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jflurker93

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9 hours I sat in the tattoo chair last time so I don’t want to hear Mason try telling me his trophy is wonky because it hurt 😅

My elbow was a twat, my elbow ditch was a twat, my achilles one was a twat too. Everything else, not so bad but on the bones/thin skin does hurt.

Your ribs are supposed to be the worst place but… I’m not accepting that as a good enough reason for it to be wonky 🙊
I bet he had numbing cream on too! 🥴

You know what @Chani10 I always knew I was made for the instahoe life. Our snow photos are so similar 🥰

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Chani10

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They must know that this tattoo is going to be high profile (I never thought I'd be saying a tattoo would be high profile but here we are) and it had to be faultless. It is just lazy or no one had the balls to say look mate this isn't good enough.
I'm not trying to be mean but I feel like Mason is the type of guy who never tells people who work for him that they messed up 🙈 and becomes friends with everyone which makes it harder to say "that sucks".
He also lets them all use him for clout, which kind of pisses me off but hey, if he's happy helping them...:censored::censored:
 
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laylavd

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I know you've all been worrying about this definitely not worrying but I've found out the stadium tomorrow has a heated roof. Our little noodle won't be frozen by -8 temperatures.
 
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Bumblebee81

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Welcome to thread 54!
5 + 4 = 9 which isn’t 10, but what can you do.

THREAD 53 RECAP:

⚽ The last thread actually lasted longer than 24 hours for the first time in a while

⚽ We read a strange Fic about Ben being a shit dad and Mason filling his shoes #AreYouMyDaddy? #CanHeBeMine?

⚽ We all threw hands at anyone that’s slagging Mason’s perfect nose off

⚽ A really rude interviewer told Mason his goal ‘meant nothing’. The twat wants sacking.
Mason really said get fucked with his eyes.

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⚽ Mason has the biggest dick in the Prem (sorry tony)

⚽ Big T has superior jollop

⚽ Gerard earned himself a slot on death row #WalkingTheMile

⚽ We’re jealous that Summer gets free Chelsea tickets and Disney events

⚽ I said Voldy had nice hair. I must have been smoking crack at the time.

⚽ Reece bought Mason some Fortnite Pants one Christmas and Chilly hasn’t seen him in them

⚽ Tik Tok teens are still making weird videos

⚽ @Chani10 has a very cute cat 🐈

⚽ @Rodney2208 had her Mason calendar delivered and I’m still wondering why I wasn’t sent one too?

⚽ We spoke about budgie smugglers and @StephenTJackson reminded us why they’re great, to quote the thirsty man himself:
“Hugs their arse cheeks so beautifully and cups their bulge perfectly to show them off”

⚽ He also said boxers just tend to “smash things down and flatten the assets”

⚽ We saw the vile photos of Pebbles again 🤮

⚽ Ryan Giggs has XL socks. I’m not elaborating on that any further.

⚽ @Suder34 asked me to buy her a ticket for the Chilly train and @Bumblebee81 was caught lurking around the platform after we saw the wet shorts photo 👀

⚽ Spicy bought some clothes off a young boy and said “grey is a really really nice colour” 🤔

⚽ Mr P aka Olaf had a huff about a shower curtain pole. Mason would never.

⚽ Someone wrote a nice but strange song about Mason on twitter and Big T liked it.

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⚽ I broke the stone cold hearts of the FBC with a Winter Wonderland Fic 😭

⚽ A photo emerged of Mason and his instahoes. They look a little different than expected.

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⚽ We’re all on the brink of quitting our jobs, some of the FBC partners are supportive, others not so much.

⚽ We think Mason is trying to grow his hair like Flynn Rider / Eugene from Tangled… and then established that Wee Wee aka Lewis used to dress up as him for Disney!

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⚽ @cherryshade123 gave us advent day 5, although it wasn’t gut wrenching we all just imagined it was someone else in the story instead of Hendo.

⚽ @PunkRocker & @Smca53 can’t pronounce look properly 🤪

⚽ We saw an old photo of Big T with his nips out on holiday #DILF

⚽ Morrisons sell anal teasers. Who knew?

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⚽ @MensaBarbie1985 man David Haye aka Monster Cock was spotted in London and Mr R came with receipts 🧾


⚽ We played a game of ‘Who are you dating?’ where we decided which photo from Masons insta we would show our friends to say who it was we were dating. It was a lovely experience to see so many photos at once.

⚽ Giovanni likes his girls clean and tight

⚽ We played the worst game of Would You Rather that I could come up with… a lot of the FBC are inbred 🤪

⚽ Mr P aka Olaf put forward another ethical conundrum as @PunkRocker called it that turned us all into pweirdos


Which brings us to our next poll 📊

Would you rather…

Shag Mason’s personality in Big T’s body
OR
Shag Big T’s personality in Mason’s body

Personality = mind & soul so choose wisely!

Happy 54th thread bitches x
@jflurker93 Love this recap! :ROFLMAO:

*Disclaimer* I AM NOT ON THE CHILLY TRAIN OR ANYWHERE NEAR THE PLATFORM - ISH
 
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nellyloz123

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Morning all!
I had a mason dream! I worked in a school and Chelsea were playing a charity match there… I was walking around pretending I wasn’t trying to stalk him when at half time I “accidentally stumbled” upon him like we do in the fics and he said he had been staring at me all afternoon and asked if I could get him into a club called Space after the game 🤣🤣
Chilly was there and Dec and chilly had a really cute dog but was a chow chow 🤣
 
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Eden246

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Love the recap @jflurker93 👏🏼👏🏼 I voted shag Mason’s personality in big T’s body. Purely because I’m going home to shag Mason on the daily for the rest of my life so I may aswell take this one opportunity to shag Big T 😜
 
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Rodney2208

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After the calendar “incident” with Mr R yesterday he will be pleased to know that I’ve spent the last hour or so doing the stupid wedding photo book for grandparents, and I managed to resist the urge to photoshop his face 🤣🤣
 
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QueenL

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Morning everyone ❤
No dreams as always, we know my brain hates me! but glad some of you could enjoy him!

My Rubens not daft, whipped that blazer off at the first opportunity. He said no thanks. Not for me.

Who is dressing them? 🤮
Who agreed this deal with DSquared?
Phil looks like he’s wearing his dads blazer!

He has common sense! Unlike his teammates!
I love your new form of recruitment :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
Don't think he can get to number one, unless he keeps giving us shirtless pics and socks while Mase hides, Mason take notes!, but he has climbed to number 3

Oh my God. What is wrong with people 🤣🤣
They call us elders, but they are making them look like actual elders??






The tags of this kid always have me laughing

 
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jflurker93

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@laylavd It makes me sad that there’s even more issues with it. That guy will not be cheap to get a tattoo from and that’s what he’s left him with on his side, on a high profile client 🥴😢

I think the problem is he can’t draw.

As you can see here… he’s used different stencils of a dragon and then he’s drawn the cup in himself… but very badly.

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Also, the stencil for the bit you mentioned that should have been hidden by the dragon, was hidden, but he’s shaded it in wrong 🙈

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laylavd

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It’s always the quiet ones you need to look out for- I think our noodle is a quiet one!
I've thought about this far too much. I think he'd be too worried to actually hurt you. There is Daddy then actual peril.
 
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nellyloz123

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Evening everyone! I’ve had a truly shitty Wednesday. I’ve caught the office cold, work has been shit so I’m making a carbonara for tea and eating all of the carbs 🤣 hope everyone is ok ❤
 
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