Mason Mount #53 Mase & Dec went head to head but it was Daddy’s blozzer face that left us all dead!

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Just because when I say it, it's got 3 'oo' sounds in it so they find it funny
They'd say 'Luck at the cuck buck' but it's funnier to mock me and say 'Looook at the cooookbooook!'
I think you’re the normal one Punkie, the rest of them are the weird ones
 
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I’m going to do a recap for us this time, because what else have I got to do.

Besides put the tree up, drop my mum and dad off at the pub and then find a bag to match my shoes for the xmas party that I will still be attending but not drinking.
 
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If there is space in the bin, I'd love to put my grandad there. Thank you.

Also, I feel so weird writing grandad and grandma I don't call any of mine anything similar to that.
 
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To keep Punkie and her weird dialect happy…

Mason Mount #54 : Daddy’s looking like Flynn Rider, it’s making our legs spread wider (sorry Tony)
We all want Daddy’s spunk, does this rhyme enough for you Punk? (Sorry Tony)
 
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I'm still at work, is it safe to read it now?
Not to be on the naughty list, will leave it for after work.
You are spoiling us with the fics everyday. Our hearts can't take this...


45 minutes left of my work day...I want to go home!
https://giphy.com/f7jy5gzaKgMHk5pjRq
 
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Not that I’ve achieved an awful lot today but I’ve decided to do as little as I can get away with for the rest of the afternoon and then sit still and do nothing My brain just will not switch on.

I kinda wish it was a match night tonight, I’m in the mood for that
 
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Today on useless information that I talk about, Tangled isn't called Tangled in Germany. It's called Rapunzel, which makes sense since it's about...Rapunzel
Also, my nephew told me I'm "his Rapunzel" because of my hair and I'm trying not to cry in front of him
 
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