Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

[Isanythingrealanymore]

Mason, are you still alive? Just send any kind of sign that you’re still with us please

 

[Scuffed]

The rest of him was just as lovely but he must have had his compression shorts on because I didn’t notice much swinging unfortunately…
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Why am I looking at these? Who am I?

 

[nellyloz123]

So what I learnt from the second half is that the nations league games are the start of June so Mykonos/Ibiza/LA/Vegas trips will be toward the end of June….. booking flights…

I’m getting married in Vegas next year. Haven’t set a date yet . Shall I book it for June? you’re all invited btw but if Masons there I’ll be trading the groom

 

[Bumblebee81]

Welcome!
Hope you're not going to come for me, I can only cope with one sassy newcomer a day!

I would never! The only reason why I came out the shadows in the first place is because I cheering at your post this morning and decided it was time to show public support

 

[Isanythingrealanymore]

 

[GGina]

I just went to send my OH a picture of the dog…. Accidentally sent him this instead. I’m on autopilot!! Just clicked it and sent. Tried to get it back… it delivered and hes seen it. We now patiently wait what he comes back with how do I explain this exactly?

Just pack your bags and go

 

[Suder34]

Ladies I am just off to mothers! Where I will have dinner and watch football,
She will be dishing out her opinion on the England squad in the way only mumma jill can!
i may have to point out a few others if on bench!

 

[MensaBarbie1985]

I do like a nice pint… or eight

 

[Suder34]

Sweater vest NO
Glasses NO
Hat NO

just a whole load of big fat NOs

 

[Scuffed]

He’s what???!!!!

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selfish prick!

And I’m out again. That was a close one.

 

[jflurker93]

Full outfit. Fucking delicious.

Big T looking dapper there too!

 

[jflurker93]

I ain’t never seen this one before

 

[secrethush]

Stonesy and that wet hair though fuck me he looks good...

He is as wet as me watching him. Sorry everyone!

 

[laylavd]

The. Naughty. List.
Yes please.

 

[laylavd]

I don’t like Harry Kane but I love that he kisses his wedding ring.

I hope Mase does that when we’re married!

I'm glad Greenbush isn't here. Obviously Mason's England career is over now, they don't need him.

 

[SmoochL]

 

[QueenL]

Why am I looking at these? Who am I?

Another one falls prey to his black magic

 

[Timefortea93]

I wouldn't even call it lukewarm tea actually luv.
Anyone that knows he's from Portsmouth and with access to Google maps could have said what you did.
Excuse me if I don't believe you. Perhaps a rave thread about someone you said you don't actually like isn't for you. Maybe TikTok teens believe whatever is spouted to them but us elder 'stans' have a bit more going on between the ears.

Well said. Way to many bullshitter on tattle some times. Might work on tiktok but not here. Would need full on proof.

And by proof I mean cock or ass pic maybe even a hard nipple pic

 

[jflurker93]

hold on, hold on, hold on

I’ve seen the pics from summers first trip to the bridge but never seen this before in my life

labrador!

 

[calmyourritas]

Hi everyone, long term lurker here. Thought I would come out of the shadows and say hi to you lovely lot

I've spent the last three weeks reading all the threads and you guys have made me laugh so much! I'm not a TikTok teen as old enough to be Mase's mum and only an instahoe in my dreams! Also not Butternips 3.0 or 4.0 (I forget which version we are on) as never met Mase. Only footballer I ever met was Sol Campbell nearly 20 years ago. He smiled and winked at me in Harrods once and I panicked and ran in the other direction

Its so refreshing to find like minded people on here who share my appreciation for the beautiful soul that is our Mason...... and his socks...... I feel like i've finally found my tribe

Have to admit that Spicy is my number 2 with Billy Gilmour as my number 3 (I'll take the box of shame if necessary). Really can't explain the Billy thing other than finding his accent seriously sexy. No-one beats fluffy haired Mase though

I have to give massive kudos to whoever posted the pink dildo (can't remember who that was, sorry). I was laughing so hard, I was snorting like pig! it still make me laugh even when I think about it

@irishgal2013 - I am seriously impressed at your FBI skills. Please teach me your craft?

Anyway folks, keep doing what you're doing as its honestly the only thing that has kept me smiling the last few week so thank you.