I’ve been to Asda and treated myself to a pizza! And some new clothes - they had loads in the sale.
Mason Mount #65 New Year, New Me… Still waiting for nudes for the FBC
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All I have eaten today is Lindt chocolates
, so I might have something reasonably healthy… or cheese! 
I'm having a breakdown watching ski jumping, what's happening to us this season I can't comprehend. Chelsea can't possibly disappoint me like that later. Because of that, my appetite for anything other simply died, so I'm eating leftover cakes and sweets from Christmas. I think I can call it a dinner 
Dinner - I’m supposed to be meeting friends for dinner later. But I’ve had the back door trots 
today 
I think it’s been overload of chocolate, baileys, Snowballs and other rich food. I’m sure I’ll struggle through like the greedy piggy I am 
today I think it’s been overload of chocolate, baileys, Snowballs and other rich food. I’m sure I’ll struggle through like the greedy piggy I am 
I think for dinner I’ll have pizza and/or the remainder of my family size peanut M&M’s that I started on earlier #nutrition
Back door trotsDinner - I’m supposed to be meeting friends for dinner later. But I’ve had the back door trots
There are some fabulous gifs I could
add for this but I’m behaving
I also got a new kettle from B&M because I am a 
grown up
grown up
Mason would be proud
I also got a new kettle from B&M because I am a
To be fair I’ve been expecting someone to come up with a gif for this. I won’t take offenceBack door trots
There are some fabulous gifs I could
add for this but I’m behaving
I’ve just taken an immodium to help me through the dinner later 
For my TEA (yes I’m northern) I’ll be finishing off Christmas tit in the fridge like the baked Camembert and Indian selection.
Tbh I’m getting to the stage where I’m gagging for a vegetable think I’m turning into a solid carb
Tbh I’m getting to the stage where I’m gagging for a vegetable think I’m turning into a solid carb
Ahhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks agoDinner - I’m supposed to be meeting friends for dinner later. But I’ve had the back door trots
shitting himself the whole way home he was@LyndyLou I am forever going to think of it as the “backdoor trots” nowAhhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks ago
Debs and tony deffo were pure speeding up the motorway with a packet of Immodium for himAhhhh not the backdoor trots! That’s what made Mason miss the match a few weeks ago
poor shitting gonorrhoea noodle boy xI was trying to be polite and not say I’ve been shitting through the eye of a needle all day
Sorry meant this thread
Hope everyone is okay, especially @MensaBarbie1985 
My dad is insisting on having more Christmas ‘picky bits’ for tea tonight, me and mum don’t have the heart to tell him that the turkey was as dry as the Sahara
My dad is insisting on having more Christmas ‘picky bits’ for tea tonight, me and mum don’t have the heart to tell him that the turkey was as dry as the Sahara
I think this was slightly my problem. I had the cheek to have a tangerine earlier in the hope it may compensate for all the other tit I’ve eaten but my bowels obviously couldn’t handle a piece of fruit and exploded
I’m gonna go to my friends recording studio and record a version of this and somehow send it to Ruben
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