Mason Mount #49 Content overload, basements overflowed, Versace suit is a sight to behold

[Smca53]

I fucking wish I did however see Nathan today! and I was like a star struck teenager mr isanythingrealanymore was like who’s that. I played it cool and acted like I didn’t see anyone

Why am I strangely jealous of you seeing Nathan? I’m not even @keylimepie

 

[Bumblebee81]

I'm still staying on the platform and waving at all of you who have lost your minds on the train

 

[jflurker93]

Morning FBC I’m absolutely freezing - hope we get some hot content to thaw me out.

I’m going to be honest with you guys as you deserve to know the truth. It happened. I‘m not sorry it happened but I know some of you will be disappointed in me. I’m just going to say it. I had a filthy dream about Benjamin. It was inevitable really considering I fell asleep thinking of the beard. He was magnificent and the beard was everything I’d hope it would be. There’s no going back now.

Welcome to the club

 

[keylimepie]

What in gods name. Why is this coming up on my fyp?!?!

 

[Scuffed]

Look, I have to die on this Chilly-free hill now. I've been vehement in my dislike and I am too stubborn to change my mind!
It's like when I was younger, all my mates said that Dirty Dancing was the best film ever. I'd never seen it, said it was crap and refused to watch it. Now I love it but I have to keep up the facade that it's shit!
So unless he goes full-time with the fluffy hair, the lady's not for turning!

So are you saying Chilly is like Dirty Dancing? In public you hate him but in private you’d carry a watermelon just to get close to him??

 

[PunkRocker]

We've obviously got some rich ballers on this thread if no-one else is swayed by half a million let's hope this bunk up is worth it!

 

[jflurker93]

I’ve just looked and I’ve now posted 1547 messages on tattle all bar about 5comments on this thread
You lot have corrupted me,
That’s an average of 30 a thread - and does not include the first several threads where I was a different name and was far to obvious who I was

Mine is 3321 and I could probably count on my hands messages in other threads

 

[kria]

No wonder Emma Hayes is looking so happy- lucky bitch

Quite the contrast of him all dressed up in his Versace tux and her looking like she’s come straight from her shift in Next…

 

[jdub]

I forgot to tell you all that I had a Mason related dream last night! I was helping with the GQ photo shoot and @jflurker93 you were there too, but we didn't know each other. You made a comment about something and I was like oh shit...so I spelled out FBC in sign language, you caught on and we squealed like 12 year olds. Then I woke up Maybe I'll figure out what we were "helping" with tonight

 

[laylavd]

So bearing in mind Versace took care of the suit, as the ‘stylist’ she put the rings on him and did his tie?

I'm sure he could put the rings on himself, any excuse to touch him.
I'm not jealous in the slightest...

 

[keylimepie]

I don’t even remember he was by a Christmas tree…. I just remember walking past and feeling like I’d seen someone I knew. The penny dropped very quickly. He looked good if you ever want to bin him, I’d take him off your hands

This could not have even got any better! Nath under the tree!!! My ultimate wish for Christmas! I’m so jealous you got to see him!! I’m glad he looked good and I’ll let you know if I want rid

Morning all! I fell asleep last night while tattling I hope you all managed to not dream of deflapitation @kria this is brilliant!!!
@MrsM19 So nice to see you back with us!
@PunkRocker I’m sure you’re on about life 6 now considering the biscuit incident

 

[Smca53]

The absence of my boy Benjamin hits that much harder when his replacement is Alonso

 

[jflurker93]

Well, I didn't want to say it because then everyone thinks I hate stylists and I just don't understand where you guys get that from but I showed the photos to a friend who works in fashion and told him she was being praised and he literally said: for what? Choosing which finger each ring goes on?

Oh yeah I’m not thanking her for the styling
Just for posting those lovely photos especially the close up of his veiny hand (that would wrap around my throat nicely)
I think I could have dressed him just as nice and we all know what my fashion can be like at times

 

[nellyloz123]

Happy SofaPet Sunday!

 

[Rodney2208]

Don’t think they could even hazard a guess at Ronseal

Ronseal is trolling me on here

 

[kria]

I'm sure he could put the rings on himself, any excuse to touch him.
I'm not jealous in the slightest...

I’m considering photoshopping myself over the top of her in that ring photo and pretending we’re getting married

 

[QueenL]

That tongue!!!

 

[keylimepie]

What did she use a machete, her whole flap? I think she’s being dramatic. She’s just took a little chunk out hasnt she jesus wept.

I can’t even figure out the logistics of how you could shave a whole flap off.

 

[Bumblebee81]

I’m not a huge fan of Carlotta’s work (obvs) but fair play to the girl, she’s pulled a blinder, she gets to quite literally dress the man. I mean I’d rather undress him but either way she gets to touch him

I’d love if the convo in the room was:

Lewis to Carlotta ‘this is really important one which we can’t mess up so could you please step aside this time and let Versace control this one? We can’t have him turning up in a face print suit’

 

[irishgal2013]

I learnt tonight where my thirsting for younger guys come from. My mam goes “I don’t watch strictly for the dancing you know”