Matt Hancock

[BigMavis]

I'm invested in Cummings, the rest of the UK seem to be doing a great job of ignoring him, which is probably for the best.

 

[rainbowlemon]

Wonder why the press haven’t managed to track him down yet? They must have a fairly good idea where he is?

Wife's buried him under the patio. The video in the garden was pre recorded from a month ago.

 

[abccc_]

And now she is stuck with a back-bencher whilst Martha can hot foot it down to B&Q to repaint Matt's little red study.

Omg imagine the satisfaction of painting over that red study

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Omg imagine the satisfaction of painting over that red study

And smashing all the pictures

 

[BigMavis]

Does he have any hobbies or is he too dull for interests?

 

[lalalanded]

Does he have any hobbies or is he too dull for interests?

Rides horses - gets backhand from people that ride horses. Undoubtedly how Dildo got a top job.

 

[Wifo1976]

Does he have any hobbies or is he too dull for interests?

What are those manic pics of him out running and I think there was a rugby scarf up in the red study?

 

[Pushyplumb]

Omg imagine the satisfaction of painting over that red study

And dumping the hideous oversized blue and pink clock with the picture of the queen on it on Gina's doorstep.

 

[Notgonnalie]

Holy duck

 

[Gym&Tonic]

Does he have any hobbies or is he too dull for interests?

Nurses. He’ll be gutted he can’t hang around with them anymore. In fact I can see him feigning illness or injury just so he can be admitted to hospital and get treated by the nurses

 

[thegirlscout]

Do we love Oliver Bonas?

Yes we do, BigMavis!

 

[Renegadedancer]

And smashing all the pictures

I’d put a big disco ball in there and have it as a party room

I really hope Martha absolutely shows him who’s in charge. I hate the she’s been ‘ humiliated’ headlines . He’s humiliated himself, she has held her head high. Team Martha!

 

[lalalanded]

I'm invested in Cummings, the rest of the UK seem to be doing a great job of ignoring him, which is probably for the best.

How gutting must it be to know where the bodies are buried, shouting it all around town only to find out everyone hates you so much they don't care???

 

[BigMavis]

How gutting must it be to know where the bodies are buried, shouting it all around town only to find out everyone hates you so much they don't care???

That is literally the truth
He could say Boris worships the devil and is the high priest at human sacrifices that happen in the house of commons and people would be like, did you hear something, I thought I heard something.

 

[Notgonnalie]

The Sun are claiming Matt is living with his new lover!

 

[Hatchet_job]

I’d put a big disco ball in there and have it as a party room

I really hope Martha absolutely shows him who’s in charge. I hate the she’s been ‘ humiliated’ headlines . He’s humiliated himself, she has held her head high. Team Martha!

New thread title "Team Martha".

 

[Gym&Tonic]

tit, this has clearly been going on for a long time hasnt it? Certainly didn’t only start in May. I wonder if he would have left his wife had none of this been exposed?

 

[Summer house]

Martha has carried on with her head held high and kept her dignity. I just wish the paps would leave her alone, even just for the sake of her children. She doesn't need the press intrusion atm. It's the last thing she needs.

 

[BigMavis]

tit, this has clearly been going on for a long time hasnt it? Certainly didn’t only start in May. I wonder if he would have left his wife had none of this been exposed?

She was confronted in 2019 or so the DM has reported.

 

[Summer house]

tit, this has clearly been going on for a long time hasnt it? Certainly didn’t only start in May. I wonder if he would have left his wife had none of this been exposed?

I don't think so.