Mason Mount #51 Ice lollies or malteasers, we’d let Mason use anything to please us

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QueenL

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Smca53 said:
Well, thread 50 came and went quicker than you could say “Twister ice lollies”.

I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC love footballs.

Recap:

⚽ Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or. We all got a bit emosh about it. And even though #19 is fitting, he’ll always be our #1. Congratulations, Mason!

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⚽ He didn’t make it to Paris (we assume Big T got Boris to change the rules to avoid any further articles) but there was a nice ceremony at Stamford Bridge for the Chelsea boys.

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⚽ We can’t grasp how Carlotta gets so close to Mason’s face and resists licking him. A real mystery.
⚽ Some of us contended with awful weather but still attended matches. In the words of our Spicy, OI ITS SNOWIN!
⚽ Mase posted a TikTok of the suit stuff using a Bruno Mars song that wasn’t Versace On The Floor. Boy missed a trick there, wtf.
⚽ @keylimepie had another Weston-Super-Mare with the gifs and the autocorrect. Never change, Limey.
⚽ Some huge, world changing questions were asked: if you had to pick between shagging your celebrity crush OR receiving half a million, which would you choose? How anyone could say no to this is beyond me:

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⚽ @irishgal2013 has gone international due to the breaking news involving the end of Mason’s 22 year long relationship.
⚽ The Flap Fairy visited my dreams - no, not Chilly, sadly. Chilly did visit @Scuffed ’s dreams and I am torn between being horrendously jealous and very proud o_O
⚽ Some of you have super cute dogs. Speaking of dogs, Mason hopped around on the floor like a dog whilst playing with Ben’s dog Oscar. TikTok suggests he was dressed like a drug dealer. The FBC have refused to comment
⚽ @cherryshade123 started an advent calendar. I’m not sure I want to see what’s behind the rest of the windows tbh
⚽ I believe we have another advent calendar coming… @jflurker93 the excitement is real :love:
⚽ @keylimepie is now officially Mrs Nathan Wood 💙 congratulations to the happy couple!
⚽ We all go about our day wondering what Mason’s thinking? @calmyourritas is keen to know if he likes corn on the cob. Me too, tbf
⚽ We’re all hoping for some anal teasers from Mason for Christmas 🍫
⚽ When inserting ice lollies up your 🍑, be mindful of shape, size, and texture. Also it might get a bit cold. Apparently Mr @PunkRocker aka Olaf is used to the cold although I think that related to a different hole (I got confused)
⚽ @Suder34 had a dream about goats. They’re G.O.A.T.S
⚽ You lot are utterly mad but I wouldn’t want to spend my time anywhere else 💙 #ChelseaSluts

That’s all, folks! Oh, wait, I can’t leave you without this one…

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Thank you soooo much for the incredible recap and the thread @Smca53 ❤ ❤ ❤

I'm a bit disappointed that you can only see Jorginho's ear :cry::cry:

I voted only at Christmas, not something I would even consider doing for anyone else; but you know....Mase deserves a treat from time to time!

jflurker93 said:
Merry Christmas! 🎄
Bad timing with the match just about to start but they’re all pre scheduled for upload at 7pm every other day 🥰

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I can't read it right now butttttt I can't wait to read it 🥰🥰

cherryshade123 said:
@QueenL Sorry i just saw your post in the other thread about The Amazing Antelope, from personal experience I can't say anything bad- seems decent enough
However, he is sleazy and likes to sleep around, whether he's in a relationship or not
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Thanks for the answer! I had a feeling he was going to be like that, at least he is nice outside his womanizer ways.
 
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keylimepie

keylimepie

irishgal2013 said:
I’ve have work records to type up tonight, can @keylimepie not bring any more gifs or autocorrect hilariousness. 😂😂😂
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I can’t promise anything. These things just kinda happen and I have no control over it.


Thank you @Smca53 for creating the new thread and the reworking of the title to make it pukka for the mods! Thank you for the good well wishes for my surprise nuptials!

 
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Geraldine.20.jobs

Geraldine.20.jobs

Smca53 said:
Well, thread 50 came and went quicker than you could say “Twister ice lollies”.

I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC love footballs.

Recap:

⚽ Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or. We all got a bit emosh about it. And even though #19 is fitting, he’ll always be our #1. Congratulations, Mason!

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⚽ He didn’t make it to Paris (we assume Big T got Boris to change the rules to avoid any further articles) but there was a nice ceremony at Stamford Bridge for the Chelsea boys.

