Mr Sparkle
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You rang?he's deleted the tweet about bad reviews
anyway, I've been thinking about something
Extract from The Comfort Break Book
by kachoochoo, saviour of the world
Toothbrush
Imagine you are a toothbrush. Waiting patiently in your beaker on the sink. They say no toothbrush is an island. And yet, here you are. You anxiously await your twice daily moment to shine. And shine you do. Literally, you abrade teeth until they sparkle. Sparkle like Mr Sparkle, that detergent box Homer Simpson found at the tip. Don't put yourself in the tip. Keep smiling, like the smiles you keep sparkling
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that'll be £600K please and thank you
Just joining this thread, glad to know I'm not the only one who finds him insufferable on social media.
I really enjoyed "Notes on a Nervous Planet" as it helped me reframe the way I understand my anxious disposition. BUT, I am very glad to have read it before finding out how obnoxious he is as a person.