Just wanted to say Thankyou for welcoming me so well in the last thread or two! I’m having the best time with you all and have found my new homeIt’s almost the weekend huns…let’s get WYLD
(pretend there’s a gif of left shark dancing here since it won’t let me use any gifs)
Great recap @jflurker93WELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big 40 !
Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!
Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!
You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!
RECAP OF #38!
We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday
You get leaky boobs after giving birth
Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN
@GGina has shagged a year 9
We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies
The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets
Jorgi aka @Isanythingrealanymore is 29
LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?
@irishgal2013 was told to ‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane
Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes
@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services
We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes
Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats
Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie
Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?
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We’re not one to start rumours *cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak
This England Camp can get fucked!
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We had the driest wet wednesday to date
Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a gauzegaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)
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We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment
JG divides the thread more than Tink
Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy
Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace
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Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup #MrWorldWide
@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up
Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!
Big T was driving a spaceship
Debs is a karen anddoesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.
Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole
He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips
“Look at the size of these ones”
“Nah something’s gone wrong here”
“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”
Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below
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We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent, @GGina will be relieved!
Gaz will now be known as Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate
There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare @Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!
We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)
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Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!
& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x
Oops! Also forgot to say I voted for big T he has we all know how I feel about him and also “look at the size of it” because we all want to say those words when mason pulls his shorts downWELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big 40 !
Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!
Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!
You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!
RECAP OF #38!
We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday
You get leaky boobs after giving birth
Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN
@GGina has shagged a year 9
We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies
The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets
Jorgi aka @Isanythingrealanymore is 29
LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?
@irishgal2013 was told to ‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane
Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes
@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services
We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes
Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats
Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie
Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?
View attachment 861112
We’re not one to start rumours *cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak
This England Camp can get fucked!
View attachment 861120
We had the driest wet wednesday to date
Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a gauzegaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)
View attachment 861116
We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment
JG divides the thread more than Tink
Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy
Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace
View attachment 861115
Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup #MrWorldWide
@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up
Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!
Big T was driving a spaceship
Debs is a karen anddoesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.
Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole
He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips
“Look at the size of these ones”
“Nah something’s gone wrong here”
“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”
Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below
View attachment 861111
We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent, @GGina will be relieved!
Gaz will now be known as Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate
There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare @Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!
We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)
View attachment 861113
Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!
& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x
I had a similar reaction when I realised I couldn’t vote for all of them!This is sheer cruelty @jflurker93
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I’ve gone for
- they’re GOATS (because his facial expression when Debs just wasn’t getting what he was saying ended me)
- I still look as good as ever (because you’ve got to admire the confidence)
https://giphy.com/j3c5m7TC8BkQyRc7RX On his way to Wembley to watch from a boxWonder if mase is back from Portugal to watch the match tonight
We still love you anyway…
I’ve just come on my period and I’m vulnerable and now I’m a no nce too?? This is too much
Hope he lands on top of me!https://giphy.com/j3c5m7TC8BkQyRc7RX On his way to Wembley to watch from a box
Mate we went for exactly the same onesThanks everyone! Glad you like the recap and I thought the poll was a great idea if I do say so myself.
I went for ‘people would pay big money for them’ because I love the shlurp and his wobbly lipand ‘nah something’s gone wrong here’
40 mins into my 6 hour shift and I cannot be arsed already and everyone has said ‘why have you even come in for a friday’. yeah i’m not too sure either
Winter Wonderland is finished and there’s no smut just fluff!I’m going to Manchester tomorrow and realised the markets start today. @jflurker93 ill see if there’s any more ideas for Winter Wonderland smut I can pick up
we both like 19 year olds too… are we the same person?Mate we went for exactly the same ones
https://giphy.com/l36kU80xPf0ojG0Erg
I love his little vulnerable look of realisation ‘people would pay’
And the way he sounds exactly like Dec ‘nah somethings gone wrong ere’
He fell overboard. He is now swimming with the sharksWonder if mase is back from Portugal to watch the match tonight
I went for the looking good as the confidence does things to me.I obvs went for actual Mason himself referring to his dad as BIG T
And “I won’t even chew I’ll just swallow it whole” because I’m obsessed with him being off his face pretending to munch a burger (a state you’ll frequently find me in post WYLD night out) and I also want to swallow part of him whole
https://giphy.com/f9Rrghj6TDckb5nZZRWELCOME TO THREAD 39!
