Mason Mount #39 Ham wallets and baguette bags, we want him inside but not like that

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Right here’s a list of questions @secrethush

Have you bumped into Big T?
What’s he like at flirting?
As nelly said what’s his dancing like?
Ever seen him kiss anyone or know anyone that’s had a bit of his pork sword?
What’s his alcoholic beverage of choice?
 
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And you have the cheek to call me the fbi. That’s like a police interrogation
 
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When I tell you how confused I was at this, for longer than I care to admit. Doesn’t help that I thought it was sticks of cheese, right enough

I’m like cheese fingers… cheese.. fingers… five cheese fingers?
Dead

I wish old cheese fingers would come back to us. Legend!
 
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Jesus we don’t need two more injured, we’ll be dragging Coady off the bench soon
 
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I will not get on the chilly train...I will not get on the chilly train....but once that hair gel goes...I might get on the chilly train...see mase, this is what happens when you leave us high and dry
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When he scored put hands to ears as if to silence the critics. Forgot how awful he been for United.
I'm not watching the match but if he did that, he deserves whatever Roy said about him.
Our club captain that has done fuck all during the season and can't take criticism...just posting those awful PR messages after every loss
 
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Were any of you on the Jack thread a few months ago, maybe August time? Great storytelling episode.
Omg that was the best time honestly anglecake. What was even better was we all filled in the blanks to make it more funny.
 
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