Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[tinatheestallion]

morning all, happy tuesday FBC

 

[Eden246]

what are we asking?
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What magic tricks can you do with those big hands, Barkley?!

@Scuffed you are a woman after my own heart. Don’t talk to me at school. Don’t WhatsApp me and don’t tell me about how amazing your ‘angel’ is doing at school. I don’t give a hoot, Karen

FBC 30th birthday party, yes! I won’t be able to stay too late because I’ve already passed that magic number!

 

[kria]

Can people stop talking about turning 30 next year it’s making me feel elderly…

 

[jdub]

Phwoar

 

[Scuffed]

Reece is just a mood isn’t he

Reece was definitely my mood this morning after a long night. 2 out of 3 kids back to school. 1 at home feeling very needy

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

 

[GGina]

I had one, when I think back I cringe massively! I then had two serious relationships then met Mr R, I remember having “the chat” and it was more than a bit awkward, so I shaved a few off to make it seem better

Genuinely think my fella hasn’t dared to ask me. When I found out his was only 5 I was like

 

[calmyourritas]

The belt around the neck guy, to this day is still one of the best I’ve had.

My northern girls will probably know of Bredbury Hall, I know Geraldine does.

So I was actually interested in his friend and he was trying to tell me he was going to ruin me and my mate went, you’ve got no chance pal she’ll eat you alive.
Then his friend ‘Brian’ who was only a couple years older than me. Unfortunate name for a guy in his 20s but he looked the spitting image of Aitch, decides he’s having me instead.

It was like 50 shades of grey on steroids. I woke up bruised, I felt like I’d been battered (in a good way) it was fantastic!

& he had the most perfect penis.
Whoever he marrys is a very lucky lady.

MARRY HIM

 

[Smca53]

I didn’t need the petrol money, and you can never have too many orgasms

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I don’t think they realise she’s signing over Adele and if I was Adele I’d be seriously offended
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She’s still not over her 22 year relationship ending

 

[kria]

Kepa can keep the gloves on…

 

[Bumblebee81]

Ok he just got 100% hotter as I do love a tattoo


It’s to celebrate the champions league.

I love it!
Defo Mason, can tell by the dodgy cross trousers at the beginning of the vid

 

[Rodney2208]

Hope lil Nath has got good commission today!

 

[Geexoxo]

This one and the next one, I’m dead.

Me after collecting all my child support cheques from both of them

I had to prove myself right
The badge
But the two bottom halves of the cup are different
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THANKYOU knew I wasn’t going crazy…

tattoo design brought to you by little nath x crayola collab

 

[kria]

Please don’t die Mase…

 

[calmyourritas]

That video of Mason thrusting lives rent free in my brain

 

[GGina]

Hi! I'm back! I'm an auntie again and it's been very stressful but everything is good. What did I miss?

Congratulations

We discussed squirting and daddy got a wonky tattoo

 

[Smca53]

So conflicted on what reaction to use!
So you'll get both and I'm sure you'll know what is aimed where!

I’d love to say Mason but I think he’d be like.. is it ok? Is it hurting ? Can you breathe?

Yeah not a chance noodle would be able to cope with the stress of potentially hurting you Sorry noodle

 

[jflurker93]

I still don’t think I’ve fully warmed up since

this was me.
my eyes are as wrinkly as mason’s on this too.
my hats on wonky too I was frozen!

 

[Smca53]

Speaking of birthdays… not long until Mason turns the grand old age of 23 I feel like we need to celebrate it properly along with him…