Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[PunkRocker]

He’s probably only just about legal in this picture but he looks fit as fuck here

He looks like someone I would have drooled over when I was 16 and hoped I'd get lucky with in Spin the Bottle on Friday nights in the park

 

[keylimepie]

I was having a wank over Alex Ferguson if you must know

 

[kria]

So I think… belt gate

100% Walker
Probably Dias
JG would give it a go I reckon
Definitely Pickford


Just got this game on, it’s literally dead silent I hope we can hear them screaming at each other

JG would give anything a go.
Pickers 100% and would potentially get carried away and kill you.

 

[jflurker93]

Not sure about this hair you know

Crouchy confirming that I can in fact, lip read!

PS. It was bastard not bitch

 

[Smca53]

Crop the pic. The world can do with a bit less misogyny, thanks

And I'm watching someone talking about a book I have an early copy of and now I want to stay up all night and read it. I'm an idiot

Already done for future usage!

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

In his defence, his jacket isn't sitting right because I think he has his arm round Mendy.

Mandy**

18.4% of them would shag his personality in Big T’s body

Honestly, he’s going to think we hate him mase, only your real friends will tell you how it really is. Our hearts are in the right places

P.s send your dad my way will ya hun xx

 

[laylavd]

Goodnight.
If I dream about Tony tonight

 

[keylimepie]

Right I’m off. I can’t stick around for Part 3. I may have to set myself on fire if I read anymore advent calendar

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

I’m off to bed. Wishing sane dreams to you all…. Although tonight has been wyld so I’ve no idea what to expect on the dream check in in the morning!

night guys

 

[Scuffed]

NPB latest story
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Before or after

 

[jflurker93]

it’s blowing a gale up in stockport

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

by the way GB would like us to know he hates the new tattoo…

 

[keylimepie]

6 of us so far! If that doesn’t qualify for a birthday message from mase himself I don’t know what does.

@QueenL
@SmoochL
@GGina
@nellyloz123
@Rodney2208
& me

Mason, we’re ready.

I should qualify for one every year as I’m over 30. Bit like when you reach 100 and get a telegram from the Queen

35 in may ! Crack out the tenna lady and the Zimmer frame

Yes a fellow 35 year old!!

 

[kria]

I was bad. So bad. From about 21-25 and then last year I had a couple of bad months again but I blame that on going through a rough time so

Friday & Saturday nights most weekends at one point.
I’ve double dipped in one night.
Gone through whole groups of friends.

I’ve met parents the next day.
Grandparents the next day.
Kids walking in on us.
The toe / foot situation.
Belts around the neck with a stranger in a hotel (probably not very wise but thankfully he wasn’t Ted Bundy)
Sex in the sea in Ibiza.
Fumbles on a hotel balcony that got filmed so if I ever become an instahoe that would surface.
Used to meet a guy that wanted lifts home from City and he used to eat me out on the backseat a payment #UBER

Thankfully I have sorted my life out

I’m so glad I was slutty before camera phones…

 

[GGina]

Thank you for the warm welcom last week ladies - still reading when I can and currently procrastinating about doing some actual work but just spotted this on Insta….

Do we think maybe Mia (she soon got over Mason!) and Mr Reece are okay again? They are on & off more times than a light bulb!

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Can she get off my man please

 

[Smca53]

Can someone please confirm that I’m not a terrible person if I don’t really do much work today for the second day in a row

 

[Smca53]

He’s glowed up since the Champions league picture


To be fair I only just changed it

Can you imagine the discussions between Mase and Nathan if they’re browsing Mason’s rave thread and someone’s got a Nathan avatar

 

[Scuffed]

He's actually cockblocked himself.... i'm dying...

If he gets a tiger, leopard, elephant, flowers and a butterfly… we’re soul mates.

Oh & a palm tree.

If he gets a swallow, an anchor, a panther, a butterfly, two black swirls and a fuck tonne of regret…..we’re meant to be.

 

[Chani10]

Mason during a heatwave:



Me surrounded by snow (it's actually April. Siberia has its own climate):

I'm the warm to his always cold. We're meant to be.
Also, I thought I lost that jacket but my cousin posted a photo last week wearing it Thiefs!

 

[Eden246]

On the calendar front, Mr R found it this evening… his reaction was much like the below (he thought it was the wedding photo book that I was supposed to be making for his grandparents)

Would his Granny like a Mason calendar too though?