Mason Mount #46 Big T said Daddy is staying at Chelsea leave it at that, we just want socks not stats

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God I disappear for a few hours to pick my car up from the garage and go pole class and come back to carnage!
off to drool at tiktok brb
Pole class TT? Can I join please please please 🤷‍♀️ We don’t have that exotic stuff in the little backwater I call home 😂
 
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I showed the tiktok to my mum and she said "schrecklich", which means horrible (and yeah, they got Shrek from that). But I feel the German expresses the horribleness (?) better, so thanks, mum.
I'm traumatised 🙈 And I thought my bf's style was bad 😂
 
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I know the outfit is disgusting but I really want him to turn around and look at me like that… 🥵🥵🥵

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Pole class TT? Can I join please please please 🤷‍♀️ We don’t have that exotic stuff in the little backwater I call home 😂
Omg yes wish you lived near me so we could be pole buddies!!! And work on our skills to lure the footballers in 😂✌🏽 It’s so much fun but also surprisingly difficult and painful but I just got some cute outfits to wear sooooo it’s all good 😂
 
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Walks like my kid does when I’ve shouted him downstairs for tea 84 times and he’s had to leave his game with his mates 🤣
Debs probably did call him ‘for goodness sake Mason, get off fifa, there’s a woman here with some clothes for you!’ Whilst glaring at Carlotta like she’s @nellyloz123 in a cocktail bar 🤣🤣🤣
 
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I know the outfit is disgusting but I really want him to turn around and look at me like that… 🥵🥵🥵

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I’m praying this was for a shoot and he didn’t actually pick that outfit and buy it 🥲

Debs probably did call him ‘for goodness sake Mason, get off fifa, there’s a woman here with some clothes for you!’ Whilst glaring at Carlotta like she’s @nellyloz123 in a cocktail bar 🤣🤣🤣
The Debbie Dagger pic needs to go on the Wiki
 
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Omg yes wish you lived near me so we could be pole buddies!!! And work on our skills to lure the footballers in 😂✌🏽 It’s so much fun but also surprisingly difficult and painful but I just got some cute outfits to wear sooooo it’s all good 😂
Ahh I wish that too! It’s well known among my friends that if there’s a pole, podium, cage, catwalk etc I’m the first there but I can’t even dance that well 😂 just do the hoe dancing

Update on cross trainer man (that’s how he will be known by the way) - I had ‘the conversation’ and he’s fine!
 
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Ahh I wish that too! It’s well known among my friends that if there’s a pole, podium, cage, catwalk etc I’m the first there but I can’t even dance that well 😂 just do the hoe dancing

Update on cross trainer man (that’s how he will be known by the way) - I had ‘the conversation’ and he’s fine!
Omg this is exactly me!!! So I thought I’d finally learn some actual moves and also an attempt to keep fit, even if I do come home and stuff my face with sweets 😂

I probably actually look more like this than what I think I look like in my head, but I’m happy to let Mason be the judge



also fab news go get your cross trainer man!!! 🍆🎉
 
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