Mason Mount #51 Ice lollies or malteasers, we’d let Mason use anything to please us

[QueenL]

He needs a new social media person asap.. riding that squid game horse until it’s dead

He is hot though View attachment 901178

Green really suits him
He is really off the green/red light but he looks so hot that it doesn't even bother me!

we all know Mase is a little weirdo too

It's part of his charm!!

Noooooooooooo!!! It’s supposed to be a big snake!!!!! Oh ffs

@keylimepie please, don't you dare to change



ETA. Tongue!! Again!

 

[jflurker93]

Here another one for you to try mason, a lovely christmas themed tik tok

 

[PunkRocker]

@cherryshade123 I think if Tommy T had vanilla milkshake curdled baby batter then he needs to seek a qualified medical professional. No @PunkRocker and @Isanythingrealanymore dressing up in the nurses uniform from your special box does not make you qualified!!

Wow, I’ve impressed myself! Better have a sit down and a look at the beard to recover.

Whose beard?! You can't be trusted anymore

 

[jflurker93]

I’ve fallen down a tik tok hole on that guys page

HES ONLY 20! HOW IS HE ONLY 20?
AND he has a mullet

This one has flooded me @Chani10

 

[QueenL]

And another two! I mean it's the same video in different lights but who cares
Mase I volunteer to make them wet whenever yu need

 

[calmyourritas]

My dad has smashed my fave mug by accident and I can’t tell you how upset I am

DUMP HIM… oh wait

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

Just catching up…

anyone else slightly worried we’re all going to end up starving to death as the forbidden foods list grows ever longer?!

work can get in the bin today… decided to wrap some Christmas presents instead and discovered a stray Leeds United gift bag intended for the ex Mr Mensa… if anyone sees a bonfire in the Darlington area it’s just me

On the plus side my sexy party shoes have arrived…

@nellyloz123 hope you’re doing ok The Bella Brini gave me a good laugh! (I’m sure I may have even had Calabrini before )

@JJ85Anne welcome and congratulations for not being totally freaked out by the ice lolly/steak/eggs/insert as appropriate in fact please don’t

Really hoping my boys trounce United tonight… sorry @Chani10
Was going to go to the pub but it’s too cold and snowy so will stay in with my new Christmas lights

 

[Chani10]

I’ve fallen down a tik tok hole on that guys page

HES ONLY 20! HOW IS HE ONLY 20?
AND he has a mullet

This one has flooded me @Chani10

Where can I find him? Or another one like him. I'm not picky.

 

[kria]

And another two! I mean it's the same video in different lights but who cares
Mase I volunteer to make them wet whenever yu need

The third one…

 

[jflurker93]

Where can I find him? Or another one like him. I'm not picky.

I knew you’d like him!

 

[kria]

I don’t know what it is either You didn’t have to listen to it on repeat multiple times though

No that’s true, but once she replied ‘ly ’ to one of my comments that time I got sucked in

Who wrote this then?

 

[Rodney2208]

On my drive home just now some head cut me up on a roundabout, wound his window down and told me I was a “stupid, stuck up little girl,” and I should “give Daddy back his car”

def started laughing at the Daddy and thanked him for thinking I was young and drove off!

 

[calmyourritas]

I can’t breathe. I’m at work having a meltdown.

 

[PunkRocker]

I can’t breathe. I’m at work having a meltdown.




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For some reason, I only have sound and no picture but I know that's Bartosz

 

[jflurker93]

I’ve literally never called any guy Daddy… until Mason. I would howl it all day every day for him!

Also, may I bring it to your attention that Mason played a blinder last night…when Rom wasn’t playing again

 

[irishgal2013]

Also I just posted this on the wags thread cause they were slagging off Madders, but I thought you'd also appreciate it
If Madders is ever craving steak, I will cover my pussy in mustard and herbs and drag it across hot concrete- I'll serve it medium rare

 

[Smca53]

I’ve literally never called any guy Daddy

I’m genuinely curious. Has anyone here? I havent, I don’t know if I could keep a straight face. I’d call Mase anything he wants to be called though obvs

 

[nellyloz123]

Hiding in the toilets to say omg how fit is he in that green jumper

 

[Bumblebee81]

No that’s true, but once she replied ‘ly ’ to one of my comments that time I got sucked in

Who wrote this then?
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I'm more with the person who's written 'Oi Mason lad u failed' With this TikTok you have babe, soz still love you though

 

[irishgal2013]

I’m genuinely curious. Has anyone here? I havent, I don’t know if I could keep a straight face. I’d call Mase anything he wants to be called though obvs

I just can’t. It cringes me out sorry