Mason Mount #49 Content overload, basements overflowed, Versace suit is a sight to behold

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I learnt tonight where my thirsting for younger guys come from. My mam goes “I don’t watch strictly for the dancing you know”
 
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I hope Mr P was there to hear this bit!
He was but I think he was too busy thinking he was King Dick because my mum had also said if I'd taken Mason home to meet her she'd have told me to dump him and she's perfectly happy with the wonderful son-in-law she has he's an arse-kissing bastard!
 
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She says that but I bet Mase would’ve charmed her… I’ve already said he’s definitely a hit with the mums I refuse to believe PunkMother wouldn’t melt at that smile!
 
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Whereas my mam the opposite. “A girl go to do what a girl got to do” thanks mam I’ll let you explain to my OH then.
 
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She says that but I bet Mase would’ve charmed her… I’ve already said he’s definitely a hit with the mums I refuse to believe PunkMother wouldn’t melt at that smile!
I honestly don't know what she's seeing, I showed her the suit pictures thinking they would definitely sway her but nothing!
 
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Also forgot to say when I got back to the hotel after the match, in the bar was someone with the mason daddy/bowl cut and little beard… kind of had a hint of a look of him but way more tan
 
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Whereas my mam the opposite. “A girl go to do what a girl got to do” thanks mam I’ll let you explain to my OH then.
I agree with your mum! I'm sure I can have Mason as my beautiful bit on the side and keep Mr P too, I can't be arsed with a messy divorce
 
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I agree with your mum! I'm sure I can have Mason as my beautiful bit on the side and keep Mr P too, I can't be arsed with a messy divorce
I negotiated mine on the way home, I’m taking my handbags, shoes, half the house ,my car and the dog
 
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I fucking wish I did however see Nathan today! and I was like a star struck teenager mr isanythingrealanymore was like who’s that. I played it cool and acted like I didn’t see anyone
I would give my kidney to have been you. I am so jealous Was he wearing a nice outfit though?

Also @Scuffed could I legally get away with disposing of Gerard for using all the hot water in the house? Just had a shower and spent most of it wondering whether I would die of hypothermia.
 
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I think he's learning to hold the smile for 5 seconds after turning away.... I can almost hear him counting down in his head
She cut it off just as that smile was starting to turn into a glare

 
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