Mason Mount #48 Hair threat gave us a scare, Punky's vigorous biscuit dunking was more than she could bear

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My mum has just come home and said to me “You’ve not done much today” whilst looking me up and down.

Yes I have Rach, I’ve had a shower and washed my hair, tried some xmas party outfits on and wrote a lovely fic whilst staring at the GQ photos all afternoon, so get fucked.

Can we put her in the bin? Is there any room?
What’s she like with a stale baguette? 🤣
 
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Sorry if this has been shared already but I’ve lost track with all the content 🤣
 
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My Mum: Is this all you do all day? Look at pictures of Mason Mount?

Yes, yes it is. And?

I've got a lot to catch up on when I get home. It feels like -10 and blowing a gale in Manchester. I'm trying not to look at anything, any flood would freeze.
 
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OH just got in and goes “you haven’t been selling anymore stories to the sun have you?” Prick🖕
 
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I'm so bored. Are there any new movies you guys have watched and recommend? 😂
 
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