Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
New to Tattle Life? Click "Order Thread by Most Liked Posts" button below to get an idea of what the site is about:
Order Thread by Most Liked Posts

Smca53

jflurker93 said:
Yeah I’ve had a think… there’s quite a few of them to think about, I had a hoe phase okay

7 years older is the biggest gap and 7 years younger too! I slept with a 19 year old when I was 26 #pweirdo
Click to expand...
I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
 
Reactions: 14

kria

Scuffed said:
To be honest at 15 I probably thought this was as good as it gets. Thankfully Mr Scuffed brought the quality
Click to expand...
Oh same… from 16 to 18 there were a lot of (usually drunken) very brief fumbles… I wasn’t too sure what the fuss was about back then

I’ve made myself sound slutty again haven’t I
 
Reactions: 10

kria

Smca53 said:
I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
Click to expand...
I have zero confidence but I used to drink a lot
 
Reactions: 10

jflurker93

Smca53 said:
I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
Click to expand...
I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so

Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.

I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment #UBER

Thankfully I have sorted my life out
 
Reactions: 18

Rodney2208

Smca53 said:
I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
Click to expand...
I had one, when I think back I cringe massively! I then had two serious relationships then met Mr R, I remember having “the chat” and it was more than a bit awkward, so I shaved a few off to make it seem better


https://giphy.com/YLHwkqayc1j7a
 
Reactions: 11

Smca53

#UBER

I adore you so much
 
Reactions: 9

kria

I’m so glad I was slutty before camera phones…
 
Reactions: 12

nellyloz123

Smca53 said:
I’ve never really had a proper hoe phase (due to lack of confidence more than lack of hoe-ness) but I think I can feel one coming on
Click to expand...
I had a slight hoe phase when I split up with my first boyfriend of 5 years and moved to wales but it wasn’t anything to scream about. I found out Phils past and was violently sick
 
Reactions: 8
Status
Thread locked. We start a new thread when they have over 1000 posts, click the blue button to see all threads for this topic and find the latest open thread.
Menu
Log in
Register