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⚽ We can’t grasp how Carlotta gets so close to Mason’s face and resists licking him. A real mystery.
⚽ Some of us contended with awful weather but still attended matches. In the words of our Spicy, OI ITS SNOWIN!
⚽ Mase posted a TikTok of the suit stuff using a Bruno Mars song that wasn’t Versace On The Floor. Boy missed a trick there, wtf.
⚽ @keylimepie had another Weston-Super-Mare with the gifs and the autocorrect. Never change, Limey.
⚽ Some huge, world changing questions were asked: if you had to pick between shagging your celebrity crush OR receiving half a million, which would you choose? How anyone could say no to this is beyond me:

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⚽ @irishgal2013 has gone international due to the breaking news involving the end of Mason’s 22 year long relationship.
⚽ The Flap Fairy visited my dreams - no, not Chilly, sadly. Chilly did visit @Scuffed ’s dreams and I am torn between being horrendously jealous and very proud o_O
⚽ Some of you have super cute dogs. Speaking of dogs, Mason hopped around on the floor like a dog whilst playing with Ben’s dog Oscar. TikTok suggests he was dressed like a drug dealer. The FBC have refused to comment
⚽ @cherryshade123 started an advent calendar. I’m not sure I want to see what’s behind the rest of the windows tbh
⚽ I believe we have another advent calendar coming… @jflurker93 the excitement is real :love:
⚽ @keylimepie is now officially Mrs Nathan Wood 💙 congratulations to the happy couple!
⚽ We all go about our day wondering what Mason’s thinking? @calmyourritas is keen to know if he likes corn on the cob. Me too, tbf
⚽ We’re all hoping for some anal teasers from Mason for Christmas 🍫
⚽ When inserting ice lollies up your 🍑, be mindful of shape, size, and texture. Also it might get a bit cold. Apparently Mr @PunkRocker aka Olaf is used to the cold although I think that related to a different hole (I got confused)
⚽ @Suder34 had a dream about goats. They’re G.O.A.T.S
⚽ You lot are utterly mad but I wouldn’t want to spend my time anywhere else 💙 #ChelseaSluts

That’s all, folks! Oh, wait, I can’t leave you without this one…

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Excellent recap my friend 💙
 
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Rodney2208

Rodney2208

Smca53 said:
Well, thread 50 came and went quicker than you could say “Twister ice lollies”.

I’m bringing back the footballs in the recap which I believe was a @calmyourritas thing, because I think it’s cute and because the FBC love footballs.

Recap:

⚽ Daddy was (fittingly) ranked #19 in the Ballon d’Or. We all got a bit emosh about it. And even though #19 is fitting, he’ll always be our #1. Congratulations, Mason!

View attachment 899494

⚽ He didn’t make it to Paris (we assume Big T got Boris to change the rules to avoid any further articles) but there was a nice ceremony at Stamford Bridge for the Chelsea boys.

View attachment 899470

⚽ We can’t grasp how Carlotta gets so close to Mason’s face and resists licking him. A real mystery.
⚽ Some of us contended with awful weather but still attended matches. In the words of our Spicy, OI ITS SNOWIN!
⚽ Mase posted a TikTok of the suit stuff using a Bruno Mars song that wasn’t Versace On The Floor. Boy missed a trick there, wtf.
⚽ @keylimepie had another Weston-Super-Mare with the gifs and the autocorrect. Never change, Limey.
⚽ Some huge, world changing questions were asked: if you had to pick between shagging your celebrity crush OR receiving half a million, which would you choose? How anyone could say no to this is beyond me:

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⚽ @irishgal2013 has gone international due to the breaking news involving the end of Mason’s 22 year long relationship.
⚽ The Flap Fairy visited my dreams - no, not Chilly, sadly. Chilly did visit @Scuffed ’s dreams and I am torn between being horrendously jealous and very proud o_O
⚽ Some of you have super cute dogs. Speaking of dogs, Mason hopped around on the floor like a dog whilst playing with Ben’s dog Oscar. TikTok suggests he was dressed like a drug dealer. The FBC have refused to comment
⚽ @cherryshade123 started an advent calendar. I’m not sure I want to see what’s behind the rest of the windows tbh
⚽ I believe we have another advent calendar coming… @jflurker93 the excitement is real :love:
⚽ @keylimepie is now officially Mrs Nathan Wood 💙 congratulations to the happy couple!
⚽ We all go about our day wondering what Mason’s thinking? @calmyourritas is keen to know if he likes corn on the cob. Me too, tbf
⚽ We’re all hoping for some anal teasers from Mason for Christmas 🍫
⚽ When inserting ice lollies up your 🍑, be mindful of shape, size, and texture. Also it might get a bit cold. Apparently Mr @PunkRocker aka Olaf is used to the cold although I think that related to a different hole (I got confused)
⚽ @Suder34 had a dream about goats. They’re G.O.A.T.S
⚽ You lot are utterly mad but I wouldn’t want to spend my time anywhere else 💙 #ChelseaSluts

That’s all, folks! Oh, wait, I can’t leave you without this one…

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Amazing recap!! ❤💙
 
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Smca53

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Can’t believe my excessive Amazon Prime ordering is finally paying off 😅 No dodgy stream, what a concept?!
 
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jflurker93

jflurker93

I don’t want to alarm anybody but
PEAK DADDY IS OFFICIALLY BACK

 
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Chani10

Chani10

Smca53 said:
Can’t believe my excessive Amazon Prime ordering is finally paying off 😅 No dodgy stream, what a concept?!
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Speaking of Amazon. How much do we have to order for them to do an All or Nothing Chelsea? 😂
 
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Rodney2208

Rodney2208

I can’t cope I have peak Mason one screen & Spicey on the other 🥵🥵🥵🥵

(why are people talking to me about their pet gerbils I am trying to watch football here!!!!!!)
 
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Smca53

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Mason, Kai and Pulisic all at once I don’t know if I can cope
 
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