Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[irishgal2013]

This recap. Never been prouder to be an inbred with you lot

 

[Geexoxo]

I can’t not share the full image it would be selfish of me! I imagine this is how he would walk around the Xmas markets when he takes us all on dates

 

[PunkRocker]

How dare you! I'll have you know I talk proper!

 

[keylimepie]

have I stumbled upon the Mason Mount trash thread

Poor Mason probably sat there reading here like “they are supposed to love me”

 

[kria]

It can't be that high unless he has been very busy in the last 12 months. He was with old Voldy for 3 years. This is what I'm going to believe anyway.

*22 years

 

[calmyourritas]

Advent Day 7 Part 2 will be out later today as a special treat
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I got my hopes up when I read “you and Harry have just had sex”

 

[Rodney2208]

Morning Gang!
I had the most weirdest dream, I seemed to have gone back in time 5 years and was travelling round India (a trip I did with Mr R) and I knew exactly where we were but I was there with Mase, Chilly, Dec and Madders I can’t remember the exact ins and outs but there was traditional dancing and I seemed to be having a secret thing with Chilly, Dec and Mase Lauren then turned up with some bitchy friends on a TukTuk and started complaining that it was too hot and her eyebrows were melting off Dec told her to stop being a pain and Madders took her side and they fucked off together.. then I woke up

 

[Smca53]

Poor Mason probably sat there reading here like “they are supposed to love me”

First they started thirsting over Spicy. Now one of them has a Nathan avatar. And they hate my tattoo and clothes

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I love it!
Defo Mason, can tell by the dodgy cross trousers at the beginning of the vid

After the number of times @calmyourritas has posted it…. I’d recognise that nipple anywhere!!!

 

[calmyourritas]

It’s happened! I’m alive! I’m out of bed!

 

[cherryshade123]

Oh now you show up!

I was having a wank over Alex Ferguson if you must know

 

[Chani10]

I was having a wank over Alex Ferguson if you must know

I'm dead. I can't come back from this.

 

[Shoequeen91]

Mason when he asked for the tattoo:

 

[calmyourritas]

I’ve got a horrible headache and it’s making me throw up

 

[irishgal2013]

Debbie holding onto her man tight when she sees half the FBC want him.

 

[tinatheestallion]

how lucky is y / n

 

[keylimepie]

Just a quick message from @Geraldine.20.jobs
She been under the weather again with her chest so is taking some time to recover on another set of antibiotics!
She sends her love to you all and hopes to be back soon
Love you Gezza

 

[kria]

‘Reece, smile and say everything is fine or we’ll kill you’

 

[Scuffed]

When I was 15 I was sleeping with a 17 year old We lasted about 6 months, then from 16 - 17 I had a few ‘relationships’ with peers before meeting Mr Scuffed at 17 and he’s been the only man for me since (I’m 37)

 

[Scuffed]

I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so

Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.

I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment #UBER

Thankfully I have sorted my life out

Explains why you write such epic filth!!