Mason Mount #40 Daddy’s still missing right now we’d take a catfish, or even a wonky version off Wish

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I like to think he would draw you like one of his French girls Punkie! It was so funny and I’m still chuckling about you yelling iceberg every few minutes 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I imagine he would also blush as I got naked on the bed, er the couch 🤣 really fancy watching Titanic now!
 
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Well she only speaks fax she said Pisces are the poorest health sign in the zodiac and I have a list of health problems the length of my arm 🤣🤣


I’m lacking in vitamin Portsmouth Pork
I need it for medicinal reasons. Mr Scuffed can’t get mad 😉

 
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Didn’t realise you were Craig’s PA and had the impossible task of pencilling all of the harem in! 😂
@nellyloz123 do you do other footballers shag diaries too? If so put me in Reece’s once a week (I’ll need 7 days to recover from the 🐎 dick in between)
 
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Do you get private medical cover too? For all the antibiotics? 🤣
I live in Wales so my prescriptions are free. That’s why he was desperate to employ me to save some cash of paying for anti bacterial drugs 🤣
 
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