Here's the little Bratwust chat from the Winter Wonderland fic.
This one will just be fluff, no smut. Going to try do it one smut, one fluff, one smut etc.
But the title is
A princess and his peanut and nope, that's not a typo it should be HIS peanut...
We're not the peanut though don't worry its not a pet name.
“Bigger than your face that baby” he grinned, watching you bite into the sausage, frowning as it burnt the roof of your mouth.
“Bigger than your… “ you teased, licking ketchup from your bottom lip before you finished your words.
“Than my…” he raised an eyebrow, daring you to continue your sentence.
“Bigger than your… football boots” you shrugged innocently unable to think of anything else quickly, taking another bite of your hotdog.
“Yeah, I thought so” he said, before realising what you had said, “In fact, no it’s not” he added whilst looking down at his feet to weigh up the size of them.
“Thought so what?” you smirked, ignoring his disappointment at your subtle mocking of his shoe size, only paying attention to the first part of his reply.
“You know what” he mumbled behind his hand, covering his mouthful of food, before swiping the ketchup from his thumb onto the tip of your nose.
“Still annoying” you huffed, cleaning it with your finger and sucking it.
“Practicing for later are you?” he smirked at the sight of you with your finger in your mouth.
“Mason Mount” you gasped quietly, pretending to be appalled at his innuendo.
“You’re the one putting your fingers in your mouth” he gasped, holding his hands in the air.
“You’re the one being rude” you shook your head, taking your last bite.
“You tried suggesting your sausage was bigger than my… sausage” he sneered, adding emphasis on the last word.
“It was a pretty big one” you chuckled as you finished your food, wiping your face with your napkin.
“What was that?" he boasted, "I’ve got a pretty big one?” he added, wiggling his eyebrows at you.
You gently shoved his shoulder as you rolled your eyes, before being interrupted by another group of fans spotting Mason and asking for a photo.
(minus catching covid of course! Hope you’re better now!!)
