the MIL is raging her pet Tarantula " Lucky" hasn't found it's prey yet

 

[Nicki19]

I totally see her trading in that eyesore of a ring for something "minimalist" someday claiming she just wanted something more practical for everyday life. And it'll cost just as much of course because saving for a mortgage is pointless to her for as long as babieeeee still has his debt. It's so clunky looking, like a cheap ring from a display on the counter of a clothes shop in the 90s, it sticks out like a sore thumb in her fabletics ad, which she can't claim isn't sponsored when she's an ambassador of theirs, that means sponsored Melanie!

 

[fionashark]

So, my partner sometimes has nightmares where he’ll move around a lot - once he even smacked his arm into my face while he was dreaming, lol. We now have a look 10 month old baby and I have never shared the bed with him and the baby precisely for that reason.. beyond the safety aspect though it must really scare the baby. My baby gets freaked out by my partner snoring, can’t imagine how scared he would be if we both started screaming randomly at night!

 

[monga]

She’s losing her tit in that attic

 

[artemist]

Sorry but what?? The baby never wakes up? The same one you claimed wakes up the second you open the bedroom door to go to bed? That you can no longer sit in bed with and watch tv while he sleeps because he wakes up immediately? That’s literally what they said in their recent vlog right? But he doesn’t wakeup when his mum is screaming in the bed next to him, yeah sure Melanie...

 

[rnpkr7829]

Bed sharing with a baby when you get regular night terrors seems outrageously stupid to me. Am I wrong?

My partner gets them in the same way, jumping out of bed screaming. I wouldn’t have our dog anywhere near him when he sleeps for fear of getting trampled, let alone a bloody baby.

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This is so frikking irresponsible if she is co-sleeping with a baby. We have a spring mattress on our bed and my husband sometimes get jerky movement while sleeping (hypnic jerk its called I think) and there is absolutely no wayyyyyy we’d ever consider bringing a baby on that bed!!