Mason Mount #54 Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)

[kria]

Can she get off my man please

Reece, Mason… who does she think she is ffs, Y/N Southgate?!

 

[Suder34]

I should qualify for one every year as I’m over 30. Bit like when you reach 100 and get a telegram from the Queen


Yes a fellow 35 year old!!

Feel about 55- hazards of having kids so young, they suck all the life out of you! On the plus side it won’t be long till we can go on posh holidayS on our own and leave them here

 

[calmyourritas]

@calmyourritas how are you feeling? Any improvement?

Still feel like shite

 

[calmyourritas]

How I feel about the online training I’m doing today

 

[Smca53]

He’s only cracked a bloody smile!!

His oversized top makes it look like he’s sitting in the barbers chair getting his hair done

 

[Chani10]

Can you imagine the discussions between Mase and Nathan if they’re browsing Mason’s rave thread and someone’s got a Nathan avatar

Me hacking the security cameras to find that footage

 

[jflurker93]

Me when Mason, Ben, Ruben & Oli Sykes come knocking on my door.

Woman with four boyfriends falls pregnant – with all of them set to raise kid

Tory Ojeda lives with three of her partners in Jacksonville, Florida and found out she was expecting seven months ago after a romantic trip away

www.dailystar.co.uk

 

[Geexoxo]

Y/n Southgate gets about a bit don’t she

This just came up on my FYP…. So unrealistic! I would NEVER even be associated with chilly for this to happen ffs

I'm en route to be ready to warm him up.

Don’t forget your bag!

 

[Rodney2208]

According to the teens that’s what anyone over 30 looks like

Me on my 30th next year

 

[Smca53]

Taking a leaf out of @Rodney2208 ’s book, I’ve gone Festive Mase for a bit

 

[jdub]

This is the kind of quality you’d get from a dodgy tattoo shop above a kebab place. Mason baby what were you thinking??

imagine him reading here and being like FFS, why did no one tell me it looks like shit?!?

 

[jflurker93]

I

That bit is easy to fix so hopefully he'll realise and just colour it in black.

I can’t stop

I don’t know what happened to the bottom arrow

 

[amzi]

Hold up! Wait! This means there could be a video! Of mason getting this tattoo laying down with no top on….im not ready…yes I fucking am…omg I don’t even know how to feel

 

[kria]

When I was 15 I was sleeping with a 17 year old We lasted about 6 months, then from 16 - 17 I had a few ‘relationships’ with peers before meeting Mr Scuffed at 17 and he’s been the only man for me since (I’m 37)

Mr K and I have been together since i was 18 (I’m also 37) and I had a few ‘relationships’ before that too but they were all a similar age to me, well I didn’t ask all of them but I assume so

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Well, I’ve never squirted but I would not worry about it happening because men would LOVE it. It’s like a trophy.

Also, I’ve never cum from just sex… been close but never reached peak
Have to give the magic lamp a rub at the same time

You have such a beautiful way with words xx

 

[laylavd]

Just going to believe it’s minimal like me to be honest I won’t hear anything else

It can't be that high unless he has been very busy in the last 12 months. He was with old Voldy for 3 years. This is what I'm going to believe anyway.

 

[PunkRocker]

Just to expand on this as I’ve given it a lot of thought (as I do with everything FBC related, and rarely with anything work related)

Ronaldo is probably a contender. But like in a murdery way, rather than a sex way.

I could see Reecey being a dark horse that’s in to it - mainly because he doesn’t want to have to make conversation?

And Timbo is obviously in to this sort of thing…

So conflicted on what reaction to use!
So you'll get both and I'm sure you'll know what is aimed where!

 

[GGina]

Not just Mason and Dec!! They cannot judge us no longer!!

Old Benjamin looks like my actual grandad

Wouldn’t stop me riding young Benjamin though

 

[Scuffed]

he just knows he's not supposed to like his stepdad more than his real dad

 

[Smca53]

Not sure how @Chani10 will feel about all this Kepa love