One thread away from the big 40 !
Original title was I want him in my vagina, but not like that but I was worried it might get pulled down for indecency so I tweaked it a little!
Let’s get the polls back up and running so vote for you’re fave Mason’ism from his wisdom teeth tik tok’s!
You get 2 votes each so use them wisely!
RECAP OF #38!
We were still revelling in the aftermath of Teethy Tuesday
You get leaky boobs after giving birth
Most of us are ancient and it would be our LAST CHANCE on Xfactor if we auditioned, all because the tumblr teens won’t leave us alone AGAIN
@GGina has shagged a year 9
We clarified that winter wonderland is full of instahoes and baddies
The Balenciaga baguette bag seems like the perfect accessory for WYLD, to hold our ham wallets
Jorgi aka @Isanythingrealanymore is 29
LUKAKU IS 28 !!! HOW?
@irishgal2013 was told to ‘go somewhere else to open your shit mouth’ after explaining Mason was just numb from anaesthetic and he doesn’t usually talk like Harry Kane
Mason’s having his shark teeth put on a best friend necklace for Dec #BrosOverInstaHoes
@irishgal2013 is an actual member of the FBI and charges £40 an hour for her services
We like to thirst over Harry Styles sometimes
Mason is ruled out of the Albania game, still pending an update for the San Marino match. Sorry I forgot we want #SocksNotStats
Declan withdrew from camp due to illness aka missing his bestie
Half of the england squad are missing whilst half of the FBC are off work sick looking like Mase under his furry blanket, coincidence?
View attachment 861112
We’re not one to start rumours *cough cough* @Smca53 … but we think Mase pulled a sicky to go for some Salt Bae Steak
This England Camp can get fucked!
View attachment 861120
We had the driest wet wednesday to date
Tik Tok Teens pointed out that this isn’t Mason’s real smile (no shit he’s got a gauzegaws in his gob and he’s high as a kite)
View attachment 861116
We decorated the thread with some of our fave photos of Daddy, it was a lovely moment
JG divides the thread more than Tink
Spicy’s abs scare us #CardiBLipoTummy
Mason looks like Moana’s dad with his kitty tickler and teeth necklace
View attachment 861115
Daddy has apparently flew over to Portugal to meet an instahoe for some pancakes & syrup #MrWorldWide
@PunkRocker had her Mason Mount bauble delivered. She’s going to wear it around her neck until the Christmas Tree is up
Mason posted Part 2 of his dental surgery comedown, so we’ve had Teethy Tuesday AND Thursday!
Big T was driving a spaceship
Debs is a karen anddoesn’t understand FiveGuys is said as one and not F.I.V.E. GUYS.
Mason would swallow a burger whole and we would all swallow something of his whole
He thinks the dental surgery put botox in his lips
“Look at the size of these ones”
“Nah something’s gone wrong here”
“Nah they’re massive. Oh my god!”
Mason did his best impression of an instahoe with too much lip filler, see below
View attachment 861111
We confirmed Reece James does actually have some socks and they’re not non existent, @GGina will be relieved!
Gaz will now be known as Gareth ‘no socks’ Southgate
There was some Stonesy loving going on and the photos that got shared were absolutely vile and how dare @Suder34 hurt our eyes like that!
We may or may not have a cracking photo of his arse too but it’s not confirmed if it is actually him (we’ll go with it is)
View attachment 861113
Chilly has a fat sock and there was lots of photographic evidence to prove it. Sorry to the haters!
& remember, blozzers are only for people you love x
Same!!!!I went for the looking good as the confidence does things to me.
I'm so glad there's not only me hates them. I think I'd rather shag Madders than sit in a garden shed drinking overpriced mulled wine surrounded by dickheads thinking they are instabaddies. No offence though @nellyloz123Winter Wonderland is finished and there’s no smut just fluff!
I hate manchester markets theyre vile and I avoid them like the plaguehave fun though!
we both like 19 year olds too… are we the same person?
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