Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[SmoochL]

Chelsea's defence...

They are missing someone

 

[Smca53]

You just know if it’s a premier league player it’d be a Gucci belt, as well

 

[jflurker93]

This kit looks great with his fake tan

 

[kria]

Welcome to thread 54!
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.

THREAD 53 RECAP:

The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while

We read a strange Fic about Ben being a shit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine?

We all threw hands at anyone that’s slagging Mason’s perfect nose off

A really rude interviewer told Mason his goal ‘meant nothing’. The twat wants sacking.
Mason really said get fucked with his eyes.

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Mason has the biggest dick in the Prem (sorry tony)

Big T has superior jollop

Gerard earned himself a slot on death row #WalkingTheMile

We’re jealous that Summer gets free Chelsea tickets and Disney events

I said Voldy had nice hair. I must have been smoking crack at the time.

Reece bought Mason some Fortnite Pants one Christmas and Chilly hasn’t seen him in them

Tik Tok teens are still making weird videos

@Chani10 has a very cute cat

@Rodney2208 had her Mason calendar delivered and I’m still wondering why I wasn’t sent one too?

We spoke about budgie smugglers and @StephenTJackson reminded us why they’re great, to quote the thirsty man himself:
“Hugs their arse cheeks so beautifully and cups their bulge perfectly to show them off”

He also said boxers just tend to “smash things down and flatten the assets”

We saw the vile photos of Pebbles again

Ryan Giggs has XL socks. I’m not elaborating on that any further.

@Suder34 asked me to buy her a ticket for the Chilly train and @Bumblebee81 was caught lurking around the platform after we saw the wet shorts photo

Spicy bought some clothes off a young boy and said “grey is a really really nice colour”

Mr P aka Olaf had a huff about a shower curtain pole. Mason would never.

Someone wrote a nice but strange song about Mason on twitter and Big T liked it.

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I broke the stone cold hearts of the FBC with a Winter Wonderland Fic

A photo emerged of Mason and his instahoes. They look a little different than expected.

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We’re all on the brink of quitting our jobs, some of the FBC partners are supportive, others not so much.

We think Mason is trying to grow his hair like Flynn Rider / Eugene from Tangled… and then established that Wee Wee aka Lewis used to dress up as him for Disney!

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@cherryshade123 gave us advent day 5, although it wasn’t gut wrenching we all just imagined it was someone else in the story instead of Hendo.

@PunkRocker & @Smca53 can’t pronounce look properly

We saw an old photo of Big T with his nips out on holiday #DILF

Morrisons sell anal teasers. Who knew?

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@MensaBarbie1985 man David Haye aka Monster Cock was spotted in London and Mr R came with receipts


We played a game of ‘Who are you dating?’ where we decided which photo from Masons insta we would show our friends to say who it was we were dating. It was a lovely experience to see so many photos at once.

Giovanni likes his girls clean and tight

We played the worst game of Would You Rather that I could come up with… a lot of the FBC are inbred

Mr P aka Olaf put forward another ethical conundrum as @PunkRocker called it that turned us all into pweirdos


Which brings us to our next poll

Would you rather…

Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body
OR
Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body

Personality = mind & soul so choose wisely!

Happy 54th thread bitches x

Thanks for the new thread and recap @jflurker93 - we’re so fucking weird!

 

[Suder34]

I’ve just managed to avert my eyes from Mase and his thrusting to notice Reece in the background of this… look how excited he is

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Reece is just a mood isn’t he

 

[Smca53]

He'll be done when he reads how much we love Big T here.

18.4% of them would shag his personality in Big T’s body

 

[Bumblebee81]

in my country, it is very common for prisoners to have mason's tattoo (the dragon)

Oh that's not going to impress the international instahoes now is it

 

[keylimepie]

These kids are sooooo weird. I don't know how they can sl*g us off anymore.

Not just Mason and Dec!! They cannot judge us no longer!!

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

If he gets a swallow, an anchor, a panther, a butterfly, two black swirls and a fuck tonne of regret…..we’re meant to be.

well I know for sure I’m never meant to be with him as can’t see him getting Arsenal emblazoned on himself any time soon maybe a rose/lace/diamond combo, a butterfly (that used to be a Katie price tramp stamp) a bird (soon to be a peony) and some stars (soon to be Japanese cherry blossom)

by the way GB would like us to know he hates the new tattoo…

I feel like I need to ask your advice on something girls but it’s kinda rude

 

[kria]

Advent Day 7 Part 2 will be out later today as a special treat
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Back to your absolutely disgusting best…

 

[Smca53]

My resting bitch face was a godsend during my kids primary school years. I never had to bother to pretend to like the other mums, who apparently used to take turns to approach me when they absolutely had to

“When they absolutely had to” this is even more reason to love you Scuffed Brilliant

 

[kria]

Yeah ken is fair game

 

[Geexoxo]

I’m howling at this one

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Held hostage until he tells his mum the turkey wasn’t dry

 

[Suder34]

I think he has Daddy in him but I'm not sure it stretches to a belt round the neck.

It’s always the quiet ones you need to look out for- I think our noodle is a quiet one!

 

[laylavd]

I'm not trying to be mean but I feel like Mason is the type of guy who never tells people who work for him that they messed up and becomes friends with everyone which makes it harder to say "that sucks".
He also lets them all use him for clout, which kind of pisses me off but hey, if he's happy helping them...

I also feel mean but he doesn't seem to mind people using him for clout. Obviously if he was my boyfriend he'd know exactly how I felt about that.
It is everyone from stylists, food delivery drivers, tattooists, TOWIE no names, restaurant owners, fake vegans, entrepreneur signed shirt sellers aka stalkers, tanning shop owners. He is too nice.

 

[jflurker93]

My England memes all of a sudden seem really normal and tame

 

[keylimepie]

Oh my God. What is wrong with people

 

[irishgal2013]

I was having a wank over Alex Ferguson if you must know

 

[Rodney2208]

I’m sorry for being mean about RJ. I’m just concerned that he’s some sort of serial killer who is being held hostage by Chelsea FC as a way of controlling his behaviour. Maybe people think that about my resting bitch face, too (although I’m SADLY not being held hostage by Chelsea… wouldn’t say no to that though, if anyone from the club is reading)

Nothing wrong with a resting bitch face, mine must work wonders “some people” at work they think I’m frosty, stuck up and unapproachable

 

[Geexoxo]

Hope you all enjoy my new Xmas avatar!
I know my art skills know no bounds!