Mason Mount #51 Ice lollies or malteasers, we’d let Mason use anything to please us

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Noseyparker68

They should make dildos with his face on them
 
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Eden246

irishgal2013 said:
I started that twat on the shelve this year. Ideas for elf on the shelve are welcome.
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Me too, I regret buying him a few years ago If you have any good ideas please share! Mines being stuck to window handle tonight with a sign saying ‘floor is lava’ peak elf on the shelf laziness and it’s only day two
 
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Chani10

I have no idea what that elf thing is so I can't help
We got St. Nicholas on Monday. I look forward to the chocolate and the orange "he" is bringing.
 
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kria

Eden246 said:
Me too, I regret buying him a few years ago If you have any good ideas please share! Mines being stuck to window handle tonight with a sign saying ‘floor is lava’ peak elf on the shelf laziness and it’s only day two
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Wait til they’re sufficiently naughty and then bin him and write a note saying ‘I’ve gone home because Father Christmas says you’re a little shit!’
 
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