Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[kria]

What?! What is a Saturday without snacks??

I dunno what I was thinking.

Aww I have no snacks, I’m disappointed in myself


Wait for me!

I’m coming too!

 

[Scuffed]

The beard is looking so fucking good right now

 

[PunkRocker]

Have you lot seen the JG thread in meltdown over a dick pic from what they thought was his private insta, turns out it's just some random bloke

Absolute carnage!

 

[LyndyLou]

Woah stop right there nothing could be worse than shagging surely?

 

[laylavd]

Mr P says it's because of a kit clash. If England wore their home kit, Albania's home kit is red and that would clash with the ref so they can't do that. Not sure how true that is!

I have consulted Google. This seems correct, their home kit is red. Makes sense now.

 

[irishgal2013]

I obvs went for actual Mason himself referring to his dad as BIG T
And “I won’t even chew I’ll just swallow it whole” because I’m obsessed with him being off his face pretending to munch a burger (a state you’ll frequently find me in post WYLD night out) and I also want to swallow part of him whole

I went for the looking good as the confidence does things to me.

 

[PunkRocker]

As if I just checked thread 6 page 31. What a time

I'm going to look

Mr R said something similar, said that they didn’t need Mase, Spicey or Lightbulb

Who are these men thinking they have better football knowledge than us?

 

[jdub]

Right first half thoughts so from from mother also shown her pics of them to help her out

Pickers-that was a good save But hes, - no other opinion yet!
Walker- looks like a thug, also has a flat face
Chilwell-He’s the one you showed me last week- looks like a sleaze ball
James- Cute but funny eyes.
Stones- You fancy him! He’s Is rather lovely even better when wet! ( mother. )
Maguire-looks like you’d bounce off him if you ran into him not very attractive
Phillips- odd hair, cute dimples tho
Henderson- does not look like a footballer but scored that well!
Kane-not sure- looks a bit basic
Sterling-he’s a wee little thing
Foden- looks like he’s 15

I mean she’s not far wrong!

 

[Geexoxo]

I had more of an Elvis Presley catsuit in mind??

stunning can’t wait to rock this (obvs won’t rock it too hard as dont want to take the shine off the beautiful bride)

 

[jdub]

so we have table water AND….. ????

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maybe vodka/soda and lime?

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@GGina is that really what it looks like in Reecey’s shorts???!!!

 

[nellyloz123]

 

[Suder34]

If & 🧈 collaborated on a business venture

I totally forgot I had this . Chuckling to myself on the way to work yesterday.
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Amazing!

Does anyone want to see the Bratwurst jokes from the winter wonderland fic?

Was going to post last night but felt a bit awkward

I know it was a bit of a moment wasn’t it,
We’re all up for some potentially smutty innuendo

 

[Smca53]

I booked a $200 Elvis Chapel Wedding and I’m not changing my mind . It’ll be an experience and a half!!

I love everything about this! Sounds like it’ll be an amazing wedding

 

[GGina]

Thanks everyone! Glad you like the recap and I thought the poll was a great idea if I do say so myself.

I went for ‘people would pay big money for them’ because I love the shlurp and his wobbly lip and ‘nah something’s gone wrong here’

40 mins into my 6 hour shift and I cannot be arsed already and everyone has said ‘why have you even come in for a friday’. yeah i’m not too sure either

Mate we went for exactly the same ones




I love his little vulnerable look of realisation ‘people would pay ’

And the way he sounds exactly like Dec ‘nah somethings gone wrong ere’

 

[Timefortea93]

I’m jealous of all your teas!! I had an oven pizza that tasted of cardboard :/

Mines was chicken kevs very boring.

 

[kria]

Hi!! I need help I can't do a poll on IG because my mum follows me but... Do we think this is a nice Christmas gift for a 52 year old woman?? I really like the colour
So far I'm getting mixed responses.

The colour is lovely. I’m not 52 but I wouldn’t say no!

 

[GGina]

I can’t get sucked in to another thread so I’ll need you to show me please. Now.

 

[calmyourritas]

I do love a pint on a hot day oooh yes please

 

[Geexoxo]

Someone on here said he looks the type to spend his Friday nights stealing Audis and I've never seen a truer statement

I love me a little chav! If I saw him hanging round town I’d be finding anyway to get in there with him

 

[kria]

I can’t work out how he actually manages to play football with that to contend with. Maybe he straps it to his leg